Yesterday Kirby started trending on Twitter, but this time it isn’t because of a game. Kirby was trending earlier this week due to the announcement of Kirby Fighter’s 2 for the Nintendo Switch. This time Kirby was absolutely dominating the sports tag on Twitter. With 20K tweets just within the first hour, everyone was talking about Kirby. Upon investigating the social phenomenon, Research has shown that Kirby is now officially considered a sport. The hype surrounding this announcement is incredible. Previously Kirby never even hit esports levels of hype. Now the pink alien is recognized as an official sport. This is possibly the underdog story of the decade.
What Changes Now That Kirby Is Recognized As Their Own Sport?
The announcement is fresh, so no one knows exactly what will happen with Kirby now. The implications are there though, and there is plenty of speculation to discuss.
Firstly, it is possible that Kirby will now be Nintendo’s go-to character for sports spinoffs. Kirby Sluggers and Kirby Strikers could be coming to the Nintendo Switch next year. Secondly, it is possible that Kirby’s main entry games include more sports. Kirby can absorb countless abilities and powers. We find it very easy to imagine Kirby dominating any sport they try to play. Thirdly, Kirby may be an actual sport humans will play. We can easily imagine athletic people run around an open field pretending to be Kirby. I would attend every single game of this sport. The world could finally have a sport where sucking is a talent. Lastly, It is entirely possible that nothing changes at all. The genre change could mean much less than we are thinking. Personally I am still rooting for option number 3.
Let us know in the comments what you think this announcement implies. Do you think Kirby will play more sports? Or do you think more people will play Kirby? The possibilities are endless.
The 1970s began the era of the Boogie. Boogieing is an international fad. From the 1970s till today, parents passed down boogieing from one generation to the next. Tom Morey invented the first Boogie Board in 1971. Many insist that Body boarding in the actual name for the activity being referred to. However, Research shows that Boogie boarding is a much more fun name. 9/10 people agreed that Boogie boarding was more appealing than body boarding. Nonetheless, this is the Research approved list of the Best Songs To Boogie To.
1. Hotel California by The Eagles
Tom Morey invented Boogie Boarding visiting Hawaii. Similar to Hawaii, California has surf pride. That’s why Hotel California made the Best Songs To Boogie To list. This song has all the chill vibes and catchy tune you would need while catching waves. Belly down on your board coasting, Hotel California in your AirPods; that is pure ecstasy.
2. Drowning by A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie
This American Rapper prides himself on his Boogie board expertise. Shown by his name, this man loves to boogie board with his hoodie on. This may seem odd to some, but it’s the reason this song made the cut on the Best Songs To Boogie To. Drowning is all about his fear of falling off his boogie board and being swept out to sea. This fear is universal in all boogie boarders. Ever boogie enthusiast feels like they’re on top of the world when they’re catching that major wave, but the moment they lose the security of their board, there’s nothing but pure terror. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie captures that feeling perfectly with Drowning.
3. Best Feeling By Keller Williams & The String Cheese Incident
The unanimously decided, greatest pick for the Best Songs To Boogie To is Best Feeling, by Kello Williams & The String Cheese Incident. This song never broke out of the underground boogie boarding scene. Nonetheless, the real Boogie Board masters listen exclusively to this song on repeat. Since Boogie boarding is truly the BEST FEELING in the world, why would you want to listen to anything else?
Everyone loves the DK crew. From successful platforming video games, to iconic rap intros, the crew has always found success. However, one member of the DK crew is now being canceled. Last night, Diddy Kong revealed on Twitter that Funky Kong went on a political rant in support of current United States president Donald Trump. The rant was mostly due to Funky Kong’s business. The pro-American ape owns an armory. The armory has been closed for 6 months now, and the financial lose has been too much to take. This rant has caused an uproar on Twitter, with most users coming to Diddy Kong’s defense over the reveal. Funky Kong is now being canceled, and his business will now only suffer more.
Why Did He Start Ranting In The First Place?
Funky Kong is reportedly a die-hard Conservative. He can’t afford for guns to be banned shortly after he can open up shop again. Funky Kong plans to vote for whoever will keep guns on the market. In his shop, Funky Kong sells coconut guns, peanut pistols, feather crossbows, grape shooters, pineapple launchers, and boot bazookas. Nearly all of these items will be banned if the United States becomes taken over by the Democrats.
Is Anyone Defending Funky Kong From Being Canceled?
