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New Squid Game Christmas Special Will Not Be Released By Netflix This Year

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Americans are up in arms today as Netflix announces that it will not be releasing a new Squid Game Christmas special this holiday season.

For years, fans of the hit show “Squid Game” have been eagerly anticipating a special holiday episode, filled with the usual shenanigans and tomfoolery that have made the show a fan favorite. But in a shocking turn of events, Netflix has announced that it will not be releasing a “Squid Game” Christmas special, leaving fans devastated and furious.

“This is outrageous!” said one angry fan on Twitter. “I’ve been waiting for a Squid Game Christmas special for years, and now Netflix just goes and ruins it for everyone? Unbelievable!”

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Americans Are Outaged At The Creators Of Squid Game 

Others were equally as outraged, with many taking to social media to express their disappointment and anger. “I can’t believe this,” said another fan. “I was really looking forward to spending my Christmas morning watching Squid Game and now Netflix has ruined it all.”

But not everyone is upset about the lack of a Squid Game Christmas special. Some say that the show has simply run its course and that it’s time for Netflix to move on to other projects.

“I’m not surprised that there won’t be a Squid Game Christmas special,” said one former fan. “The show has been getting pretty stale lately, and I think it’s time for Netflix to focus on something new.”

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Netflix Refuses To Release New Squid Game Content

Despite the backlash, it looks like Netflix is sticking to its decision not to release a new Squid Game Christmas special. So for now, fans will just have to settle for re-watching old episodes or finding something else to watch on Christmas morning.

In the end, it looks like the Grinch has won and there will be no new Squid Game Christmas special this year. But who knows, maybe next year Netflix will have a change of heart and give the fans what they want. Until then, we’ll just have to keep dreaming of a Squid Game Christmas.

Hopefully Squid Game season 2 makes up for this massive disappointment.

What Else Is Netflix Up To?

This isn’t the first time Netflix stirred up controversy. Last year Realible World News conducted an interview with “Ozark” star Jason Bateman that ended up going haywire.

Check out the unhinged Jason Bateman interview down below.

Jason Bateman Interview: The Tragic Fate Of Marty Byrd

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Fred Threatening to Kill Hundreds of Families in Florida

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Old school YouTube sensations keep making headlines. Fred has been out of the spotlight for almost a decade. He went out with a bang with multiple TV and film appearances in the early 2010s. Millions of subscribers, multiple movies, and a TV show, Fred was a household name. His intentionally obnoxious, high pitched personality polarized the masses. Just as quickly as his fanbase increased, his haters followed. Nonetheless, he is making a comeback in a big way. He is threatening to kill hundreds of families in Florida.

Maybe We’re Talking About a Different Fred

Our sources alerted us that the Fred threatening Florida isn’t the Youtuber. We have totally missed the mark on this one. Let’s dig a little deeper.

Who’s Destroying Florida?

There’s only one other Fred that has been in the headlines recently, Fred Durst. Limp Bizkit made a huge appearance at Lollapalooza, soon to be followed by a new album. It’s been 10 years since their last album, and fans a skeptical if Limp Bizkit still has the magic.

This newest stunt will show the world how gnarly Limp Bizkit still is. Threatening the lives of families is truly hardcore.

Tropical Storm? What the heck?

Major update! Fred Durst has no intention of killing families, at least not in Florida. Turns out the Fred we keep hearing about is a Tropical Storm! That’s a goofy name for a natural disaster. Citizens of Florida, you are in no danger of the Youtuber or the Limp Bizkit front man. However, please stay safe from the incoming Tropical Storm.

Florida can’t catch a break with natural disasters. Tropical storms and hurricanes regularly hit Florida, causing huge amounts of damage. This Tropical Storm is no different. As dangerous as it is, at least it’s not the Youtuber.

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Why is Will Ferrell in the middle of the COVID 19 Delta Variant controversy?

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What do college fraternities, the film Elf, and the COVID 19 Variant have in common? Will Ferrell is involved in all of them. The Delta Variant of COVID 19 is on the rise. The fear of a second wave and lockdown is the first thought that jumps into most peoples heads. Many are also left wondering, where did this variant come from? Why won’t my vaccine protect me from it? Is it more deadly than the last strain of COVID 19? Why do frat boys chew dip?

