It’s a well-known fact that Mario, the iconic video game character from the Super Mario Bros series, is one of the most beloved figures in the world of gaming. However, it turns out that there’s a shocking revelation about Mario that has been hidden in plain sight for decades: Marios last name is actually Kartly.
Mario’s Last Name Is Not Mario Mario
This bombshell of a discovery was made by none other than a dedicated fan who was given an officially licensed Build-A-Bear Mario doll as a gift from Nintendo. As the fan was putting the finishing touches on their new Mario plushie, they noticed something peculiar about the birth certificate that came with it.
Upon closer inspection, it became clear that Mario’s full name was actually “Mario Kartly,” and that he was born on a day in July (coincidentally, the same month as the release of the first Mario Kart game).
This revelation raises a multitude of questions, the most pressing of which is: why have we been calling Mario by the wrong last name for all these years? It turns out that the answer is actually quite simple.
Why Is Mario Kart Called Mario Kart And Not Mario Racing?
As it turns out, Mario’s last name, Kartly, is a direct reference to the kart racing gameplay that has become a hallmark of the Mario Kart series. This explains why the games are called Mario Kart, and not just plain old “Mario Racing” or “Super Karts.” This also may explain why Nintendo didn’t go with the original name for Mario Kart.
So there you have it, folks: the truth about Mario’s last name has finally been revealed, and it turns out that he’s been hiding in plain sight all along. Who knew that a Build-A-Bear doll could hold such important secrets?
What Else Is New With Super Mario?
Even more shocking than Mario’s last name not being Mario Mario, is that David Cross will be playing Luigi in the upcoming live-action Super Mario Bros Movie.
In a shocking discovery, scientists have announced that Pokemon are not just the stuff of legend and childhood dreams, but are in fact real creatures living among us. You read that right! Real life Pokemon exist according to Science and Research.
Pidgey Was The First Real Life Pokemon Discovered
The first species to be identified was the Pidgey, a small, brown bird commonly found in gardens and parks. With its distinctive round head and beady eyes, the Pidgey bears a striking resemblance to its fictional counterpart. But unlike the Pidgey of the Pokemon world, it seems that the real life Pokemon does not evolve into Pidgeotto.
The Real Life Rattata Is A Bit Underwhelming
Another Pokemon that has been discovered in the wild is the Rattata, a small, rodent-like creature with a fluffy tail and sharp teeth. While the Rattata of the Pokemon world is known for its powerful fangs, the real one is actually weak and tends to avoid humans.
Charmander Is The Most Popular Real Life Pokemon
Perhaps the most exciting discovery of all is the Charmander, a small reptile with a flame on its tail. In the Pokemon world, Charmanders are a beloved and popular starter-Pokemon, but the real-life version is much more mundane, lacking any special abilities or its signature color and flame-tail.
Despite the lack of supernatural powers, these newly discovered Pokemon have captured the hearts of people all over the world, with many eager to catch them and add them to their collection. Some kids are already trapping these real life Pokemon in little balls.
So the next time you’re out for a walk and see a Pidgey, a Rattata, or a Charmander, don’t be afraid to reach out and try to catch them. Who knows, you may just end up with your very own real life Pokemon!
What Else Is Going On With Pokemon?
Recently, Nintendo released the biggest game in the history of the Pokemon franchise. The wildly successful Pokemon Master Sex game was a huge hit, with many fans praising the series for finally aging with its initial audience.
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Seth Rogen’s iconic laugh was cut last minute from the now-soon-to-be-critically-panned “The Super Mario Bros Movie”.
According to insiders, Rogen, who voiced Donkey Kong in the film, was originally intended to use his signature laugh in a hype-worthy post-credit scene. However, Nintendo, the company behind the Super Mario Bros franchise, reportedly had the scene removed.
Nintendo Explains Why The Seth Rogen Donkey Kong Laugh Is Missing From The Super Mario Bros. Movie
“We were really excited to have Seth on board to voice Donkey Kong,” said a representative from Nintendo. “But when we heard him laughing in the recording studio, we just knew it wasn’t right for the character.”
