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Fred Threatening to Kill Hundreds of Families in Florida

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Old school YouTube sensations keep making headlines. Fred has been out of the spotlight for almost a decade. He went out with a bang with multiple TV and film appearances in the early 2010s. Millions of subscribers, multiple movies, and a TV show, Fred was a household name. His intentionally obnoxious, high pitched personality polarized the masses. Just as quickly as his fanbase increased, his haters followed. Nonetheless, he is making a comeback in a big way. He is threatening to kill hundreds of families in Florida.

Maybe We’re Talking About a Different Fred

Our sources alerted us that the Fred threatening Florida isn’t the Youtuber. We have totally missed the mark on this one. Let’s dig a little deeper.

Who’s Destroying Florida?

There’s only one other Fred that has been in the headlines recently, Fred Durst. Limp Bizkit made a huge appearance at Lollapalooza, soon to be followed by a new album. It’s been 10 years since their last album, and fans a skeptical if Limp Bizkit still has the magic.

This newest stunt will show the world how gnarly Limp Bizkit still is. Threatening the lives of families is truly hardcore.

Tropical Storm? What the heck?

Major update! Fred Durst has no intention of killing families, at least not in Florida. Turns out the Fred we keep hearing about is a Tropical Storm! That’s a goofy name for a natural disaster. Citizens of Florida, you are in no danger of the Youtuber or the Limp Bizkit front man. However, please stay safe from the incoming Tropical Storm.

Florida can’t catch a break with natural disasters. Tropical storms and hurricanes regularly hit Florida, causing huge amounts of damage. This Tropical Storm is no different. As dangerous as it is, at least it’s not the Youtuber.

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THE SECRET ORIGIN OF PUGS | Weekly Broadcast

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For the Weekly Broadcast of December 4th, we report on the secret origin of pugs, Smosh finally joining in holy matrimony, and Disneyland’s new status as a strip club.

THE SECRET ORIGIN OF PUGS

THE SECRET ORIGIN OF PUGS | Weekly Broadcast

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What Are Pugs? Science Suggests They Are Aliens From Space

What Are Pugs?

What exactly are Pugs? Previously it was believed that they are a breed of dog. New data suggests that Pugs are actually aliens from space. No one knows how or when they got on Earth. Most people accept them and love them for what they are. It is unknown how humans will respond to the fact that Pugs are aliens. 

Follow the link above for the full story.

Smosh Is Back! Anthony Padilla Finally Proposes to Ian Hecox

Fans of Smosh were heartbroken when Anthony left the team. However, it appears like the dynamic duo will finally become one again, this time in holy matrimony. The sexual tension has always been there between Anthony and Ian. It’s been obvious that there is chemistry there. The looks they give each other, the cute remarks, it’s obvious.

Follow the link above for the full story.

Reopen Disneyland: Disneyland Files As A Strip Club To Qualify For Reopening

Reopen Disneyland

Disneyland is doing a major rebranding. Disneyland will no longer be an amusement parks. Amusement parks are closed indefinitely. Disneyland will be following the lead of other businesses that are allowed to remain open. Disneyland will now be filed as a strip club. The news is shocking to some, but welcoming to most. Whatever it takes to reopen Disneyland.

Follow the link above for the full story.

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Crazy frog holding onto two of his next victims.

Crazy Frog Stole My Innocence

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Youtube and Childhood

My childhood was great except for Crazy Frog. I grew up with the internet at my fingertips. Almost like a babysitter, YouTube was my main source of entertainment. The hours I spent watching some of the early, popular YouTubers formed my taste is media. For example, Fred, Smosh, Nigahiga, sxephil, and more all had their mark on me. Sometimes their content had an adult joke that I didn’t fully understand. Nonetheless, I loved their videos. My childhood was great until one moment that I’ll never forget. I was watching “The Gummy Bear Song” for the 4th time. After, I explored the related videos and found other cute animated clips. There were stick figure animations, fun songs, and flash videos. I stumbled into one video that stole my innocence.

Crazy Frog’s Penis

Crazy Frog and his penis have no reason to be out.
I still have reoccurring nightmares of Crazy Frog and his little wee wee.

Axel F by Crazy Frog is an incredible song that has a shocking music video that should banned from the internet. 40 seconds into this video, my younger self saw Crazy Frog’s disgusting little penis bouncing around as he rode an invisible motorcycle. The only reason this motorcycle is invisible is so you can see his nasty genitalia. Furthermore, the music video continues with intense actions scenes, all naked. Crazy Frog jumps off a sky scraper, dodges missiles, and more. All the while, his little frog pecker flops around.

This video was unlike anything I’ve seen before. My childhood innocence was stripped from me by this frog flashing his disgusting manhood. I hate Crazy Frog now. Whenever I listen to his music, as good as it is, all I think of is my preadolescent self getting molested by his sticky frog hands and his sticky frog wee wee.

My Recovery

My love for frogs was threatened by this traumatic memory. I spent months looking up frog pictures; tree frogs, pond frogs, tomato frogs, sticky dart frogs, etc. Nonetheless, my efforts to remove Crazy Frog from my brain failed. Frogs still nauseate me. My appreciation for frogs only dwindled as the years went on. Crazy Frog ruined my brain.