We can only answer one of those questions for you. We know exactly where this variant came from.

Fraternity Delta Tau Delta and Will Ferrell, the new Bonnie and Clyde?

Each year, college Fraternities and Sororities have a rush, where new recruits are introduced into the fraternity. Once selected, each recruit faces an initiation to become official members of the organization.

One Fraternity, Delta Tau Delta, had shockingly low numbers of recruits last year. With the entire future of the fraternity at stake, they took extreme measures. Will Ferrell, Celebrity Alum of Delta Tau Delta, had the capital and power to help with this world changing tactic.

Knowing that COVID 19 has been the most discussed headline since 2019, piggy backing on coronavirus would help their fraternity grow. If they could spread a new strain of this virus with “Delta” attached, people would be more familiar with Delta Tau Delta by word association.

The Science behind the Delta Variant

Will Ferrell spent hours researching how the Wuhan bat cultivated the old strain of COVID 19. Eventually, he realized that if you caught a single pathogen of COVID 19 and fed it nothing but Red Bull, it became far more lethal. This is the Delta Variant we know today. Ferrell bred many pathogens, then released his large reserve of the Delta Variant.

Will Will Ferrell farewell?

No one knows if Will Ferrell plans to show his face again after this stunt. The 25 new recruit Delta Tau Delta got this year does not balance out the number of lives taken by this new Variant.

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WORLD OF WARCRAFT: SHADOWLANDS BEST NEW FEATURE | Weekly Broadcast

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For the Weekly Broadcast of November 20th, we report on World of Warcraft: Shadowlands best new feature, Naruto Live Action’s cast, Cup Head’s new DLC character, and Minecraft’s new movie.

WORLD OF WARCRAFT: SHADOWLANDS BEST NEW FEATURE

WORLD OF WARCRAFT: SHADOWLANDS BEST NEW FEATURE | Weekly Broadcast

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World Of Warcraft Shadowlands: The Best Feature Of The New Expansion

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World of Warcraft has never looked better. The Shadowlands expansion has completely overhauled the character customization. Not only has the game never looked better, but the characters have never looked better. The Shadowlands expansion was recently delayed in order for Blizzard to optimize the character creation tool. Blizzard reported that the characters just weren’t sexy enough, but now after some additional months of tuning, the wait has paid off. I find myself unable to keep my eyes off of the characters when playing.

Follow the link above for the full story.

Naruto Live Action Movie Cast Announced, Surprisingly Whitewashed

A Naruto Live Action movie was announced in 2015. Since it’s announcement, Lionsgate gave very few details on the project. Until today, the only information we had was the logline “Naruto Uzumaki is a teenage ninja who dreams of becoming the community’s leader and protector by becoming the village ninja.” This certainly sounds like Naruto, but this is about as generic as it gets. Western live action adaptations have a bad reputation. For example, The Last Airbender and Dragonball Evolution are infamous for trashing the original material. Nonetheless, Hollywood is at it again. Here is the current, newly announced cast for the upcoming Naruto live action movie.

Follow the link above for the full story.

Cuphead’s Delicious Last Course, Bongi Bon Jovi Revealed

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Cuphead has became a classic. The game went on to achieve major success on all major consoles, and now a Netflix series is in development. This type of success raises a lot of questions. What is next for the Cuphead franchise? Is Cuphead 2 on the horizon? As of now, the promised DLC, Cuphead’s ‘Delicious Last Course’ has not been released. A full sequel to the original game is unlikely to happen any time soon. The game’s DLC will need to release first. However, there is finally a development update regarding the highly anticipated downloadable content.

Follow the link above for the full story.

Minecraft Live Action Movie Announced Starring Tom Holland

The Minecraft Live Action Movie was announced last year. In addition to this, Tom Holland is on fire. Which is surprising after his recent injury on set with Spiderman 2. Mojang was excited to announce this new movie, with an expected release in March 2022. The new Minecraft Live Action movie may be the biggest video game film of all time.

