Is Joe Biden Unfit For Office? He Can’t Even Get The First Star From Bob-omb Battlefield In Super Mario 64
As the nation struggled to recover from the chaos and devastation wrought by the previous administration, many Americans were hopeful that President Joe Biden would be able to lead us back onto a path of stability and prosperity. However, it seems that this may not be the case, as disturbing reports have come to light about the President’s inability to complete a simple video game.
Joe Biden Can’t Beat The First Level Of Super Mario 64
According to sources close to the White House, President Biden has repeatedly attempted to obtain the first star in the “Bob-omb Battlefield” level of the classic game “Super Mario 64“, but has been unable to do so. This has sparked concerns about his ability to handle the complex and demanding tasks of the presidency.
“It’s really quite alarming,” said one anonymous White House staffer. “I mean, if the President can’t even figure out how to jump on a few Goombas and grab that first star, how is he supposed to deal with the challenges of leading the free world?”
Reports suggest that King Bob-omb was so unthreatened by Mr. Biden that he didn’t even try to throw him down the mountain as he usually does. This is just one more embarrassing moment for Joe Biden.
King Bob-omb Isn’t Tough, But He Is For Sleepy Joe
Others have pointed out that this is just the latest in a series of concerning behavior from the President, who has been known to fall asleep during meetings and frequently forgets the names of his own cabinet members.
“It’s like he’s not even trying,” said one frustrated citizen. “If he can’t even be bothered to beat the first level a video game that most kids can beat in their sleep, how can we expect him to tackle the complex issues facing our country?”
As the debate continues to rage, many are calling on the President to step up and prove that he is capable of rising to the challenge. But until he does, the American people will continue to question his fitness for office.
What Else Is Joe Biden Up To?
In another Biden related story coincidentally related to Super Mario 64, Last year Joe Biden reportedly fell down the endless stairs in Peach’s Castle.
No one knows why Joe Biden is so fascinated with Super Mario 64, or why he keeps falling down stairs, but one thing is for sure. Joe Biden sucks at the game.
Check out the hot scoop down below.
In another wild Biden story, after winning the 2020 election and becoming President of the United States in 2021, Biden was digitally inserted into Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
The controversial move was done to replace Donald Trump’s iconic role in the film. Many were skeptical of this decision, but Twitter clapped excitingly upon announcement.
Check out the story down below.