Some patriot accounts have since defended Funky Kong, but most seem to be bots. Any account that comes to Funky Kong’s aid is just a name, last name, and is followed by random numbers. No public figure or public account seems to want to stand up for him. It is likely a difficult position to be in, as defending a canceled person could come back to bite you. Do you approve of this Conservative witch hunt in popular media? Let us know in the comments of this article if you are on Diddy Kong’s side, or if you are on Funky Kong’s side.
California has announced that gas-fueled cars will be banned by 2035. Now the State officials have announced the next far away plan. By 2065 California hopes to ban electric cars entirely. The move comes after concerns of rolling power outages. Between air conditioning and charging electric cars, California is expected to have 17 power outages a day by 2035. These power outages will be devastating to the state, and people will be left unable to charge their vehicles. Without reliable vehicles, the whole concept loses itself. Governor Gavin Newsome is trying to be proactive, but planning for state wide bans decades in advance. The move seems backwards to some, but the people of 2065 will likely thank major Newsome in hindsight.
If California Is To Ban Electric Cars, How Will People Travel About?
No one has an answer for what comes after the electric car ban. Newsome told the press “I hope Elon Musk has a solution and successor to electric cars, because by 2065 we are going to be fed up with them. I can see them becoming a major harm for the environment. No state should use up so much unnecessary electricity”. Newsome refused to comment on if he will ever get rid of his own gas fueled car, or even his future electric car. No one knows the punishments for keeping their cars, but it will likely only affect the poor.
How Will I Afford All These Mandatory Car Changes?
No one knows how citizens will be able to afford fancy new cars every few decades. Will the state officially segregate the poor? Will only the wealthy be able to live in California? No one knows for sure. Hopefully the type of car that follows the electric car will be affordable. This is wishful thinking though.
Realible World News will update the article as developments are made. Hopefully Tesla announces the successor to the electric car soon.
Reports suggest that Metal Gear Solid is likely getting a remake for the PS5. Rumors suggest that the title of the remake will be “Metal Gear Solid: Rock Hard”. The fan base is rock hard just thinking about it. Fans have been waiting to get their hands on Snake in a new HD adventure. The first game in the series is a fan favorite, and Kojima has since left the production team. Playing through a classic game like Metal Gear Solid will be even better when Snake’s ass in of the highest graphical capabilities. Leaks detail that a whole development team was hired to work on the graphics and physics of Snake’s famous caboose. The PS5 is the perfect console to revive any game that features nice behinds, as the console aims to push the boundaries of video game graphics.
Why Is The Metal Gear Solid Remake Focusing So Much On Snake’s Ass?
Snake’s ass is the only real reason the game even has a legacy. It would be a slap in the face to Kojima of Snake was not upgraded to look the way he was always intended to look. Concept art for the original game showed Snake having the ass of a male model that works part time as a stunt double for Chris Hemsworth, who also works weekend nights at Chippendales. The PS5 can finally bring this concept art to life. Insiders suggest that with the PS5, ass modeling and physics was a top priority. If the console couldn’t make them perfect, it was going to be shelved indefinitely. Sony seems confident that their console can achieve these high expectations. Hopefully fans of Metal Gear Solid agree as well. No one knows if Kojima is attached to the project, but hopefully he approves of Snake’s new ass.
Realible World News will give our own opinions after the official announcement. Come back and anticipate our full playthrough next year.
The Boys is a popular Amazon series based off of a popular comic series. The tone of the show is dark, disturbing, and sometimes just weird. The main antagonist of the show is a “superhero” named Homelander. When the terrifying superman period isn’t lasering faces off, he loves to drink milk. Homelander doesn’t drink milk like a normal person though. The creepy, yet sexy man licks it like a kitten, or like a nursing baby at times. Despite sounding disgusting, the internet is loving every minute of Homelander drinking milk.
Men all around the world are now making Onlyfans accounts to jump in on the hype. These men record themselves drinking milk, some licking into a bottle, others sucking it out of a fake nipple. Women and men alike are loving the content, as even straight men are following these accounts. The world can’t seem to get enough of watching men drink milk.
Why Would Homelander Drinking Milk Influence People So Heavily?
The milk drinking scenes seem to have a hypnotic effect, as no one can seem to forget about these whacky scenes. No one knows if the influence comes from inherit milk drinking fetishes that are now being realized, or if Homelander is just so charismatic that he is creating the trend himself. Antony Starr brings a charming yet scary approach to the character, and men and women both can’t resist him. No one should be shocked that Homelander is setting a whole new standard to men everywhere. Onlyfans allowed men around the world an easy outlet to post their milk drinking content. Some do it to make a living, but others do it just for the thrill. Additionally, the whole trend is a win-win for everyone, as the viewers love it just as much as the content creators.