Follow the link above for the full story.

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Naruto Live Action Movie Cast Announced, Surprisingly Whitewashed

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A Naruto Live Action movie was announced in 2015. Since it’s announcement, Lionsgate gave very few details on the project. Until today, the only information we had was the logline “Naruto Uzumaki is a teenage ninja who dreams of becoming the community’s leader and protector by becoming the village ninja.” This certainly sounds like Naruto, but this is about as generic as it gets. Western live action adaptations have a bad reputation. For example, The Last Airbender and Dragonball Evolution are infamous for trashing the original material. Nonetheless, Hollywood is at it again. Below is the current, newly announced cast for the upcoming Naruto live action movie.

Naruto Live Action Lead Roles

Naruto / Tom Holland

Tom Holland has been taking Hollywood by storm. After his breakout role as Spiderman, people can’t get enough of him. Fans are unsure about this choice. Many people believe the cast, and especially the leading roles, should be Asian. Tom Holland feels like an easy choice with no respect to the original manga or anime.

Sasuke / Timothée Chalamet

Timothée Chalamet might make a good Sasuke. He certainly has the edgy style and dark, mysterious aura. However, fans upset for the same reason as Tom Holland’s role as Naruto. Why cast two white actors for what should be two leading Asian roles?

Sakura / Constance Wu

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Constance Wu has had recent some major roles in Fresh Off the Boat, Crazy Rich Asians, and Hustlers. She is an incredibly talented actress. Although she’s a bit older than Sakura is, fans are confident that Constance Wu will nail the role.

Kakashi / Bill Skarsgård

This is an interesting choice. Bill Skarsgard is an incredible actor. His range is incredible. From Pennywise in It to Victor in Speding the Night, Bill Skarsgard can do anything. We’re expecting him to hit a homerun as Kakashi. Not only will he portray the character and all his mannerisms perfectly, he even looks a lot like Kakashi.

When Does the Naruto Live Action Movie Come Out?

The Naruto live action movie still has a long way to go. There has been no date for this film. Nor do we know if it’ll have a theatrical release or straight to streaming. Still in the midst of production, a lot could still change with this movie. This adds to the crazy pop culture of 2020. What are your thoughts? Will this be the first great western adaptation, or is it going to flop like the rest?

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Man Builds REAL Lightsaber: Immediately Maims Himself

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The lightsaber is a pop culture staple. It is the most iconic Sci-Fi weapon. What’s cooler than a laser you can carry in your pocket that can cut through virtually anything? The quest to create this epic weapons in real life just had its first major breakthrough. Youtuber the Hacksmith created the first retractable real life lightsaber.

The First Real Life Lightsaber, But At What Cost?

The Hacksmith, moments after powering on this 4000 degree plasma sword, accidently severed his left arm. In a panic, he dropped the plasma sword and it also cut off his leg. Luckily, the blade instantly cauterized his wounds. The Hacksmith was taken to the ER, but it’s unlikely he will be able to reattach his limbs.

This is one case of Icarus flying too close to the sun. The Hacksmith created what is, by far, the best functioning real life lightsaber. It’s unfortunate he had to suffer these severe consequences. However, any tragedy that gets a fully functioning lightsaber closer to consumer accessibility is a worthy sacrifice.

Other Safer Options

Everyone wants their own lightsaber after seeing Star Wars. There’s a large variety of replica lightsabers available for purchase. At any Walmart or Target, the toys section will have plenty of plastic lightsabers. Retractable ones, light up ones with sound effects, and more. For a heftier price, you could also get a Force FX saber. These are high quality replicas that hardcore fans love. The details on these sabers are immaculate. The beautifully crafted hilt, advanced LED blade, and built in movie accurate sound effects, these are the best option for true fans.

However, the one feature these real lightsabers are missing is the cutting power. That’s why, with the contributions from the Hacksmith and other creators, we hope that we’ll get a fully functioning lightsaber soon.

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Splash Kingdom Fire, How Does A Water Park Burn Down?

