Donald Trump has finally conceded in the 2020 Presidential Election. No one thought they would ever see this day come. In his speech following the raids on the United States capitol, Trump threw all his loyal supporters under the bus. The former president said that the raiders were “a disgrace to America”, and with that these loyal patriots no longer have a home. Many of Trump’s loyal supports are still defending him following these words. They believe that he was forced to give this speech word-for-word, and that the real meaning can be found by reading between the lines. Now a Trump supporter is fully embracing being thrown under the bus by making it his permanent residence.
Why Would A Trump Supporter Live Under A Bus?
If you are a Trump support, you would gladly live under a bus if he threw you under it. It is like a right of passage to those guys. We spoke with Caleb Remington of Washington D.C. about his experience living in a bus. He said “I love this bus. Mr. President wouldn’t have thrown me under this bus if it wasn’t for a reason. It’s like when God kills your child. You have to just think positively and assume it was for a good reason. God just wanted to be president for another four years as intended, but those godless democrats took it from him. If a raid on the capitol is what it takes, we will do several. We weren’t thrown under the bus, we jumped right in front of it.”
Caleb Remington refused to answer us after we asked him how he managed to become so mind controlled, and he hid back under the bus to avoid us.
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The world laughed at Donald Trump after his last ditch effort to rally his fans. The soon-to-be former President of the United States promised free ham burgers to anyone who would storm the capitol. The hamburger would not include cheese, and a drink would cost extra. What no one expected was the turn out for this deal. Despite having minimal gains from this raid, an audience showed up. Fortunately for Donald Trump, there are tons of rednecks who would risk their lives for a hamburger. The capitol raid shows no signs of impact for the election results.
How Many People Turned Up For The Capitol Raid?
No one knows for sure how many people attended this capitol raid. The patriots showed up organized and ready-to-go. It is possible that they used World of Warcraft tactics to organize. Research suggests that the orange bearded heroes split into groups of 20 for the raid. Each group of 20 had fitting rolls, such as the biggest boys being tanks. The proud neckbeards are no strangers to long nights raiding, but they have never had to stand during them. While the capitol raid seems pointless to many, some players were lucky enough to score some legendary loot.
A Raider Securing A Legendary Drop
Was The Burger Even Good?
You would think a burger would dying for would be incredible. As previously mentioned, the burger did not contain cheese even upon request. Donald Trump ordered his patriots burgers from Papa Johns. The burgers were greasy and gross, but knowing a true patriot and entrepreneur like Papa John crafted the burger fueled the patriots’ bloodlust. Papa John is no stranger to rooting for Trump, as he even said the patriots’ favorite word a few years back.
What do you think of the capitol raid? Do you believe that the election was rigged, or did you just want a free burger? Let us know down in the comments.
For the Weekly Broadcast of December 4th, we report on the secret origin of pugs, Smosh finally joining in holy matrimony, and Disneyland’s new status as a strip club.
What exactly are Pugs? Previously it was believed that they are a breed of dog. New data suggests that Pugs are actually aliens from space. No one knows how or when they got on Earth. Most people accept them and love them for what they are. It is unknown how humans will respond to the fact that Pugs are aliens.
Fans of Smosh were heartbroken when Anthony left the team. However, it appears like the dynamic duo will finally become one again, this time in holy matrimony. The sexual tension has always been there between Anthony and Ian. It’s been obvious that there is chemistry there. The looks they give each other, the cute remarks, it’s obvious.
Disneyland is doing a major rebranding. Disneyland will no longer be an amusement parks. Amusement parks are closed indefinitely. Disneyland will be following the lead of other businesses that are allowed to remain open. Disneyland will now be filed as a strip club. The news is shocking to some, but welcoming to most. Whatever it takes to reopen Disneyland.
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For the Weekly Broadcast of November 6th, we dive into Rise Against as Rise Against releases new album Tuck Frump, Pokemon Sword and Shield’s worst additions, and A Day to Remember renaming their new album.
Rise Against, just days before the election, chose a highly impactful moment to announce this album. Rise Against is an outspoken, politically driven punk rock band. Their messages are usually liberal in nature. They are antiwar and have spoken out against the Bush and Trump administrations. Continuing this ideology, they announced their newest album. Titled “TUCK FRUMP,” it’s pretty clear what the message is behind this one. Frontman Tim McIlrath has been hinting at new music in the works, and now we finally get a taste.