Realible World News will be sure to compile some of the best Onlyfans accounts posting milk drinking videos, so come back and check for our list soon.
Holy smokes the new Biden mask mandate is a game changer. Biden, the Democratic presidential nominee, released his official statement on masks. Most people have been wearing masks due to the widespread fear from COVID-19. Biden insists that masks being worn outdoors must be a mandatory practice. Many agree with this, as Research shows it could slow the spread of COVID-19. Nonetheless, others think that this is a blatant assault on their constitutional rights. However, Biden has a different agenda. It appears this candidate is sick and tired of having to brush his teeth. Those who are offended take this issue far too personally. Biden is a simple man. He isn’t concerned about COVID-19 at all, he simply does not want to brush his teeth. Below is a short excerpt from the Biden mask mandate.
Biden’s Statement
“I’ve always hated brushing my teeth. But my stinky breath and rotted teeth make people look at me funny. Ever since I put on a mask no one can tell that I haven’t brushed in decades. As long as everyone is forced to wear masks, I’ll fit in and no one will discover my secret.”
It’s peculiar that Biden told us the very secret he’s trying to hide. Still, Biden has gone as far to say that he would sign an executive order to require masks. Very interesting move from the Democratic Party. This has us wondering, do other government officials brush their teeth? What kind of system do we have if those in power can’t maintain basic hygiene?
Surprising Republican Reaction
7 months after the initial shut downs, COVID-19 still continues to persist in high numbers throughout the country. Perhaps masks should be worn by all. Surprisingly, the Biden Mask Mandate has moved a huge amount of Republican voters to consider Biden the best candidate. It seems that, especially in the southern states, teeth brushing is frowned upon. One republican voter said “In these parts, cavities are a right of passage. If you don’t lose a couple teeth before puberty then you aren’t really growing up.” People who initially hated the idea of masks now have second thoughts. Perhaps this is the push Biden needs to secure the presidency.
The world knows a lot about Kanye, but now we know even more about him. After posting a video of himself peeing on his Grammy, we know have the capabilities to analyze his pee quality and learn even more about the super star. Pee can be an indicator of health, as dehydration is reflected within the color of pee. What can Kanye West’s pee tell us about the physiology of a genius? The scientific breakdown is described within the article.
What Can Kanye West’s Pee Tell Us About Him?
Kanye’s pee was clear which could suggest that he is mostly healthy and hydrated. It is likely that Kanye has only been drinking water lately. The pee tells us that he likely isn’t drinking or taking any medications that would change the quality of his pee. He could also be taking vitamins and supplements that help his urine quality. The pee tells us that during the video, Kanye had a blood pressure of 82/120 and his pulse was at 92. These moderate levels suggest that Kanye is doing well for himself, and that he likely wasn’t as stressed as people would think. Could this suggest that his video was merely to raise awareness for an issue that Kanye finds unreasonable? There are plenty of theories, and thanks to Kanye’s pee, we have plenty of answers.
Kanye’s pee video is a fortuitous scientific breakthrough. Science and Research will be able to analyze the pee and reveal more about the mind of this genius icon. Perhaps we can even learn enough to replicate and reproduce his genius. Kanye might as well have donated urine and semen samples to a research facility, because we now can learn everything about Kanye from a biological perspective. Kanye was loose with his biological measures, and now it is released into the world. No one knows for sure what will come from this dangerous leak, but time will reveal everything.
Dancing With The Stars has been on the air since 2005, and the same old show just doesn’t do the trick anymore. The concept is being rebooted to appeal to the audience of 2020. Netflix’s Tiger King was incredibly popular, and memes about Carole Baskin has been popular since the beginning of quarantine. This gave the Dancing With The Stars production team a whacky idea. The show has announced that they will have Carole Baskin kill her new husband live on television. The move is edgy, controversial, alarming, and exciting. The world of television could change forever after Carole Baskin kills her husband live on the air.
What Does Dancing With The Stars Have To Do With Carole Baskin Killing Her Husband?
Nothing. There is no correlation between Carole Baskin killing her husband and Dancing With The Stars. Carole will not even perform a dance routine when committing the murder. The move seems to have nothing to do with the show. The most logical explanation is that Dancing With The Stars has simply been on the air too long, and now they must do anything they can to get views again. In other words, this event seems to be a publicity stunt. This is not the first time Carole Baskin killed a husband, but this will be the first time she kills her husband on network television.
What Happens After Carole Baskin Commits Murder Live On Television?
