Funky Kong Canceled After Being Outed As A Conservative
Everyone loves the DK crew. From successful platforming video games, to iconic rap intros, the crew has always found success. However, one member of the DK crew is now being canceled. Last night, Diddy Kong revealed on Twitter that Funky Kong went on a political rant in support of current United States president Donald Trump. The rant was mostly due to Funky Kong’s business. The pro-American ape owns an armory. The armory has been closed for 6 months now, and the financial lose has been too much to take. This rant has caused an uproar on Twitter, with most users coming to Diddy Kong’s defense over the reveal. Funky Kong is now being canceled, and his business will now only suffer more.
Why Did He Start Ranting In The First Place?
Funky Kong is reportedly a die-hard Conservative. He can’t afford for guns to be banned shortly after he can open up shop again. Funky Kong plans to vote for whoever will keep guns on the market. In his shop, Funky Kong sells coconut guns, peanut pistols, feather crossbows, grape shooters, pineapple launchers, and boot bazookas. Nearly all of these items will be banned if the United States becomes taken over by the Democrats.
Is Anyone Defending Funky Kong From Being Canceled?
Some patriot accounts have since defended Funky Kong, but most seem to be bots. Any account that comes to Funky Kong’s aid is just a name, last name, and is followed by random numbers. No public figure or public account seems to want to stand up for him. It is likely a difficult position to be in, as defending a canceled person could come back to bite you. Do you approve of this Conservative witch hunt in popular media? Let us know in the comments of this article if you are on Diddy Kong’s side, or if you are on Funky Kong’s side.