Fans of Rogen were understandably disappointed by the news. “Seth’s laugh is a big part of what makes him funny,” said one fan on social media. “Without it, Donkey Kong just sounded like any other generic animated character.”
So while fans are excited about the Donkey Kong redesign for the movie, many fans are upset to hear that the iconic Seth Rogen laugh will be missing from the film.
Seth Rogen Weighs In On Voicing Donkey Kong Without His Laugh
Despite the controversy, Rogen remains optimistic. “I may not have been able to use my laugh in the Super Mario Bros movie,” he said in a statement. “But I will definitely use my laugh as Pumba in Lion King 2.”
Only time will tell if Rogen’s absence will have a negative impact on the success of the film. But one thing is for certain: fans are furious that the iconic laugh was tragically cut from the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
The live-action Super Mario Bros. Movie is expected to launch the NCU (Nintendo Cinematic Universe) and fans are already very excited about the excellent casting of David Cross as Luigi.
As the nation struggled to recover from the chaos and devastation wrought by the previous administration, many Americans were hopeful that President Joe Biden would be able to lead us back onto a path of stability and prosperity. However, it seems that this may not be the case, as disturbing reports have come to light about the President’s inability to complete a simple video game.
Joe Biden Can’t Beat The First Level Of Super Mario 64
According to sources close to the White House, President Biden has repeatedly attempted to obtain the first star in the “Bob-omb Battlefield” level of the classic game “Super Mario 64“, but has been unable to do so. This has sparked concerns about his ability to handle the complex and demanding tasks of the presidency.
“It’s really quite alarming,” said one anonymous White House staffer. “I mean, if the President can’t even figure out how to jump on a few Goombas and grab that first star, how is he supposed to deal with the challenges of leading the free world?”
Reports suggest that King Bob-omb was so unthreatened by Mr. Biden that he didn’t even try to throw him down the mountain as he usually does. This is just one more embarrassing moment for Joe Biden.
King Bob-omb Isn’t Tough, But He Is For Sleepy Joe
Others have pointed out that this is just the latest in a series of concerning behavior from the President, who has been known to fall asleep during meetings and frequently forgets the names of his own cabinet members.
“It’s like he’s not even trying,” said one frustrated citizen. “If he can’t even be bothered to beat the first level a video game that most kids can beat in their sleep, how can we expect him to tackle the complex issues facing our country?”
As the debate continues to rage, many are calling on the President to step up and prove that he is capable of rising to the challenge. But until he does, the American people will continue to question his fitness for office.
No one knows why Joe Biden is so fascinated with Super Mario 64, or why he keeps falling down stairs, but one thing is for sure. Joe Biden sucks at the game.
The controversial move was done to replace Donald Trump’s iconic role in the film. Many were skeptical of this decision, but Twitter clapped excitingly upon announcement.
After the monumental success of the Monsterverse, Universe Monsters, and DC Extended Universe, Dave & Buster’s are trying their hands at establishing a cinematic universe. The announcement was met with universal acclaim and standing ovations. The Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe (DBCU) started with 2018’s critically-acclaimed Rampage, and will now continue on with the highly-anticipated Crossy Roads movie. Here is the current timeline and release schedule for the world’s most anticipated cinematic universe to date.
The Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe Timeline
Rampage
Synopsis:
Primatologist Davis Okoye (Dwayne Johnson) shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that’s been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe.
Release Date: April 13th, 2018
Crossy Roads
Synopsis:
What do you get when a chicken and mallard cross the road? You get Crossy Roads. Two unlikely friends must now embark on an adventure to get to the other side. What they didn’t expect were the countless obstacles that would get in their way. Chicken and Mallard have to run and jump aware from danger or risk getting sent to “the other side”. This whacky adventure is no joke.