Countless amounts of new Pokemon were added to the Crown Tundra expansion, but some of them should have remained extinct. Fans were initially upset after the removal of nearly 600 beloved Pokemon. Unfortunately Game Freak added plenty of Pokemon back, but maybe they didn’t have the best judgement. This is the Pokemon Sword and Shield: Crown Tundra’s worst new additions.
A Day To Remember haven’t had much to say about their upcoming album “You’re Welcome”, but now an announcement has finally been made. A Day To Remember is changing the album name. “You’re Welcome” will now be called “We’re Sorry”. The name is likely a reference to the album having a whole year worth of delays. Originally slated for November 15th 2019, the album still has no confirmed release date. The band has yet to apologize for the delays, so they figured they could just put it in the album’s title. The move makes sense. Every fan now will have an apology directly on in front of them.
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For the Weekly Broadcast of October 23rd, we discuss how you can never say this word, how Crazy Frog steal the innocence of children, a dangerous liberal agenda, and more.
My childhood was great except for Crazy Frog. I grew up with the internet at my fingertips. Almost like a babysitter, YouTube was my main source of entertainment. The hours I spent watching some of the early, popular YouTubers formed my taste is media. For example, Fred, Smosh, Nigahiga, sxephil, and more all had their mark on me. Sometimes their content had an adult joke that I didn’t fully understand. Nonetheless, I loved their videos. My childhood was great until one moment that I’ll never forget.
Chris Pratt exposed! Chris Pratt is a Christian role model in Hollywood. He is considered an icon for his traditional American ways, and his unique brand of publicly broadcasting his religion. Chris Pratt has no shame, which is why he got engaged merely minutes after divorcing his ex. wife. Many fans defend Pratt. They say that he can do whatever he wants after being a religious man. Other fans weren’t so forgiving. These fans saw through the rouse and realized one thing. Chris Pratt cheated on his wife the Christian way.
The libs are at it again. This time they are recommending murder. The liberal agenda suggest that the best way to make Trump lose is to literally steal his votes. Liberals say this can be achieved by killing older voters and committing voter fraud. The strategy sounds a bit immortal, but they guarantee it isn’t. In response to the controversy, one liberal said “You know what is immoral? Caging Kids. A wrong against the wrong makes a right. I am an expert on directions so I can confirm this is true”.
Everyone hates Disneyland lines. The park is chalk full of two and a half hour waits for a 3 minute ride. $120 dollars to walk in the heat and stand in lines. Hence, it’s no surprise this man adopted a physically disabled child. People with disabilities have major perks. Mainly, they skip lines at Disneyland. People drag their wheelchair bound friends and family members to the park. Disabled people are the perfect target. First, they can’t fight back. Second, as long as there is one disabled person, the entire group gets to skip the line. Why not take advantage of this opportunity?
Donald Trump has officially made an executive order to declare “honkey” the world’s first truly offensive word. The law makes the word objectively an offensive word. There has been a lot of debate on what makes a word offensive, but for the first time there is official word. Some have considered the move to be a form of pandering. Donald Trump seems to be hoping to secure the honkey vote by passing this executive order. Democrats are likely to try and appeal the executive order. They claim that honkey is too damn fun to say, and that the word never harmed anyone. Far right wing conservatives state this is another double standard created by the liberals.
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For the Weekly Broadcast of October 16th, we ask the question Who is Joji? We also discuss the Pixel 4a’s pornhub functionality, Barack Obama’s COVID-19 highlights, Disneyland, Avengers butts, and the Last of Us Part II.
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Joji Is Filthy Frank? New Wild Internet Conspiracy Gains Traction
Joji is a major breakthrough artist that has achieved major success in a short amount of time. He is part of the musical collective group 88Rising, which achieved major success, having one of the most popular songs of the last summer. Joji’s sudden appearance has everyone asking where he came from. How can a random man in his early 20’s reach so much success so quickly? He has connections that no random people could, so who is Joji really? Joji was noticed soon after the disappearance of youtube icon Filthy Frank. This has conspiracy theorist thinking one thing. Are they the same person?
The PornHub app inevitably ends up being installed on all smart phone devices one way or another, but the Pixel 4A beats all others to the punch. Google has announced that the Pixel 4A will have the added convenience of having the PornHub app pre-installed on all devices. The progressive move has the world stunned, as porn will become more normalized than ever before.
Barack Obama has stayed in the public eye far passed his presidency. Today, he is practically a celebrity figure. His endorsements can sway politics. His lists of favorite movies, songs, and books can drive sales. Although he’s no longer a government figure, his words continue to carry great power. Recently he released his list of his favorite Lockdown Moments since the COVID-19 pandemic began!
