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For the Weekly Broadcast of October 23rd, we discuss how you can never say this word, how Crazy Frog steal the innocence of children, a dangerous liberal agenda, and more.

YOU CAN NEVER SAY THIS WORD

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Crazy Frog Stole My Innocence

My childhood was great except for Crazy Frog. I grew up with the internet at my fingertips. Almost like a babysitter, YouTube was my main source of entertainment. The hours I spent watching some of the early, popular YouTubers formed my taste is media. For example, Fred, Smosh, Nigahiga, sxephil, and more all had their mark on me. Sometimes their content had an adult joke that I didn’t fully understand. Nonetheless, I loved their videos. My childhood was great until one moment that I’ll never forget.

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Chris Pratt Exposed, Reveals Most Christian Ways To Cheat

Chris Pratt exposed! Chris Pratt is a Christian role model in Hollywood. He is considered an icon for his traditional American ways, and his unique brand of publicly broadcasting his religion. Chris Pratt has no shame, which is why he got engaged merely minutes after divorcing his ex. wife. Many fans defend Pratt. They say that he can do whatever he wants after being a religious man. Other fans weren’t so forgiving. These fans saw through the rouse and realized one thing. Chris Pratt cheated on his wife the Christian way. 

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Liberal Agenda; Kill Parents And Vote In Their Place

The libs are at it again. This time they are recommending murder. The liberal agenda suggest that the best way to make Trump lose is to literally steal his votes. Liberals say this can be achieved by killing older voters and committing voter fraud. The strategy sounds a bit immortal, but they guarantee it isn’t. In response to the controversy, one liberal said “You know what is immoral? Caging Kids. A wrong against the wrong makes a right. I am an expert on directions so I can confirm this is true”.

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Physically Disabled Child Adopted by Man to Skip Disneyland Lines

Everyone hates Disneyland lines. The park is chalk full of two and a half hour waits for a 3 minute ride. $120 dollars to walk in the heat and stand in lines. Hence, it’s no surprise this man adopted a physically disabled child. People with disabilities have major perks. Mainly, they skip lines at Disneyland. People drag their wheelchair bound friends and family members to the park. Disabled people are the perfect target. First, they can’t fight back. Second, as long as there is one disabled person, the entire group gets to skip the line. Why not take advantage of this opportunity?

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Honkey Declared The First Offensive Word In History

Donald Trump has officially made an executive order to declare “honkey” the world’s first truly offensive word. The law makes the word objectively an offensive word. There has been a lot of debate on what makes a word offensive, but for the first time there is official word. Some have considered the move to be a form of pandering. Donald Trump seems to be hoping to secure the honkey vote by passing this executive order. Democrats are likely to try and appeal the executive order. They claim that honkey is too damn fun to say, and that the word never harmed anyone. Far right wing conservatives state this is another double standard created by the liberals.

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