Release Date: July 8th, 2022
Floppy Tickets
Synopsis:
Hold on to your helmets, Floppy is flapping his wings and flying south for adventure. Navigating a world full of ups and downs and countless pipes, Floppy must fly around the world and collect enough golden tickets to get a cool prize. The mission won’t be easy though, as some of the pipes will move up and down and attempt to get in his way.
Release Date: September 16th, 2022
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Synopsis:
These hippos are hungry for adventure. Lizzie Hippo, Henry Hippo, Home Hippo, and Harry Hippo are starving, but there doesn’t seem to be enough food in the world to satisfy them all. After a fierce competition breaks out, only one hippo can win and become full to their heart’s extent.
Release Date: December 23rd, 2022
Connect Four
Synopsis:
Transported to an alternate universe, four young outsiders gain superhuman powers as they alter their physical form in shocking ways. Together these four must connect together and harness their new abilities to prevent the Earth from being destroyed.
Release Date: March 4th, 2023
Guitar Hero
Synopsis:
After 20 years of guitar hero, Axel Steel, Johnny Napalm, and Judy Nails embark on their biggest tour yet. The trio will play in a battle of the bands against the Grim Ripper, God of Rock, and Satan himself. Put up your metal horns and get ready to see these unlikely heroes put up one heck of a fight, and put on one heck of a show.
Release Date: July 22nd, 2023
Mario Kart Arcade GP DX: The Movie
Synopsis:
Nintendo joins the Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe in this exciting racing thriller. Join Mario, Luigi, and all the other inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom as they race for the gold. Only one racer can become the champion though, and this competition is full of dangerous items that can change the course of the race.
Release Date: November 17th, 2023
Pacman/Galaga: Civil War
Synopsis
The famous Pacman returns to Earth to put together a team to face off against the alien invaders of Galaga. Pacman seeks the help Earth’s greatest heroes such as Primatologist Davis Okoye, George, Chicken, Mallard, Floppy, Lizzie Hippo, Henry Hippo, Home Hippo, Harry Hippo, The Connect Four, Axel Steel, Johnny Napalm, Judy Nails, and the inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom. With a team like this, Earth just might have a chance. There can only be one winner in this all-out-war.
Release Date: March 23rd, 2024
Connect Four: Hoops
Synopsis
Following the events of the Pacman and Galaga Civil War, the Connect Four must help return Earth to its former non-shattered state. The team goes on an intergalactic adventure to find all four pieces of the Earth in order to connect the four back together. Whole on their journey the Connect Four accidently get involved in a basketball playoff.
Release Date: June 6th, 2024
The Walking Dead
Synopsis:
The world will never be the same. While the world is back together, the inhabitants of Earth are not. Anyone who perished during the Pacman/Galaga Civil War have risen as zombies. Can the surviving earthlings make it through this zombie apocalypse? They will need the help of Rick Grimes to survive. The Walking Dead hero finally hits the big screen.
Release Date: October 25th, 2024
Luigi’s Mansion
Synopsis:
Following the death of Mario and the rest of his friends, Luigi must make friends with the dead. Can Luigi suck up the souls of his fallen friends and return them to their bodies? There are plenty of spooky ghosts left on Earth that will stop at nothing to give Luigi a scare.
Release Date: March 21st, 2025
Injustice
DC Comics and Warner Brothers give up completely on establishing their own cinematic universe and jump in on the hot craze that is the Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe. Following the events of the hit arcade game, the Justice League attempt to recuperate following their falling out with Superman. The Flash has an idea to cross into another dimension in order to recruit a team of heroes capable of fighting the powerful Kryptonian. Perhaps these different universes can be of help to each other.
Release Date: July 11th, 2025
Spider-Man: Homecoming
After DC Comics joined the Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe, there was no stopping Fox from getting in on the action. Following Spider-Man’s disconnection from the MCU following 2021’s Spider-Man: No Way Home, Peter Parker finds himself lost in a whole new dimension. Taking inspiration from the hit Dave & Buster’s arcade game, Spider-Man must swing through a new version of New York City and find a group of heroes only known as The Connect Four.
