In a shocking discovery, scientists have announced that Pokemon are not just the stuff of legend and childhood dreams, but are in fact real creatures living among us. You read that right! Real life Pokemon exist according to Science and Research.
Pidgey Was The First Real Life Pokemon Discovered
The first species to be identified was the Pidgey, a small, brown bird commonly found in gardens and parks. With its distinctive round head and beady eyes, the Pidgey bears a striking resemblance to its fictional counterpart. But unlike the Pidgey of the Pokemon world, it seems that the real life Pokemon does not evolve into Pidgeotto.
The Real Life Rattata Is A Bit Underwhelming
Another Pokemon that has been discovered in the wild is the Rattata, a small, rodent-like creature with a fluffy tail and sharp teeth. While the Rattata of the Pokemon world is known for its powerful fangs, the real one is actually weak and tends to avoid humans.
Charmander Is The Most Popular Real Life Pokemon
Perhaps the most exciting discovery of all is the Charmander, a small reptile with a flame on its tail. In the Pokemon world, Charmanders are a beloved and popular starter-Pokemon, but the real-life version is much more mundane, lacking any special abilities or its signature color and flame-tail.
Despite the lack of supernatural powers, these newly discovered Pokemon have captured the hearts of people all over the world, with many eager to catch them and add them to their collection. Some kids are already trapping these real life Pokemon in little balls.
So the next time you’re out for a walk and see a Pidgey, a Rattata, or a Charmander, don’t be afraid to reach out and try to catch them. Who knows, you may just end up with your very own real life Pokemon!
What Else Is Going On With Pokemon?
Recently, Nintendo released the biggest game in the history of the Pokemon franchise. The wildly successful Pokemon Master Sex game was a huge hit, with many fans praising the series for finally aging with its initial audience.
For the Weekly Broadcast of October 16th, we ask the question Who is Joji? We also discuss the Pixel 4a’s pornhub functionality, Barack Obama’s COVID-19 highlights, Disneyland, Avengers butts, and the Last of Us Part II.
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Joji is a major breakthrough artist that has achieved major success in a short amount of time. He is part of the musical collective group 88Rising, which achieved major success, having one of the most popular songs of the last summer. Joji’s sudden appearance has everyone asking where he came from. How can a random man in his early 20’s reach so much success so quickly? He has connections that no random people could, so who is Joji really? Joji was noticed soon after the disappearance of youtube icon Filthy Frank. This has conspiracy theorist thinking one thing. Are they the same person?
The PornHub app inevitably ends up being installed on all smart phone devices one way or another, but the Pixel 4A beats all others to the punch. Google has announced that the Pixel 4A will have the added convenience of having the PornHub app pre-installed on all devices. The progressive move has the world stunned, as porn will become more normalized than ever before.
Barack Obama has stayed in the public eye far passed his presidency. Today, he is practically a celebrity figure. His endorsements can sway politics. His lists of favorite movies, songs, and books can drive sales. Although he’s no longer a government figure, his words continue to carry great power. Recently he released his list of his favorite Lockdown Moments since the COVID-19 pandemic began!
In preparation for Disneyland’s reopening later this year, cast members are minimizing risk. Disney’s coronavirus response has faced huge criticisms. People are unhappy with Florida’s Disneyworld opening as coronavirus cases sky rocket. Although Disneyworld has socially distanced lines and rides, frequent cleaning, and limited occupancy, it is believed to have contributed to the pandemic. California is a virus hotspot, and Disneyland would surely contribute to the cases. Nonetheless, Disneyland builds toward an opening, and Disney’s coronavirus response takes surprising turns.
Pokémon has been a difficult concept for parents to grasp since its inception. Parents often ask retail employees for “Pokéman” or “Pocketmon” merchandise during the holiday season. Due to this, the popular multimedia franchise will drop that confusing accent from its name. The slight name change will increase profits drastically for Nintendo. Pokémon Sword and Shield is known to be a lazy game by the online community. Nintendo cites the Pokémon accent as the reason for cutting corners. The company believes that 35% of revenue is lost due to difficulty pronouncing the series name.
Avenger fans typically get along due to the fact that they already have so much in common. Recent gameplay footage of the new Marvel: Avengers game has fans divided though. The new gameplay shows exceptional footage of the characters’ rears. This has fans all asking the same question; which Avenger butt is best? The current analysis is that Hulk objectively has the nicest butt, but is it fair to let a gamma boosted booty take the crown? Black Widow fans declare that she has the nicest butt, and she earned it fair and square.