In preparation for Disneyland’s reopening later this year, cast members are minimizing risk. Disney’s coronavirus response has faced huge criticisms. People are unhappy with Florida’s Disneyworld opening as coronavirus cases sky rocket. Although Disneyworld has socially distanced lines and rides, frequent cleaning, and limited occupancy, it is believed to have contributed to the pandemic. California is a virus hotspot, and Disneyland would surely contribute to the cases. Nonetheless, Disneyland builds toward an opening, and Disney’s coronavirus response takes surprising turns.
Pokémon has been a difficult concept for parents to grasp since its inception. Parents often ask retail employees for “Pokéman” or “Pocketmon” merchandise during the holiday season. Due to this, the popular multimedia franchise will drop that confusing accent from its name. The slight name change will increase profits drastically for Nintendo. Pokémon Sword and Shield is known to be a lazy game by the online community. Nintendo cites the Pokémon accent as the reason for cutting corners. The company believes that 35% of revenue is lost due to difficulty pronouncing the series name.
Avenger fans typically get along due to the fact that they already have so much in common. Recent gameplay footage of the new Marvel: Avengers game has fans divided though. The new gameplay shows exceptional footage of the characters’ rears. This has fans all asking the same question; which Avenger butt is best? The current analysis is that Hulk objectively has the nicest butt, but is it fair to let a gamma boosted booty take the crown? Black Widow fans declare that she has the nicest butt, and she earned it fair and square.
The reception to The Last of Us Part II has been mixed. Hardcore fans of the original game thought the sequel did a poor job continuing the legacy of the franchise. The characters, plot, and game play seems like it falls far below the expectations of the fans. Some people did enjoy the game, but the core, disgruntled fan base is unhappy. Strangely enough, there was one factor that united all players of the game. One surprise variable saved the reputation of The Last of Us Part II, among the casual gamer and the hardcore fan.
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People can’t get enough. After Better Call Saul and El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, fans still demand more. We’ve see the rise and fall of Walter White, the history of Saul Goodman, and Jesse Pinkman continuing life after Walt. This new Breaking Bad Spinoff “The One Who Knocks,” could be called “The One Who Still Poopoos In His Pants,” because we’ll finally get backstory on Walter’s childhood years. We’ll see what formed him into the man we meet at the beginning of Breaking Bad.
New Breaking Bad Spinoff “The One Who Knocks” Will Focus on Walt in Middle School
In Breaking Bad, Walter is introduced as a pushover. He is a soft man who feels like he’s been kicked around his whole life. It’s a big part of his motivation behind cooking and his scramble for power and authority. Young Walter is being played by Iain Armitage, best known for his role as Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon. Everybody loves Young Sheldon, so we except Armitage to nail his portrayal of 12 year old Walt. Unlike Young Sheldon, the new Breaking Bad spinoff “The One Who Knocks” will not be a comedy. This new series is all business.
Here is the synopsis for the show. “Walt’s middle school years are riddled with bullies, strict teachers, and parents that don’t understand him. You thought Tuco, Gus, and the Mexican cartel were tough on Walt? Just wait till you see this. While Walt cooks up all new schemes to get back at this middle school bullies, you’ll learn what built the foundations for the man you see in Breaking Bad.” We at Realible World News are big fans of Breaking Bad and its spinoffs. However, this series sounds like it could blow everything else out of the water. We’ll finally learn what got Walter into chemistry and what his home life was like. Perhaps this series will continue on till Walt’s college years and we’ll get more backstory on Gray Matter and his relationships with Elliot Schwartz and Gretchen.
Reception to “The One Who Knocks”
It’s expected that fans will have mixed reaction to this new Breaking Bad spinoff. Walt was most likely a really boring kid. In season 1 of Breaking Bad, he was a really boring adult. We have no reason to think his childhood had any noteworthy or memorable moments. Why base an entire new series off it?
What are you thoughts? Are you excited for “The One Who Knocks?” Or are you gonna pass?
The 1970s began the era of the Boogie. Boogieing is an international fad. From the 1970s till today, parents passed down boogieing from one generation to the next. Tom Morey invented the first Boogie Board in 1971. Many insist that Body boarding in the actual name for the activity being referred to. However, Research shows that Boogie boarding is a much more fun name. 9/10 people agreed that Boogie boarding was more appealing than body boarding. Nonetheless, this is the Research approved list of the Best Songs To Boogie To.