Release Date: November 28th, 2025
Jurassic Park Arcade: 4D
Synopsis:
Let’s get prehistoric. The world hasn’t been the same since the Pacman/Galaga Civil War. Humans are nearly extinct and dinosaurs have retaken the Earth. Following the storyline established in the Jurassic Park arcade game, a brave vehicle full of heroes must shoot through vast jungles and kill every single dinosaur in their way. In this 4D adventure, only one hero can get the most points, so shoot wisely.
Release Date: March 13th, 2026
Halo: Fireteam Raven
Synopsis:
Master Chief is back. This time the Spartan is sent on a mission to explore a world called “Earth”. No one expected the planet to be full of the universe’s most dangerous creatures. Hungry hippos, rock stars, and animated Italians are just a few of the strange folks that Master Chief will meet on this intergalactic journey.
Release Date: May 22nd, 2026
Dave & Buster’s: Ticket Wars
Synopsis
It has all come down to this. Following the Spartan invasion on planet Earth, a conflict even bigger than the Pacman/Galaga Civil War has begun. Survival is not guaranteed once all of the universe’s most powerful combatants engage in a full-scale war. Who will come out on top in this huge summer blockbuster?
Release Date: July 24th, 2026
Closing Thoughts Regarding The Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe:
Wow the Dave and Buster’s Cinematic Universe timeline sure looks incredible! We have five years worth of incredible films to look forward to. Which is your favorite? Let us know down in the comments. Don’t forget to share this exciting announcement with your loved ones.
Donkey Kong is back, and it’s about time too! The first member of the DK crew hasn’t had a new game since 2014’s Tropical Freeze on the Wii U. While the Nintendo Switch did get a port of the aforementioned game, fans have eagerly awaited a more modern game. This is where Donkey Kong Country: Storm The Capitol really makes its mark. This game is so up-to-date that the entire plot is based off of a political event from January 2021. That is about as modern as a game can get. Nintendo revealed all the juicy details in their longest Nintendo Direct to date.
What Is Donkey Kong: Storm The Capitol?
In ‘Storm The Capitol’, Funky Kong takes the frontlines. After Funky Kong discovers a conspiracy for voter fraud, he jumps in his Funky Airlines plan and heads to Washington D.C., the capitol of America. With some help from some new friends, Funky Kong storms the capitol in the couch co-op game of the decade. The game promises to have the zany humor typically found within the Donkey Kong Country series but turned up to 11. Fans are excited, and they cannot wait to get their hands on this game.
Why Is Funky Kong The Star Of The Game?
In previous Donkey Kong Country titles, a different main character was chosen to headline the next installment of the franchise. The additional ‘Funky Mode’ found within Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze in hindsight was a clear indicator of Funky Kong becoming a new main protagonist. Funky Kong makes sense to star in a game about the capitol riots, as he was recently exposed as an extreme Conservative.
What do you think about Donkey Kong Country: Storm The Capitol? Are you excited to finally get your hands on a new Donkey Kong game? Let us know in the comments.
2020 is finally over, and a new year of gaming is here. The last year was particularly rough on the gaming industry. Tons of games were delayed, many gaming studios slowed down on new reveals, and some game developers even launched incomplete games. The pandemic is ongoing, but for this list we will remain optimistic that this year will contain some noteworthy announcements. These are the top 10 essential games that must happen in 2021.
Top 10 Essential Games That 2021 Needs
Spyro 4: It’s About Time
Spyro 4: It’s About Time – Spyro needs to receive the ‘Crash Bandicoot‘ treatment. Both series had their initial trilogy of PlayStation 1 games remade in full HD glory. Following the success of Crash Bandicoot’s remake trilogy, a brand new game was announced for the PlayStation 4 and XBox One. Crash 4: It’s About Time received critical acclaim by critics and fans alike. Spyro is the next series that deserves a similar comeback story. If it worked for Crash, it can work for Spyro. The ‘It’s About Time’ concept is funny and it makes sense in this case as well. The Spyro series should shamelessly adopt the exact same gimmick. Toys For Bob should completely rehash Crash 4 and just make Spyro 4 out of it. I cannot imagine any Spyro fans hating on this idea.