The reception to The Last of Us Part II has been mixed. Hardcore fans of the original game thought the sequel did a poor job continuing the legacy of the franchise. The characters, plot, and game play seems like it falls far below the expectations of the fans. Some people did enjoy the game, but the core, disgruntled fan base is unhappy. Strangely enough, there was one factor that united all players of the game. One surprise variable saved the reputation of The Last of Us Part II, among the casual gamer and the hardcore fan.
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The latest downloadable content for Pokemon Sword and Shield added a great new feature. Dynamax Adventures allow the player and three allies to dwelve deep into a cavern full of gigantimax Pokemon. If players can reach the end of the gautlet without their team losing four Pokemon, then they have the opportunity to fight and then catch a legendary Pokemon. While this sounds fun, there is a huge social issue no one is discussing. The online community of Dynamax Adventures is toxic. Unfortunately, this new features comes with some troubling behavior from the players. There are some players who purposely troll and attack their teammates. This can cause players to miss out on legendary Pokemon, and also waste a ton of their time.
Why Would Players Attack Their Own Teammates?
Some of these players have likely already caught the legendary they are facing off against. This would increase the odds of a player throwing the fight, resulting in friendly fire occurring. Other players might just be full time trolls, regardless of the circumstances surrounding the battle. It is nearly impossible to not get attacked by your teammate. I did seven Dynamax Adventures yesterday, and I was attacked every single time. I am not sure what I did to deserve this.
Is It Possible You Deserve Being Attacked?
It is unlikely that I deserve this attacks. I am a great teammate, and I always put my team before myself. Dynamax Adventures require great planning and Pokemon type coordinating in order to defeat the legendary. More often than not, I selflessly claim any Pokemon along the way. I do this so that I can take on the legendary and win for my team. I cannot imagine anyone getting upset over this. Who wants an alolan dugtrio? I will even claim one of these creatures if it will help against the legendary. Trusting one of my less intelligent teammates to take the Pokemon we need in order to win is risky. I often just take every useful Pokemon so that I can secure our victory. I consider myself a martyr for taking one for the team.
What Are Your Over All Thoughts On Dynamax Adventures?
I am still a huge fan of Dynamax Adventures. Additionally, I even believe that team killing is hilarious now. I intend on trying it out for myself tonight. Team killing could bring a whole new type of gameplay to pokemon, and while it is an elephant in the room worth addressing, I accept it with open arms.
What do you think about team killing during Dynamax Adventures? Do you enjoy this new feature added to Pokemon Sword and Shield? Let us know in the comments.
Countless amounts of new Pokemon were added to the Crown Tundra expansion, but some of them should have remained extinct. Fans were initially upset after the removal of nearly 600 beloved Pokemon. Unfortunately Game Freak added plenty of Pokemon back, but maybe they didn’t have the best judgement. This is the Pokemon Sword and Shield: Crown Tundra’s worst new additions.
The Top 5 New Pokemon Added To Sword And Shield
5. Zubat
The only good thing about Pokemon Sword and Shield was the lack of Zubat. While Zubat are iconic to the Pokemon series, their relationship with the fans was toxic. You only miss them because you knew them to long. Zubat did not need to come back. Caves are once again loathed due to the addition of Zubat.
4. Jinx
Sword and Shield was the perfect chance to finally cancel Jinx once and for all. In a shocking move, Game Freak has decided to bring Jinx back. With 300 Pokemon still missing forever, it is shocking that Jinx of all Pokemon were chosen. Jinx has been controversial since the 90’s and now would have been the perfect time to forget all about it. We could have at least gotten a funny Galarian Jinx that takes on a whole new offensive stereotype, but nope, we just got the same old Jinx.
3. Blaziken
Blaziken doesn’t deserve this opinion, but it has earned it. The Pokemon is just so over used. Each season Game Freak bans over used Pokemon from competitive play, yet now they intention add the most over used one of them all. Blaziken is ever 8 year old boys dream come true. A bad ass cock fighting mascot that cannot be stopped. The pokemon is so over used, that even in Pokemon X and Y, Game Freak gave Blaziken a mega form. It was the only Hoenn starter to receive a mega form. Blaziken had its time to shine, it was okay to keep it gone.
2. Garchomp
If Pokemon Go wasn’t bad enough with Garchomp around, get ready because Garchomp is back. Dragonite and Metagross have had their fair share of controversies, but no one is more over powered than Garchomp. Get ready to see a Garchomp in every single match online. The fan boys worship Garchomp. They will shiny farm that Pokemon to the point where you forget what their standard color looks like. Expect to see Shiny Garchomps all over the place.
