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Blue Lives Matter Trends as the Smurf Genocide Continues

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Blue Lives Matter has gained traction these past weeks. With Good Year’s new zero tolerance approach to MAGA and Blue Lives Matter merchandise, it seems this company has broken all ties to Smurfs. In a time when Smurfs needs more support than ever, a major company like Good Year used to be a life line. Now, the Smurf’s vehicles are left tireless and completely immobilized. Trump’s America is a country with thriving Smurfs and a booming Smurf-conomy, but this is coming to an end.

The Smurf Genocide

Since the Smurfs movie came out in 2011, the Smurfs have been hated by the masses. What began as petty crimes against Smurf ran businesses quickly turned into hate crimes. The severity of the crimes increase each day. Nonetheless, as shown by Good Year, they as losing support. The Smurf-conomy is socialist. Each Smurf is good at a task and helps their society. In return, they are guaranteed a home, food, and other necessities. Since the United States has a widespread fear of socialism, this has contributed to the oncoming Smurf Genocide. With the recent assassination of Papa Smurf, their society is on the brink of collapse. The Blue Lives Matter sentiment is becoming more popular, but Smurfs still have gotten no support.

The Future of the Smurfs

Where will the Smurfs go from here? Simply because of their Smurfish nature, they have become hated in their country. They are hoping that news of the genocide and increase in Blue Lives Matter will make a difference, but they are close to extinction. Where will the Smurfs go from here? Will another tire company replace Good Year? Perhaps Firestone of Michelin? If the Smurfs get too much support, will they begin a rebellion? It’s unknown if the Smurfs will be totally stamped out of existence or if this is the second wave of Smurf domination.

Bindi Irwin's pregnancy comes a surprise. The father is an even bigger shock.

Bindi Irwin’s Pregnancy: Who the Dad is Will Shock You

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Bindi Irwin’s pregnancy comes as a big surprise. After 5 months of marriage, Mrs. Irwin made an Instagram announcement that she was expecting. Bindi’s mother, Terri Irwin, expressed her excitement. However, it is a shame that the late Steve Irwin couldn’t be around to be the wonderful grandfather he would have been. Nonetheless, the world is sharing in the excitement for this baby. Bindi has many years under her belt as a TV personality and a wildlife conservationist. Her dad and mom both had careers in the same field. This new baby will have big shoes to fill. No pressure “Baby Wildlife Warrior,” as Bindi called her fetus. Even more shocking than Bindi Irwin’s pregnancy announcement is who the father is…

Bindi’s Baby Daddy

Although Bindi has been happily married, there was a tragic crocodile incident that left Bindi pregnant with a crocodile’s baby. In an incredible rescue story, Bindi saved a crocodile from a tangled fishing net. A life threatening wrestling match took place between Bindi and the croc, but ultimately the crocodile was freed. Although it’s unknown how this crocodile impregnated Bindi in the process, she calls it “an act of God.”

Some think Bindi’s husband Chandler Powell is upset by this. However, we were able to get an exclusive statement from Mr Powell. “I think it’s kind of hot. A half crocodile half Bindi child is a dream of mine. I can’t wait to raise this little one into a full reptilian-human.” Mr Powell has taken the news extraordinarily well. Bindi is also excited to create this new species. “I have always helped preserve wildlife. You know, keep current species from going extinct and maintaining balance. This is my chance to shake things up and add something new to the world.”

As Bindi Irwin’s pregnancy develops, Realible World News will keep you up to date.

NY Attorney General sues NRA. Their name is now Not Radical Assholes

NY Attorney General Sues, Causes NRA Name Change to Not Radical Assholes

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The NY Attorney General Letitia James is battling the NRA. The National Rifle Association prides themselves as being America’s oldest civil rights organization. The NRA defends Second Amendment rights. However, with pressure from proposed laws to regulate or ban firearms, the NRA is more active than ever. Their members are adamant about their freedom and insist no-compromise gun freedom is the best option. Also, supporters of the NRA believe that mostly unrestricted firearm ownership doesn’t contribute to violence and shootings.

Those against the the NRA believe that the it is a radical organization. Critics say they put their own sense of freedom above the general safety of the public. Although the NRA began as a non-partisan organization, it has transformed into a primarily republican group. However, Research suggests that, for an organization so focused on freedom, it has serious indoctrination vibes. They tell their members who to vote for, what to think, and even what coffee to buy (https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/collections/nra-collection). The NY Attorney General believes that the NRA’s criminal misuse of funds and donations

NRA’s Name Change

Now with the new Lawsuit from the NY Attorney General, the NRA is taking creative measure to dodge the request to dissolve. In a last ditch effort to appeal to the masses, they changed their name to Not Radical Assholes. Since their haters consider them to be the most radical assholes of all, this name change might trick them into thinking the NRA isn’t so bad after all.

It is unknown what the actual intentions are behind this lawsuit. Since the NRA is one of the most powerful interest groups in America, they have their fingers in a lot of pots. With the upcoming election, the NRA has been gunning for Trump and criticizing Biden. Is this lawsuit an attempt to weaken support for Trump? Will the NRA’s name change to Not Radical Assholes convince the masses into defending them? Only time will tell.

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The Only Factor That Saves The Last of Us Part II from Being Total Trash

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The reception to The Last of Us Part II has been mixed. Hardcore fans of the original game thought the sequel did a poor job continuing the legacy of the franchise. The characters, plot, and game play seems like it falls far below the expectations of the fans. Some people did enjoy the game, but the core, disgruntled fan base is unhappy. Strangely enough, there was one factor that united all players of the game. One surprise variable saved the reputation of The Last of Us Part II, among the casual gamer and the hardcore fan.

Ellie’s massive dump truck ass was a fan favorite. Naughty Dog’s controversial decision make Ellie ridiculously curvaceous saved the game. With how under aged Ellie was in the original Last of Us, it’s no surprise that the fans didn’t expect this hot new Ellie. Her caboose alone takes up %50 of the screen during all game play. This seems inconvenient, but players ate it up. One diehard Last of Us fan said “I love how big this butt is on my TV screen. I can almost smell it. I wish I had smellovision.”

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