1. Hotel California by The Eagles
Tom Morey invented Boogie Boarding visiting Hawaii. Similar to Hawaii, California has surf pride. That’s why Hotel California made the Best Songs To Boogie To list. This song has all the chill vibes and catchy tune you would need while catching waves. Belly down on your board coasting, Hotel California in your AirPods; that is pure ecstasy.
2. Drowning by A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie
This American Rapper prides himself on his Boogie board expertise. Shown by his name, this man loves to boogie board with his hoodie on. This may seem odd to some, but it’s the reason this song made the cut on the Best Songs To Boogie To. Drowning is all about his fear of falling off his boogie board and being swept out to sea. This fear is universal in all boogie boarders. Ever boogie enthusiast feels like they’re on top of the world when they’re catching that major wave, but the moment they lose the security of their board, there’s nothing but pure terror. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie captures that feeling perfectly with Drowning.
3. Best Feeling By Keller Williams & The String Cheese Incident
The unanimously decided, greatest pick for the Best Songs To Boogie To is Best Feeling, by Kello Williams & The String Cheese Incident. This song never broke out of the underground boogie boarding scene. Nonetheless, the real Boogie Board masters listen exclusively to this song on repeat. Since Boogie boarding is truly the BEST FEELING in the world, why would you want to listen to anything else?
Holy smokes the new Biden mask mandate is a game changer. Biden, the Democratic presidential nominee, released his official statement on masks. Most people have been wearing masks due to the widespread fear from COVID-19. Biden insists that masks being worn outdoors must be a mandatory practice. Many agree with this, as Research shows it could slow the spread of COVID-19. Nonetheless, others think that this is a blatant assault on their constitutional rights. However, Biden has a different agenda. It appears this candidate is sick and tired of having to brush his teeth. Those who are offended take this issue far too personally. Biden is a simple man. He isn’t concerned about COVID-19 at all, he simply does not want to brush his teeth. Below is a short excerpt from the Biden mask mandate.
Biden’s Statement
“I’ve always hated brushing my teeth. But my stinky breath and rotted teeth make people look at me funny. Ever since I put on a mask no one can tell that I haven’t brushed in decades. As long as everyone is forced to wear masks, I’ll fit in and no one will discover my secret.”
It’s peculiar that Biden told us the very secret he’s trying to hide. Still, Biden has gone as far to say that he would sign an executive order to require masks. Very interesting move from the Democratic Party. This has us wondering, do other government officials brush their teeth? What kind of system do we have if those in power can’t maintain basic hygiene?
Surprising Republican Reaction
7 months after the initial shut downs, COVID-19 still continues to persist in high numbers throughout the country. Perhaps masks should be worn by all. Surprisingly, the Biden Mask Mandate has moved a huge amount of Republican voters to consider Biden the best candidate. It seems that, especially in the southern states, teeth brushing is frowned upon. One republican voter said “In these parts, cavities are a right of passage. If you don’t lose a couple teeth before puberty then you aren’t really growing up.” People who initially hated the idea of masks now have second thoughts. Perhaps this is the push Biden needs to secure the presidency.
I thought this was too good to be true. But surprise, Pokemon Master Sex is real. This game pulls out all the stops of a great Pokemon game and a great hook up app. Nintendo promises a brand new Pokemon experience. Reggie Fils-Aime, former president of Nintendo of America, said, “I was one of the lucky few who got to test this game before release. I loved it, but my wife didn’t!” Reggie further said that, before this new app game, he hated Jigglypuff, but now he can’t get enough of her.
Pokemon Master Sex integrates technology from Pokemon Go and popular dating apps. People will be able to create their team, and the app will match them with local singles with complementary teams. This is genius. Since there is no better personality map than a Pokemon team, Nintendo is confident this app will blow all other dating apps out of the water.
Risks With This New Game
Our main concern with this new game is Pokemon’s younger audience. Pokemon is made for children, so this drastic change in target audience might throw people off. I wouldn’t want my child to try and catch a Charmander but end up at the bar with the local MILF. Will there be built in childproofing in the app? Or will parents need to remain diligent?
Pokemon Master Sex also comes with a bizarre new feature no one was asking for. After verifying your age, the game give the option to toggle on genitalia for the Pokemon. “We want this new ‘adult’ Pokemon game to come with authentic anatomy. We couldn’t name the game Pokemon Master Sex and not, you know, let the Pokemon have sex.” Pokemon made a major leap with this new game. Will children still be able to enjoy Pokemon as they always have? Would you let your child play this new Pokemon game?