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Splash Kingdom of Southern California has been engulfed in flames. Most of California has been a flame, so this may not sound too surprising. The surprising part is that Splash Kingdom is a water park. How does a water park burn down? This just doesn’t make sense. Are the water slides filled with gasoline? Did they oil up the slides too much? No one knows for sure, but there are plenty of theories. Water parks typically have tons of water. One burning down sounds odd at best and suspicious at worst. Splash Kingdom used to be known as Pharoh’s Lost Kingdom. It is possible that the God’s are smiting the locating for committing cultural appropriation. The Splash Kingdom fire is upsetting, but also ironic.

So How Did Splash Kingdom Burn Down?

No one knows for sure, but here are the theories. Firstly, it is possible there is too much chlorine in the water. The park may be 88% flammable gas at this point. Covering up all of the pee water is difficult. It may have required gallons of chemicals. Secondly, it is possible too much flammable oil was used to lubricate the slide. No one likes getting slide burn. It is possible Splash Kingdom went over board on the oiling. Lastly, it is possible the park hasn’t been maintained. Covid-19 hit hard, and lots of businesses are suffering. The park likely hasn’t been managed and maintained as well as hoped during this time. Cleaning agents may have even contributed to the outburst of flames. No one knows for sure. Any theory is possible, but only one is likely to be true.

What do you think about the Splash Kingdom Fire? Will you miss the park if they can’t recover? Will you do anything to support their survival? Let us know your thoughts.

Donald Trump Covid Interview

Donald Trump Interview Reveals How He Beat Covid In One Easy Step

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Donald Trump has amazed the world yet again. This time the President of the United States managed to completely destroy Covid-19 in only three days. This sounds impossible for someone his age, but Donald Trump has proved his strength once again. Now Realible World News has the exclusive interview with Donald Trump post-Covid.

Post-Covid Interview With Donald Trump

Dr. Williams: Good morning Mr. President. How are you feeling today?

Donald Trump: I am doing *coughs* great *coughs*, my apologies. Is there a cat in here? I might be allergic to cats. I am also allergic to democrats.

Dr. Williams: No sir, there are neither cats nor democrats in this room. We don’t allow cats on set, and we democrat proofed the windows ages ago.

How is the POTUS feeling post-Covid?

Donald Trump: *Coughs* Okay great, anyways. I am doing good thank you. Great even. Maybe better than ever. Most people take two weeks to recover from Covid, but I am not like most people. My DNA is 100% American, and Americans never quit. My antibodies fought around the clock and fought back Covid faster than the world has ever seen *coughs* *coughs again* *coughs for about three minutes* I feel better than ever. I think Covid gave me an excuse to finally rest. No one works harder than me. haven’t had a break in years. For me, work never stops. *coughs* I am working right now as we speak.

How Is Donald Trump 100% American?

Dr. Williams: Thank you for the update on how you are feeling. Anyways we had some questions for you. What exactly does it mean to be 100% American? When it comes to DNA this seems impossible. Was this an official DNA test?

Donald Trump: Correct. I took an official DNA test. *Coughs* The best DNA test in the world. Only someone like me even has access to a DNA test of this status. This DNA test is 100% accurate. *Coughs*

Still Donald Trump: I took the DNA test and my results didn’t say European, or Irish, or British, or cheeto man. My DNA test said American. Not only did it say American, it said 100% American. Big bold letters. *Coughs* You can’t miss it. A blind person could have seen how American I was. My results printed on a Chinese fortune cookie paper. That was all the paper required to print that one line of results. 100% American. 100% is an A. I aced the American test. I may be the first 100% American person registered, but if I am re-elected President of the United States, I know it will be because of other true Americans. They won’t be 100% American like me, but they will be close. *Coughs for 3 minutes*

Dr. Williams: Wow, that was quite the paragraph. I am glad you DNA test came back so positive. Good job on getting a perfect A. So It isn’t about your access to exceptional healthcare?

Donald Trump: No way. My health is a direct response to my American DNA *Coughs for 2 minutes* I didn’t even have to study for this test. Tests come easy for me. Never have I studied for anything. I get 100% on everything I do. Being an American is easy for me.

Dr. Williams: Wow you sure are patriotic. Is there anything else you would like to discuss other than how American you are?

