Biden mask mandate

Agenda Behind the Biden Mask Mandate

Holy smokes the new Biden mask mandate is a game changer. Biden, the Democratic presidential nominee, released his official statement on masks. Most people have been wearing masks due to the widespread fear from COVID-19. Biden insists that masks being worn outdoors must be a mandatory practice. Many agree with this, as Research shows it could slow the spread of COVID-19. Nonetheless, others think that this is a blatant assault on their constitutional rights. However, Biden has a different agenda. It appears this candidate is sick and tired of having to brush his teeth. Those who are offended take this issue far too personally. Biden is a simple man. He isn’t concerned about COVID-19 at all, he simply does not want to brush his teeth. Below is a short excerpt from the Biden mask mandate.

Biden’s Statement

“I’ve always hated brushing my teeth. But my stinky breath and rotted teeth make people look at me funny. Ever since I put on a mask no one can tell that I haven’t brushed in decades. As long as everyone is forced to wear masks, I’ll fit in and no one will discover my secret.”

It’s peculiar that Biden told us the very secret he’s trying to hide. Still, Biden has gone as far to say that he would sign an executive order to require masks. Very interesting move from the Democratic Party. This has us wondering, do other government officials brush their teeth? What kind of system do we have if those in power can’t maintain basic hygiene?

Surprising Republican Reaction

7 months after the initial shut downs, COVID-19 still continues to persist in high numbers throughout the country. Perhaps masks should be worn by all. Surprisingly, the Biden Mask Mandate has moved a huge amount of Republican voters to consider Biden the best candidate. It seems that, especially in the southern states, teeth brushing is frowned upon. One republican voter said “In these parts, cavities are a right of passage. If you don’t lose a couple teeth before puberty then you aren’t really growing up.” People who initially hated the idea of masks now have second thoughts. Perhaps this is the push Biden needs to secure the presidency.