The world laughed at Donald Trump after his last ditch effort to rally his fans. The soon-to-be former President of the United States promised free ham burgers to anyone who would storm the capitol. The hamburger would not include cheese, and a drink would cost extra. What no one expected was the turn out for this deal. Despite having minimal gains from this raid, an audience showed up. Fortunately for Donald Trump, there are tons of rednecks who would risk their lives for a hamburger. The capitol raid shows no signs of impact for the election results.
How Many People Turned Up For The Capitol Raid?
No one knows for sure how many people attended this capitol raid. The patriots showed up organized and ready-to-go. It is possible that they used World of Warcraft tactics to organize. Research suggests that the orange bearded heroes split into groups of 20 for the raid. Each group of 20 had fitting rolls, such as the biggest boys being tanks. The proud neckbeards are no strangers to long nights raiding, but they have never had to stand during them. While the capitol raid seems pointless to many, some players were lucky enough to score some legendary loot.
Was The Burger Even Good?
You would think a burger would dying for would be incredible. As previously mentioned, the burger did not contain cheese even upon request. Donald Trump ordered his patriots burgers from Papa Johns. The burgers were greasy and gross, but knowing a true patriot and entrepreneur like Papa John crafted the burger fueled the patriots’ bloodlust. Papa John is no stranger to rooting for Trump, as he even said the patriots’ favorite word a few years back.
What do you think of the capitol raid? Do you believe that the election was rigged, or did you just want a free burger? Let us know down in the comments.
For the Weekly Broadcast of November 20th, we report on World of Warcraft: Shadowlands best new feature, Naruto Live Action’s cast, Cup Head’s new DLC character, and Minecraft’s new movie.
World of Warcraft has never looked better. The Shadowlands expansion has completely overhauled the character customization. Not only has the game never looked better, but the characters have never looked better. The Shadowlands expansion was recently delayed in order for Blizzard to optimize the character creation tool. Blizzard reported that the characters just weren’t sexy enough, but now after some additional months of tuning, the wait has paid off. I find myself unable to keep my eyes off of the characters when playing.
A Naruto Live Action movie was announced in 2015. Since it’s announcement, Lionsgate gave very few details on the project. Until today, the only information we had was the logline “Naruto Uzumaki is a teenage ninja who dreams of becoming the community’s leader and protector by becoming the village ninja.” This certainly sounds like Naruto, but this is about as generic as it gets. Western live action adaptations have a bad reputation. For example, The Last Airbender and Dragonball Evolution are infamous for trashing the original material. Nonetheless, Hollywood is at it again. Here is the current, newly announced cast for the upcoming Naruto live action movie.
Cuphead has became a classic. The game went on to achieve major success on all major consoles, and now a Netflix series is in development. This type of success raises a lot of questions. What is next for the Cuphead franchise? Is Cuphead 2 on the horizon? As of now, the promised DLC, Cuphead’s ‘Delicious Last Course’ has not been released. A full sequel to the original game is unlikely to happen any time soon. The game’s DLC will need to release first. However, there is finally a development update regarding the highly anticipated downloadable content.
The Minecraft Live Action Movie was announced last year. In addition to this, Tom Holland is on fire. Which is surprising after his recent injury on set with Spiderman 2. Mojang was excited to announce this new movie, with an expected release in March 2022. The new Minecraft Live Action movie may be the biggest video game film of all time.
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World of Warcraft is a huge game with a huge following. The game launched in 2004 to major success, and has continued to have bi-yearly major expansions ever since. Due to this structure, the game has evolve immensely. The world of Azeroth has changed to much, that developers Activation Blizzard recently launched a Classic Edition of World of Warcraft. The game is evolving even more thanks to the new expansion, Shadowlands. The new expansion doesn’t add any new races or classes, but it does add the best feature ever added to World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft Shadowlands: The Best Feature
World of Warcraft has never looked better. The Shadowlands expansion has completely overhauled the character customization. Not only has the game never looked better, but the characters have never looked better. The Shadowlands expansion was recently delayed in order for Blizzard to optimize the character creation tool. Blizzard reported that the characters just weren’t sexy enough, but now after some additional months of tuning, the wait has paid off. I find myself unable to keep my eyes off of the characters when playing. World of Warcraft has already become its own world, but now it might take over my life. The characters are just so infatuating. I find the character customization so good, and so full of personality, that I am developing feelings for them. Just look at the new blue-eyed Blood Elf.