About The Debate

Donald Trump: Yes. *Coughs* I wanted to talk about how non-American other people are. *Coughs*

Dr. Williams: Wow okay. That sounds like a great conversation. So Mr. President. Who do you think is un-American? Do you think Biden would have scored a 100% on the DNA test?

Donald Trump: No way. Biden would get a 0%. Biden could wear an ear piece and be fed the answers and he would still fail the American test. Biden’s DNA is basically Chinese. I don’t mean that as an insult to the Chinese, but as an insult to Biden. *Coughs* That man couldn’t be less American. When he told me to shut up, he told all 100% Americans to shut up. Him and Antifa are just a hate group for 100% Americans. America can’t be taken over by these American haters.

Dr. Williams: Wow. I am glad you are here to protect 100% Americans. I hope my DNA test comes back as American.

Donald Trump: No way. News reporters are never American. You are going to score a 0%. You are European at best. *Coughs* You wouldn’t last a day with Covid. *Coughs* This interview is over. I am too busy to stay and talk *coughs*.

Dr. Williams: Have a great day Mr. President. I would wish you well, but it is obvious that you are completely healed and do not need my support.

Donald Trump: *Coughs for 7 minutes*

Dr. Williams: Have a great rest of your week. Good luck next month.

Let us know what you thought about our Donald Trump Interview. Realible World News will try to get an other interview with the President of the United States in November.

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Yahtzee, Everyone’s Favorite Game To Hate; An Honest Review

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Yahtzee, created by Milton Bradley in the 1940s, is a board game played across the globe. Although most find it to be a slow and uninteresting game, many families get together and play Yahtzee every holiday. There is a disconnect here. Why would families ritualistically play Yahtzee for weekly game night, yet most everyone agrees this board game is unappealing and unpleasant? Realible World News is here to give an honest, up close and personal, review. We dig to gain a deeper understanding of Yahtzee and its contradictive state.

Gameplay

Yahtzee is completely and utterly a game of chance, which is why it is so frustrating and unengaging. However, it also explains why families love the game. During family reunions, it’s important to involve everyone, even the dumbest members. A game requiring high levels of strategy or mental engagement would stop many dumb people from participating. That’s the first key to unlocking the puzzle of why everyone hates Yahtzee but can never escape it.

Here is a quick explanation of the game. Players take turn rolling five dice. On each turn, the player gets three chances to roll the dice to get the best combination of numbers. There are various combos to get, including small and large straights, three and four of a kind, and, most importantly, the Yahtzee. When a player manages to roll the same number on all five dice, they earn a Yahtzee, which nets the most points possible in a single turn. The game continues until each player has completed their scorecard.

Competition in Yahtzee

This game has practically zero competition between players. The players have no impact on each other, and, since there is no strategy, they have no impact on their own destiny. The player has a passive roll throughout the entire game. However, this is another reason families love it. Tensions run high during reunions; drunk uncle fight, politics clash, Grandpa drives home severely intoxicated, etc. Why have a competitive board game further pit people against each other? Yahtzee allows everyone to be on an equal playing field and hate the game instead of each other.

Cheating in Yahtzee

The one big plus side to this game is the ability to cheat. You can’t cheat while rolling the dice because, as you roll, everyone has nothing to do but watch you. However, there is absolutely nothing stopping you from writing whatever you want down on your own scorecard. Typically, at the end of the game, each player tallies up there own card and the winner is determined. If you master cheating, you will see a drastic improvement in your score and you’ll never lose again. That’s what makes Yahtzee a truly great board game.

In Summary

Yahtzee has all the makings of a bland, unpleasant board game. That’s why, on an individual level, no one enjoys Yahtzee. However, people always end up playing during family reunions. This is one of the few board games that caters to the lowest common denominator. Its mindless gameplay and low stakes make this a hit for any gathering. The cheating potential in Yahtzee is also a major plus.

Stay tuned for future reviews, where Realible World News will dig deep and gain a higher understanding of the most popular games.