No one knows for sure what will come after this event. How can she get away with this on television? Wouldn’t she go to prison? Additionally, wouldn’t this be proof or murder? No one knows what deal she scored to pull this off. However it is possible that she will be immediately pardoned by the president. We are not surprised, as anything can happen in 2020. The next big thing for America will be legal and live public executions. Dancing With The Stars will prove that Snuff films are the future of television.
Realible World News will be sure to report on the event after it takes place. No one knows for sure what will happen, but it won’t be good.
Heavy metal is a genre of music that has a large and dedicated fanbase. Whether you are new to the genre, or an elitist gate-keeper, some bands appeal to both. Today we will be discussing the top 10 bands that consistently deal out the best headbangers. Here are the top 10 heavy metal bands of all time.
The Top 10 Heavy Metal Bands Of All Time
1. Bring Me The Horizon
Bring me the Horizon are at the very least, the best modern heavy metal band. They have consistently released attention grabbing records that stand the test of time. We grant them the #1 spot due to their incredible relevance in an age where metal just doesn’t thrive the way it used to. Between Ludens, Parasite Eve, and Obey, Bring me the Horizon have us convinced that they are bringing metal back to the mainstream. This phenomenon hasn’t been seen since debatably Korn in the 90’s. Before Korn and Nu-metal, it likely would have been 50 years since metal had the reach Bring me the Horizon has. The band has always been successful in their own right, such as amongst the Myspace crowd, but since their fourth record “Sempiternal” the band as consistently released top 10 billboard charting albums. In our book, this all calls for being labeled as the kings of metal. Congrats on #1 lads.
2. Eskimo Callboy
Eskimo Callboy has taken 2020 by storm, and it is highly unlikely that they won’t continue to take over the metal genre. Having incredible success during a pandemic when concerts are on an absolute standstill is amazing. The band will likely only continue to strive once touring is a viable option again. Between “Hypa Hypa”, “Hate/Love”, and “MC Thunder II: Dancing Like A Ninja”, Eskimo Callboy dominated the metal scene with their new EP “MMXX”. This band can already take our number 2 spot for showing such high promises.
3. Motionless In White
Motionless in White is a band that people like to rip on for no real reason. The band has the heaviness of Slipknot and Korn that everyone wishes was still around, with the roaring choruses and song writing of Breaking Benjamin or Linkin Park. Sounds like an ideal successor to the bands of the 1990’s and early 2000’s right? The band has had consistently fantastic albums since 2009, and they are only getting better. The band’s last two albums “Graveyard Shift” and “Disguise” prove that the band is only just now cementing their sound, and their future has never looked more exciting. Any doubters of this band should listen to “Thoughts and Prayers”, “Soft”, “Undead Ahead 2: Tale of the Midnight Ride”, “The Ladder”, and “Headache” before dismissing the band. They pack just as big of a punch as ever, and a deep dive into their Spotify playlist shouldn’t leave anyone disappointed. The consistent growth of Motionless in White has earned them the #3 spot on this list.
4. Periphery
Name a band more iconic than Periphery? You probably thought of one instantly, but are they are technical and objectively “good” as Periphery? No chance in hell. Periphery have a total of 6 full length albums and 2 eps. Periphery self produces, records, and writes their own records. This cannot be said for nearly every other band out there. Every member of the band has their fingers in some sort of production program or method. The band is incredibly intelligent, an they all know their worth and talent. They have now founded their own record label, and continue to have major success under their independent label. The band has played festivals such as Swan Fest 2019, and Self Help Fest 2019 ever since the launch of their latest independent album “Periphery IV: Hail Stan. Congrats boys, you achieved #4 on this list.
5. Attila
Attila is always in the headlines. The band is so talented at writing crushing metal riffs and breakdowns, that the band doesn’t even try with their lyrical content. To Attila, all that matters is having a good time and headbanging. They are the only metal band that seems to truly love the rock and roll life style. No other band has the metal mansions of the 19th Century. Attila learned their spot on the list by proving that metal can still lead to success and popularity, as long as you stage dive head first into the heavy life style.
6. No More Eligible Bands Found
We were going to discuss Of Mice & Men, and Issues, and Pierce The Veil, and As I Lay Dying, and many old school bands, but they are all canceled now, or at the very least kicked out a founding member. So this is the premature end of our list.
Did you agree with our list of the top 10 heavy metal bands of all time? Let us know in the comments. Let us know who can replace the #6, #7, #8, #9, and #10 spots. We will review submissions and edit the list as necessary.