Jak 4: It’s About Time
Jak 4: It’s About Time – Naughty Dog’s Jak and Daxter series is no stranger to utilizing time as a story element. This series is the perfect opportunity to expand on the concept that Crash Bandicoot (another franchise previously developed by Naughty Dog) started. The initial Jak and Daxter trilogy was remastered and sold as a collection far before the other trilogies previously mention. Unfortunately, this collection of games did not feature the next-gen graphical upgrades that Crash and Spyro obtained. Now is the perfect time to make this up to Jak and Daxter fans. A full fledged sequel to Jak 3 is the best way to stay on this revival trend.
The Real Last Of Us Part II
The REAL The Last Of Us Part II – Neil Drunkman conducted the biggest prank of 2020. The acclaimed game developer and writer released sequel to his 2013 master piece ‘The Last Of Us’ and intentionally ruined the franchise. The prank was hilarious, as fans waited seven years for the release of The Last Of Us Part II and then hated it. Most fans didn’t realize it was a joke, and even cut their disc in half. The real The Last Of Us Part II needs to come out in 2021 though. Gamers are excited to see a true sequel to The Last Of Us, and seeing the second real story of Joel and Ellie would be a treat. Making this up to the fans should be a timely priority, and that makes the real Last Of Us Part II one of the 10 most essential games of the year.
The Legend Of Zelda 3D All-Stars
The Legend Of Zelda 3D All-Stars – If Mario can do it, Zelda can do it. Nintendo released a collection consisting of the first three of Mario’s 3D outings. While the collection did remove some iconic dialogue, it was still a fun treat for Mario fans. Now it is Zelda’s turn. The series is during 35 this year, and a 3D All-Stars collection is essential. The game will likely feature untouched versions of the first few 3D Zelda games. This means we won’t see the Wii U remasters of Wind Waker or Twilight Princess, but the old inferior versions from the Nintendo Gamecube era. In fact, Twilight Princess might be left out entirely, as Super Mario 3D All-Stars did not include The fourth 3D Mario entry for no apparent reason. We hope to be able to play outdated versions of Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask, And Wind Waker by the end of 2021. Additionally, the game should of course only be available for six months.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Content
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Content – Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a 2020 game, but a game without content. The series is known for having a small amount of actual content, but thanks to a world of normalized unfinished games, it is possible that New Horizons has more content on the horizons. The game has already received some additional content that fits each new season within the game, but the game could use more than just seasonal content. Funny enough, you can fast forward time in Animal Crossing by changing the time on your Nintendo Switch. Fast forwarding time does not allow you to see new seasonal content though, as Nintendo just simply hasn’t finished it yet, and adds it as DLC once the fitting time comes. Releasing unfinished games is convenient for developers, but seeing New Horizons become complete would be a great dream for 2021.
Tom Holland’s Uncharted
Tom Holland’s Uncharted – Yet another Naughty Dog game essential for 2021. With the movie getting closer, it is time to finally get a full prequel to the Uncharted Series. Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception lightly touched on the origins of the character, but we believe there is more excitement to be found in Nathan’s childhood. The Spider-Man PS5 game changed Peter Parker’s appearance, and now it is time for Nathan Drake’s makeover. Movie tie-in games used to be a given, but these games have since become more and more shameful. Naughty Dog has a real chance to make these games cool again. An Uncharted prequel movie tie-in starring Tom Holland’s Nathan Drake would be a huge cash grab that could change the gaming industry forever. Tom Holland is in everything these days, and we are totally on-board with it.