Masahiro Sakurai Interview

Masahiro Sakurai Interview Reveals The Shocking Reason Why DLC Characters Are Primarily Third-Party

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Sakurai is a genius in the world of gaming. The man has created Kirby, Super Smash Brothers, and revived Kid Icarus. Each of these games had a touch of genius and creativity that nothing else could ever come close to. Sakurai has proven that he is in a league of his own, and that he is completely irreplaceable. Today we will be interviewing Sakurai about the latest Super Smash Bros DLC and more. Our Masahiro Sakurai interview has the exclusive juice on future DLC characters, thoughts on Steve in smash, and frustrations with the job.

Masahiro Sakurai Exclusive Interview

Dr. Williams: Hello Sakurai, and thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule to do this interview.

Sakurai: I didn’t take the time at all. I am working as we speak. I am using text-to-speech to communicate while I play as two characters at once.

Dr. Williams: Wow! That is incredibly impressive. I won’t waste any of your time then. Let’s get right into this. How do you feel about the reception of Master Chief coming to Super Smash Brothers?

Sakurai: Master Chief isn’t coming to Super Smash Brothers. We recently announced Steve from Minecraft, not Master Chief.

Dr. Williams: My apologies Sakurai. I heard a Microsoft legend was coming to Super Smash Brothers and I just assumed it was the legendary Master Chief. I think I even saw a photoshopped picture or something. Okay, so how do you feel about fan reception to Steve of mindcraft coming to Super Smash Brothers?

Fan Reception To Steve In Super Smash Brothers Ultimate

Sakurai: Minecraft, but yes the fans were incredibly ungrateful. No one seems to appreciate the work that went into changing every character and every stage to allow Steve’s block placing ability. If I had to do all of this work to add Geno, I am sure their would be headlines praising my hard work.

Dr. Williams: This seems incredibly unfair to you. The hard work you put into every title you work on is a testament to your abilities. Is it possible that you just make it look so easy? We know it isn’t easy, but it is likely that fans just don’t realize the monumental amount of work you pull off.

Sakurai: No way. They don’t care regardless. If Steve was a highly requested character by the hardcore fan base, they would have said I didn’t do enough. The ravenous fans would have said I did him an injustice. They would have asked that I design a fully open work with endless building customizations. My hard work is being under appreciated exclusively due to fans being butt hurt.

Dr. Williams: Why are these fans so butt hurt?

Sakurai: I believe many are butt hurt by Nintendo’s choice because it seems too political. Meaning, they believe Nintendo just wanted to money Steve and Minecraft can bring. These fans aren’t wrong though. That is exactly why Steve is in Super Smash Brothers.

Dr. Williams: Really? There is no real other significant reason?

Sakurai: Nope. It isn’t his legacy, or fan requests, or even moveset potential. It is literally just for money, and I had to rework every character and stage to make it happen.

Why There More Third-Party DLC Characters Than First-Party

Dr. Williams: Why would Nintendo not just have you add more of their own characters? They are all so charming and iconic, and have clearly defined traits with strong moveset potentials.

Sakurai: I think Nintendo is well aware that their characters don’t make money. Who would pay for Funky Kong or Hades? One of the 17,000 people who played Tropic Freeze or Kid Icarus Uprising? I wanted Hades in because I love Kid Icarus. Nintendo loves money more than I love Waddle Dee though, so my characters will likely never see the light of day.

Dr. Williams: Wow that is depression. Waddle Dee, Hades, and Funky Kong are my top requested characters. I guess I will just sit back and hope for my favorite third-party characters.

Sakurai: Don’t get too excited. The next four are just as triggering as Steve. I dread my job every day. I hope I make it to the end of 2021.

Dr. Williams: Wow, well thank you so much for your time. I wish you the best of luck.

Sakurai: Thank you very much for letting me vent. Have a lovely day.

You can watch the announcement video for Steve down below:

Did you enjoy our Masahiro Sakurai interview? We anticipate the release of future Super Smash Brothers Ultimate DLC. Let us know in the comments what you think about Steve from mindcraft being in Super Smash Brothers. Also let us know who you hope to see as the last four third-party characters. We hope to interview Masahiro Sakurai again in the future.

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