1. Every Single Legendary
Legendary Pokemon were not missed. While I am a huge fan of Ho-oh, Groudon, Mewtwo, and the three legendary birds, I did not miss their existence. Zacian and Zamazenta were bad enough, but now nearly every legendary is back. Get ready to only see legendaries in max raid battles here on out. Soon players will forget what non-legendary Pokemon even look like. Crown Tundra might as well have been renamed Pokemon: You Get A Legendary! Everyone will have at least 10 legendaries on launch night.
This has been Pokemon Sword and Shield: Crown Tundra’s worst new Pokemon additions. What did you think of the list? Do you agree with Game Freak’s choices? Let us know in the comments.
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I thought this was too good to be true. But surprise, Pokemon Master Sex is real. This game pulls out all the stops of a great Pokemon game and a great hook up app. Nintendo promises a brand new Pokemon experience. Reggie Fils-Aime, former president of Nintendo of America, said, “I was one of the lucky few who got to test this game before release. I loved it, but my wife didn’t!” Reggie further said that, before this new app game, he hated Jigglypuff, but now he can’t get enough of her.
Pokemon Master Sex integrates technology from Pokemon Go and popular dating apps. People will be able to create their team, and the app will match them with local singles with complementary teams. This is genius. Since there is no better personality map than a Pokemon team, Nintendo is confident this app will blow all other dating apps out of the water.
Risks With This New Game
Our main concern with this new game is Pokemon’s younger audience. Pokemon is made for children, so this drastic change in target audience might throw people off. I wouldn’t want my child to try and catch a Charmander but end up at the bar with the local MILF. Will there be built in childproofing in the app? Or will parents need to remain diligent?
Pokemon Master Sex also comes with a bizarre new feature no one was asking for. After verifying your age, the game give the option to toggle on genitalia for the Pokemon. “We want this new ‘adult’ Pokemon game to come with authentic anatomy. We couldn’t name the game Pokemon Master Sex and not, you know, let the Pokemon have sex.” Pokemon made a major leap with this new game. Will children still be able to enjoy Pokemon as they always have? Would you let your child play this new Pokemon game?
Earthquake is an incredibly powerful move within the Pokemon (formally Pokémon) franchise. The move can effortlessly decimate whole teams. The move is ridiculously powerful, and has been since Pokémon Red for the original Gameboy. Aside from being incredibly powerful, the move is also incredibly insensitive. This morning, Gamefreak announced earthquake will be removed from Pokemon indefinitely. The move was a fan favorite, but only to insensitive fans. Enjoying earthquakes is a sick hobby for disturbed individuals. Regarding earthquake in past games, Gamefreak said “Earthquake will still be available in past games, but users who use the move online will be permanently banned”. This seems fair, as the move is insensitive to current struggles in the world.
If Earthquake Is Removed From Pokemon, What Happens If I Use It?
Using earthquake online will result in a permanent ban from Nintendo online servers. Government officials plan to make it illegal to use the move in areas of crisis. The law states “If a player uses earthquake on another player that lives in an area that recently experienced an earthquake, the player using the move will be fined or arrested”. The news has faced criticism for being extreme in nature. Victims of earthquake tragedy believe that the move is completely appropriate. With earthquake removed from pokemon, victimized players can now play the game in peace. This is a win for players that constantly worry about seeing the move.
What Are The Reasons For The Sudden Removal?
The removal came after players had bad reactions to seeing the move utilized during an insensitive time. Fans have highlighted the issues below.
Firstly, players overuse the move. It is nearly impossible to play Pokémon for an hour and not witness the move.
Secondly, time is against the move. Earthquakes have been increasingly devastating recently.
Thirdly, Pokémon had an episode banned for featuring the move. The game should follow suit.
Lastly, the move is extra traumatic in HD. Next gen graphics make the move more horrifying.
These reasons showcase the rational behind the ban. Players should be cautious to avoid bans, fines, or arrests. Hopefully no one tries to use the move any time soon.
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Pokemon Go is a popular smart phone application where users can catch their favorite pokemon in the real world. The game uses AR technology as map applications to simulate catching pokemon in real life. The game has become so realistic, that Covid-19 has changed the game. Some Magikarp (an iconic fish Pokemon that flops on its side), has become ill. If a golden Magikarp appears in your game, it should be avoided at all costs. The pokemon can infect the rest of your team, rendering them unusable. The morbid update adds a deep sense of realism to the game, but it is not an appreciated addition. Ignorant users are flaunting their diseases Magikarp, and unfortunately this will end badly. It will likely spread the disease to other Pokemon if it is kept around.