The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2, But Zelda Dies Or Becomes Mute
The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2, But Zelda Dies Or Becomes Mute – The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild was a monumental game that brought huge success to an already successful franchise. The game is credited for the successful launch of the Nintendo Switch, and the momentum hasn’t stopped since. Additionally, the game went on to sell over double the amount of the previous Best-Selling Zelda game. While a sequel is already announced, a release date and gameplay trailer have not been revealed. Nintendo has a chance to correct the biggest fault of Breath Of The Wild. Zelda’s voice was incredibly infuriating, and unfortunately players had to endure it recently in Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity. Breath Of The Wild can easily surpass the previous two entries in the series by simply having Zelda’s vocal cords pulled out. If she is killed off entirely that is okay too. Imagine exploring the expansive world of Hyrule without having to hear Zelda’s annoying voice. This is game of the decade material.
Banjo-Threeie: It’s About Time
Banjo-Threeie: It’s About Time – Banjo and Kazooie are finally back. The duo triumphantly returned to the spotlight when they were announced for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. This comeback has the gaming community talking about RareWare’s classic franchise again. This series is the perfect opportunity to expand on the concept that Crash Bandicoot started. The series has always had comedy on the frontlines, and this is the perfect chance to fully parody the current trend of rebooting late 90’s gaming franchises. The story line could involve Banjo and Kazooie going back in time to reboot their own series. This could restart the duo back the end of Banjo-Tooie. Perhaps the game could even appear on the Nintendo Switch? Maybe Playtonic Games (Ex. RareWare) will even help develop the game. Anything is possible once Banjo and Kazooie tear apart the timelines. At the very least, we need to see Grant Kirkhope on the soundtrack.
Ring Fit Adventure 2: Shake Weight Quest
Ring Fit Adventure 2: Shake Weight Quest – Ring Fit Adventure got people through a pandemic when exercising became difficult to maintain. It is only fitting that this game gets a sequel. The Joy-Cons have built in gyroscope functionality that works perfectly in motion based games found in Mario Party and 1-2 Switch!. Utilizing this technology to enhance Ring Fit Adventure’s exercising gimmick is a must. Using the Joy-Cons to function as a Shake Weight is a logical next step for the series. Imagine working out your arms and biceps by shaking your Joy-Cons as if they were a fitting dumbbell. I would start exercising immediately if this game existed.
Nintendo Vs. Capcom
Nintendo Vs. Capcom – Nintendo is far more open to collaborating with other developers then they were in the past. In recent years, we have seen Pokemon’s take on Tekken, The Legend of Zelda’s take on Dynasty Warriors, Mario face off against the Raving Rabbids, and even a Microsoft-owned character join the fray in Super Smash Brothers. With these developments, it no longer seems ridiculous to think that a Nintendo Vs. Capcom could happen. Mega Man is already featured in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, so this wouldn’t even be the first time the mascots bump fists. Imagine Chris Redfield shooting Princess Daisy in the face, or Waluigi going toe-to-toe with Dante. The game sounds like a dream come true for all gamers, and it is easily one of the 10 most essential games of 2021.
What did you think of our picks for the 10 essential games of 2021? Which game would you enjoy seeing the most? Let us know in the comments.
GameXplain is under fire for reportedly underpaying their employees despite having painful crunch hours. The information was revealed when former GameXplain employees (now Good Vibes Gaming) put out their first ‘Today’s News Tonight’ broadcast. The former members discussed their brutal hours, low pay, and blood shot eyes. This doesn’t sound very fun for a gaming channel right? This is exactly why they formed their own channel that will focus on reporting on games that bring them enjoyment. A passion project should be fun, not worse than a retail job.
Is GameXplain Going To Change Now That This Controversy Has Come To Light?
Fortunately, GameXplain founder Andre Segers hopes to make everything right. He announce that all GameXplain employees will receive a 300% pay increase. This sounds monumental. Imagine multiplying your salary by three times! The news isn’t as great as it sounds in a publicity statement though. Employees at GameXplain will now make $3 to $6 an hour as opposed to $1 to $2 an hour. This might not be the change people were hoping for.