It is impossible not to be in love with this stunning elf. She will definitely be my new main character. You can even give her freckles and make her look like your old high school crush.
Typically while playing the camera is behind your character. If you were worried about not seeing her cute freckled face anymore, you are in luck. She looks even better from behind.
The sexy female Blood Elves are not the only thing that makes Shadowlands so great, but they are definitely the best thing.
The Most Perfect Character Customization Ever
Almost every race is sexier and more loveable than ever. The Worgen after 10 years of mediocrity are finally aesthetically pleasing. They look menacing, powerful, and downright sexy. The Worgen started off a bit rough in Cataclysm, but now I can predict many furries purchasing a subscription.
The Horde are in luck too. The Orcs got one of the best treatments here. You can now give your Orc piercings, nose rings, tattoos, and tribal markings. All of this only adds to the sexiness of the Orc race. Orcs have always been a fan favorite, but now they will likely reach new heights of popularity. The Orc male will be scoring Blood Elf females for years to come.
The Night Elves are in luck too. Players can now create their Night Elves to have leaves in their hair. This brings out a type of natural sexiness that the Alliance needs. Look at this Death Knight and Demon Hunter. Both classes are meant to be feared, but now anyone can make them sexy.
It is safe to say that Blood Elves, Worgen, Orcs, and Night Elves will be on the front page of every magazine in Azeroth.
What Makes This The Best Feature Of Shadowlands?
The character customization in World of Warcraft: Shadowlands is the best feature of the expansion because it is the gift that keeps on giving. Playing an aesthetically pleasing game makes it much more enjoyable. The game has never been more immersive. I look forward to keeping completely sucked into the game. I hope to develop my feelings for my new female Blood Elf even more. If a male Worgen, Orc, or Night Elf comes into my life, I will likely accept them as well.
What new customization options do you appreciate? What is your favorite feature of The World Of Warcraft: Shadowlands? Let us know in the comments.
Everyone is talking about Hunter Biden. The World of Warcraft Shadowlands pre-patch launched yesterday afternoon. This cannot be a coincidence. We can only assume that Joe Biden is playing the game, and that he rolled a Shaman. Hunters are a popular class because they command pets that can do damage and/or tank creatures. The class is easy to play which should appeal to Joe Biden. While Hunter Biden has been the talk of the town today, I think we can’t ignore the implications. If Hunter Biden is out there, Shaman Trump must also be lurking throughout Azeroth.
Why Is Everyone Talking About Hunter Biden?
Everyone is shocked that Joe Biden plays World of Warcraft. While it likely isn’t him playing, it still makes for interesting news. Like his Twitter, his WoW account is likely ran by someone more competent. Joe Biden is probably not even very high level, and he likely has a low gear score. The trade chat in World of Warcraft has been extra political lately. It is possible Biden is trying to capture these voters by advertising in WoW. This is actually a likely theory, as Joe Biden did advertise in Animal Crossing.
If The Democratic Nominee Is Playing World of Warcraft, Where Is Trump?
Our theory is that Trump is indeed playing World of Warcraft as well. If Hunter Biden wears mail, Trump must also wear mail. It is possible they are playing mail wearing characters to prime users for mail-in-ballots. The other mail wearing class is the Shaman. We are confident that Shaman Trump exists. Trump likely has an army of spam bots at his disposal. He utilizes this strategy on Twitter, but they are typically ignored immediately by users. We can imagine this is exactly how it will go in WoW too. Ideally the two candidates would duel in Orgrimmar. This would settle the Presidential Race of 2020 once and for all. In the Warcraft universe, Orc warchiefs duel in a battle called a Mak’gora. Hopefully on November 3rd we will see Hunter Biden and Shaman Trump duel once and for all.