Are all Golden Magikarp Diseased?
unfortunately, every golden Magikarp is disease. While they do look aesthetically pleasing, it would be best to leave it alone. There is currently no cure for the Magikarp, so it is a huge risk to catch a golden one. Trainers who have already caught one should release it immediately. If you have any enemy, you can try trading the Magikarp to them. Biological warfare has been popular within the game. The best way to destroy your enemy is often from the inside. Players are now manipulating this mechanism to harm other players.
When Will The Infection End?
Diseased Magikarp will stop appearing after 4:00PM PST. Users will be safe from the outbreak after that time. Professionals urge players to use the upmost caution while Pokemon hunting this afternoon. One user reports that the disease turned his beloved Charizard black. He unfortunately had to release his Charizard before infection spread. We wish the Charizard well, and we hope he finds a cure.
Footage of a diseased Magikarp can be found below. Avoid at all costs. Caution: The footage is from before the disease was confirmed. The content creator catches the diseased creature with excitement. His whole team was infected hours after the footage was posted.
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Lance Wataru of Japan is a renowned lion trainer, who is famous all around the region. This fame is a bit of an over exaggeration though, as he has only trained three lions. So what makes Lance so special? Lance may only have three lions, but they are three incredibly rare lions. Another critique towards Lance is that the three lions are exactly the same. Is it really special to have three copies of the same lion? The act is exhausting before the second lion even appears. Does anything else make up for this lack of originality? The answer is no. Lance only has three other animals trained, which brings his total amount to six. The other three animals he has aren’t even that special, and anyone could have one if they tried.
Is He Really A Lion Trainer If Only Half Of His Animals Are Lions?
Many enthusiasts argue that it is false advertising to market lions if only half of your animals are lions. If a zoo has more fish than wildlife, it should be called an aquarium. So why does Lance even call himself a lion trainer? Lions are massive crowd pleasers, and they are easy to advertise. Lance has lizards and fish, but Lions are much more interesting. Over sized fish and lizards are not entertaining in the slightest, and he is aware of this. Why he doesn’t just get more lions is beyond me. Perhaps Lance doesn’t want more lions because he is incapable of training them. This is a popular theory regarding the potentially fraudulent lion trainer.
Has Lance Every Proved His Capabilities?
Television hosts have challenged Lance to showcase his abilities on live television, but he has declined every invitation. Rival lion trainers have offered Lance baby lions to train, but he has declined those challenges as well. Lance could be a fraud, but only time can tell if he will ever prove himself.
Realible World News will be sure to keep an eye out for Lance, and we will update this story if he ever proves himself a true lion trainer.
Pokémon has been a difficult concept for parents to grasp since its inception. Parents often ask retail employees for “Pokéman” or “Pocketmon” merchandise during the holiday season. Due to this, the popular multimedia franchise will drop that confusing accent from its name. The slight name change will increase profits drastically for Nintendo. Pokémon Sword and Shield is known to be a lazy game by the online community. Nintendo cites the Pokémon accent as the reason for cutting corners. The company believes that 35% of revenue is lost due to difficulty pronouncing the series name.
Why Change The Pokémon Accent?
A Nintendo representative said “We conducted marketing research with popular retailers in order to figure out what drives parents away from our products. It ends up that the product isn’t the problem, it is the name. Retail employees are not able to help that was unable to even communicate which product they are looking for. The obvious solution is to remove that pesky accent from the name. Poh-kay-mon will now be pronounced as Poh-kee-mon. We predict a 35% revenue increase after this change goes live”.
Will Fans Miss The Iconic Symbol?
The Pokémon accent is an important part of the franchise’s history, but it is a necessary change. Some history deserves to stay in the past. A series is not defined by its name, and Pokémon should be able to reach new heights without the historic accent. Disgruntled fans have spoken out about the change. One angry fan said “You can’t just change history. The accent in Pokémon isn’t just a symbol, it is our heritage. Yes, the symbol can be taken wrong, or cause harm, but heritage is heritage. You can’t just forget history, and you definitely can’t change history. I will be manually adding the accent onto the box art of all future Pokémon games that I purchase”.
Not all fans are upset, as a positive fan said “I am so excited about the name change. In America we have always called it Pokemon, like Pokeymon. I welcome this change because it officially confirms that we were right all along. Sometimes even the creator of a franchise can be wrong about their own creation. I am glad they are moving away from their stubborn ways”.
Pokémon is one of the most beloved franchises to ever exist. This name change will not change the legacy of the series we grew up with, but it will create an even better franchise that we can grow old with. Realible World News will be sure to keep up on all Pokemon content from here on out. We will be sure to update as this story develops.