What Has The Founded Said About This Hot Issue?
We reached out to Andre Segers who said “I thought $2 was plenty. Imagine just putting out some video game video and that already paying for a little under half of your daily coffee. It is a gaming channel. It isn’t a job to talk about video games. I am sure Ninja keeps all of his money to himself too. I thought $2 an hour was enough, but maybe $6 an hour will by them that coffee”.
It seems like Mr. Segers is more concerned with coffee and politics than gaming.
What do you think about this controversy? Do you think it is more complicated than we have been let to perceive? Let us know in the comments.
The PlayStation 5 has been difficult to find ever since launch, but it isn’t even the hottest gift option of 2020. Nintendo is once again dominating the Christmas season. The developer is having a major come back, with the Nintendo Switch still outselling even the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X on release month. The only thing that can compete with Nintendo at this point is Nintendo themselves. Times don’t change and this Christmas Nintendo is still on top. This tip is for the parents: the Game & Watch is the hottest gift of 2020.
What Is A Game & Watch?
The Game & Watch was Nintendo’s first handheld device. The system came out in 1980 and has been a must-have ever since. The device is so popular, that its mascot, Mr. Game & Watch, was added to Super Smash Brothers Melee. The character joined the brawl before many highly requested characters, so this is a huge testament to his popularity. The handheld system also worked as a functional clock. This is a big deal, as it is almost impossible to know the time without a watch or clock. The games on the device are full of 2D personality and charm, and the PlayStation 5 just can’t compete even with HD graphics.
So Why Is It Trendy In 2020?
The Game & Watch has been re-released by Nintendo in a fresh golden design featuring the original Super Mario games for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The original Mario side-scroller has never been possible to play in such a fashionable way. Old is gold in 2020, and with this sleek gold design, your kid can have more swag than a PlayStation 5 ever could ever bring. You can’t bring your PS5 to school, and you certainly can’t walk around rocking that swag in public. Only the Game & Watch makes your kid look and feel cool.
What do you think of the new Game & Watch release? Will you make the right call and get rid of your PlayStation 5 and turn it in for the hottest gift of 2020? If you are selling your PlayStation 5, please reach out to us through email, we will generously trade you a Game & Watch for it. You’re welcome! Merry Christmas everyone.
Tobias finally caught his big break. The former Analrapist will now be starring in a major Hollywood blockbuster. Tobias has secured the role as the legendary Luigi. He has been fan-casted as Luigi since the early 2000s, so this is a dream come true to many fans. The movie will show how Mario (who has yet to be casted) and Luigi became the plumbers we all know today. The origin film is expected to ignore the last Super Mario Bros movie, and will be separate from the upcoming animated film as well. The Super Mario Brothers Live Action movie is coming to theaters December 2022.
How Did Tobias Get His Big Break?
After giving up on the Blue Man Group, Tobias focused on his burgeoning acting career yet again. He knew that the Super Mario franchise had a history of bad films, but he was willing to sink low and start method act as Luigi ever since Season 5 of Arrested Development finished filming. The move was risky, but it paid off. Sure enough, Nintendo was going to develop a live action Super Mario Brothers movie. Since no one else was willing to portray Luigi in such a perfect manner, Tobias was handed the role. No one else managed to put in the research required to play the goofy plumber.
Isn’t David Cross Actually The One Playing Luigi In The Super Mario Live Action Movie?
There is no David Cross anymore. After method acting as Tobias to prepare for Arrested Development Season 5, David Cross’s mind slipped into Tobias-mode permanently. The actor refuses to be called anything other than Tobias. He even went as far to legally change his name to Tobias Fünke. David Cross is no more, but Tobias and Luigi will live on forever.
What do you think about the live action Super Mario Brothers movie? Do you think Tobias will make a great Luigi? Let us know in the comments.