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Kanye West’s Pee Is Looking Clear And Healthy, An Intrusive Look Into The Biology Of A Genius

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The world knows a lot about Kanye, but now we know even more about him. After posting a video of himself peeing on his Grammy, we know have the capabilities to analyze his pee quality and learn even more about the super star. Pee can be an indicator of health, as dehydration is reflected within the color of pee. What can Kanye West’s pee tell us about the physiology of a genius? The scientific breakdown is described within the article.

What Can Kanye West’s Pee Tell Us About Him?

Kanye’s pee was clear which could suggest that he is mostly healthy and hydrated. It is likely that Kanye has only been drinking water lately. The pee tells us that he likely isn’t drinking or taking any medications that would change the quality of his pee. He could also be taking vitamins and supplements that help his urine quality. The pee tells us that during the video, Kanye had a blood pressure of 82/120 and his pulse was at 92. These moderate levels suggest that Kanye is doing well for himself, and that he likely wasn’t as stressed as people would think. Could this suggest that his video was merely to raise awareness for an issue that Kanye finds unreasonable? There are plenty of theories, and thanks to Kanye’s pee, we have plenty of answers.

Kanye’s pee video is a fortuitous scientific breakthrough. Science and Research will be able to analyze the pee and reveal more about the mind of this genius icon. Perhaps we can even learn enough to replicate and reproduce his genius. Kanye might as well have donated urine and semen samples to a research facility, because we now can learn everything about Kanye from a biological perspective. Kanye was loose with his biological measures, and now it is released into the world. No one knows for sure what will come from this dangerous leak, but time will reveal everything.

Struggling Reporter Can't Find Out Who Kayne Is

Struggling Reporter Can’t Go Home Until He Finds Out Who Kayne Is

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Realible World News reporter Science Williams (myself) has been staring at the computer for 10 hours in attempts to find any information on Kayne. The struggling reporter (again, myself) cannot go home until I find out who Kayne is. Kayne has been trending on and off for the last four days, resulting in five trending hashtags. This public figure seems like a hot topic, but I am unable to find anything on him. If you have any information please send it in to Realible World News.

Struggling Reporter Seriously Still Can’t Find Out Who Kayne Is

I am not allowed to leave the office till I get information on this Kayne guy. Please let me know if you know anything about this mysterious man. I want to go home. Dinner was done at 6:30 and it is definitely cold now. My son is waiting, and my wife could cheat on me. Realible World News staff will not sleep until we reveal information on the mysterious Kayne. Please write in if you have any information.

Update: The struggling reporter is still searching for results. Kayne has not been identified. I am pushing two weeks without sleep, and I am worried for my job. Kayne has trended four times this week, and 19 times since the initial article. Someone somewhere has to know who he is. If you have any leads, please contact me. My food is definitely cold by now, and possibly even rotting. My plants could be dead, and my mailbox could be full. I hope my son is okay, and I hope my wife hasn’t cheated on me too much. One or three times would be okay, but my heart would break if she cheated more than six times. I hope she forgives me for making her have to do this.

Who is Kayne?

Who is Kayne? Mystery Man Kayne Trends for the Fourth Time this Week

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Everyone is asking themselves the same question. Who is Kayne? The mysterious icon has trended on Twitter four times this week, and absolutely no one can figure out why. Research suggest that he is definitely a very real person. No one knows if he is someone to admire, or someone to fear. The only thing we know is that he trends constantly. This is evident by statistical analyses on Twitter trends. Analyses suggest that Kaye has trended a total of 152 times. Additionally, Kayne has trended four times this week, and on average trends three times a week. These numbers show high levels of popularity. However if this figure is so popular, why does no one know who he is? This mystery continues even through birth record investigations. No famous figure name Kayne seems to exist. This could be a stage name, but this is unconfirmed.

Who Is Kayne? Why Does He Trend?

While no one knows who Kayne is, we do know why he trends. Analyses show that he often trends along side rap, genius, mental breakdown, and presidential candidate. This realization only makes the mystery more confusing. How can someone be so multi-disciplinary? Some theorist are convinced Kayne isn’t one person, but a way of life. This is possible, but judging by the pronouns used when he trends, it is safe to say he is one being. Research suggests that the mysterious being could be incredibly talented, or possibly even someone high profile. No one can figure out how someone so high profile or talented could be so mysterious. This phenomenon was seen in Hannah Montana though, so anything is possible.

Realible World News will be moving every single resource at our disposal onto this investigation. More information as the story develops.

Update: Kayne is still a mystery, meanwhile he has trended 19 times since the original article date.