One man clearly came out on top in tonight’s debate. Moderator Chris Wallace impressed the American public. He proved he could ask all the right questions, maintain a level head, and, most importantly, speak the loudest.
Donald Trump vs Joe Biden vs Chris Wallace
Tonight was the first of three debates before the election. Donald Trump and Joe Biden had a rousing, yet embarrassing, hour and half discussion. Neither of the two presidential candidates impressed the masses. Donald Trump continued his display of loud mouthed, short tempered arguing. Joe Biden continued stumbling through talking points he seemed completely oblivious about. Long story short, it was the debate people were expecting. The one big win that came out of the debate was Chris Wallace. Even those who aren’t fans of Wallace considered him to be a far more competent and better equipped candidate than Trump or Biden.
Reception to the Debate
One Trump supported said, “Wallace had such a way with words. He was able to shut Trump up better than Biden ever could. Maybe Wallace is the man we need in office.” One Biden supporter said, “I love Biden, but I think he almost fell asleep three of four times during the debate. Chris Wallace, on the other hand, seemed completely awake an competent. Perhaps Wallace will be the name I write in on election day.”
It’s unknown what impact this will have on November’s election. Wallace’s fanbase grew significantly after his masterful moderation of tonight’s debate. Fans hope that he will return as moderator in the next two debates, then maybe even achieve President of the United States. It seems Chris Wallace’s approval rate is through the roof. If he does win the election from write ins, it’s unknown if he would accept the presidency. Stay tuned, Realible World News will keep you updated on the coming debates and November’s big election.
Heavy metal is a genre of music that has a large and dedicated fanbase. Whether you are new to the genre, or an elitist gate-keeper, some bands appeal to both. Today we will be discussing the top 10 bands that consistently deal out the best headbangers. Here are the top 10 heavy metal bands of all time.
The Top 10 Heavy Metal Bands Of All Time
1. Bring Me The Horizon
Bring me the Horizon are at the very least, the best modern heavy metal band. They have consistently released attention grabbing records that stand the test of time. We grant them the #1 spot due to their incredible relevance in an age where metal just doesn’t thrive the way it used to. Between Ludens, Parasite Eve, and Obey, Bring me the Horizon have us convinced that they are bringing metal back to the mainstream. This phenomenon hasn’t been seen since debatably Korn in the 90’s. Before Korn and Nu-metal, it likely would have been 50 years since metal had the reach Bring me the Horizon has. The band has always been successful in their own right, such as amongst the Myspace crowd, but since their fourth record “Sempiternal” the band as consistently released top 10 billboard charting albums. In our book, this all calls for being labeled as the kings of metal. Congrats on #1 lads.
2. Eskimo Callboy
Eskimo Callboy has taken 2020 by storm, and it is highly unlikely that they won’t continue to take over the metal genre. Having incredible success during a pandemic when concerts are on an absolute standstill is amazing. The band will likely only continue to strive once touring is a viable option again. Between “Hypa Hypa”, “Hate/Love”, and “MC Thunder II: Dancing Like A Ninja”, Eskimo Callboy dominated the metal scene with their new EP “MMXX”. This band can already take our number 2 spot for showing such high promises.
3. Motionless In White
Motionless in White is a band that people like to rip on for no real reason. The band has the heaviness of Slipknot and Korn that everyone wishes was still around, with the roaring choruses and song writing of Breaking Benjamin or Linkin Park. Sounds like an ideal successor to the bands of the 1990’s and early 2000’s right? The band has had consistently fantastic albums since 2009, and they are only getting better. The band’s last two albums “Graveyard Shift” and “Disguise” prove that the band is only just now cementing their sound, and their future has never looked more exciting. Any doubters of this band should listen to “Thoughts and Prayers”, “Soft”, “Undead Ahead 2: Tale of the Midnight Ride”, “The Ladder”, and “Headache” before dismissing the band. They pack just as big of a punch as ever, and a deep dive into their Spotify playlist shouldn’t leave anyone disappointed. The consistent growth of Motionless in White has earned them the #3 spot on this list.
4. Periphery
Name a band more iconic than Periphery? You probably thought of one instantly, but are they are technical and objectively “good” as Periphery? No chance in hell. Periphery have a total of 6 full length albums and 2 eps. Periphery self produces, records, and writes their own records. This cannot be said for nearly every other band out there. Every member of the band has their fingers in some sort of production program or method. The band is incredibly intelligent, an they all know their worth and talent. They have now founded their own record label, and continue to have major success under their independent label. The band has played festivals such as Swan Fest 2019, and Self Help Fest 2019 ever since the launch of their latest independent album “Periphery IV: Hail Stan. Congrats boys, you achieved #4 on this list.
5. Attila
Attila is always in the headlines. The band is so talented at writing crushing metal riffs and breakdowns, that the band doesn’t even try with their lyrical content. To Attila, all that matters is having a good time and headbanging. They are the only metal band that seems to truly love the rock and roll life style. No other band has the metal mansions of the 19th Century. Attila learned their spot on the list by proving that metal can still lead to success and popularity, as long as you stage dive head first into the heavy life style.
6. No More Eligible Bands Found
We were going to discuss Of Mice & Men, and Issues, and Pierce The Veil, and As I Lay Dying, and many old school bands, but they are all canceled now, or at the very least kicked out a founding member. So this is the premature end of our list.
Did you agree with our list of the top 10 heavy metal bands of all time? Let us know in the comments. Let us know who can replace the #6, #7, #8, #9, and #10 spots. We will review submissions and edit the list as necessary.
Chubby Bunny Challenge is a little tpo innocent. Competitively stuffing your mouth with marshmallows until one person reaches capacity. It’s a cute game that has only two confirmed fatal suffocations. Stuffing marshmallows in your mouth can be so much fun. They are sweet and squishy. This trend became viral on YouTube during the 2010s. Children across the country would mimic their favorite YouTubers and stuff their faces. Eventually the youth grew tired of this challenge. They decided it was too bland. The simplicity and safety of this game grew boring quickly.
Now With Tarantulas!
This new Chubby Bunny challenge is all about tarantulas. These giant, harry arachnids are surprisingly stuff-able. Kids all over the country began cramming these cute little friends in there mouth by the handfuls. Luckily, tarantulas generally have low toxicity to humans. Therefore, no kids have been harmed yet by the fun new game. The current record for Chubby Tarantulas is 15. It’s incredible that this 7 year old child was able to fit so many giant spiders in their mouth.
We were able to interview a couple children who participated in this viral trend. One said, “I eat bugs all the time. Stuffing these spiders in my mouth only feels natural. The marshmallows always made me nauseous, but so far I’ve beat all my friends at this new challenge.” This kids mom was horrified by this challenge. She is a tarantula breeder who needs these spiders to maintain the livelihood of her family. Now that her child gnawed on her two highest yield tarantulas, her family plans on filing for bankruptcy.
We all know how quick internet trends change. This new spider eating challenge changes the game and we can’t wait to see what the next hot new thing is. We hope it’s as awesome as toddlers biting tarantulas.
The libs are at it again. This time they are recommending murder. The liberal agenda suggest that the best way to make Trump lose is to literally steal his votes. Liberals say this can be achieved by killing older voters and committing voter fraud. The strategy sounds a bit immortal, but they guarantee it isn’t. In response to the controversy, one liberal said “You know what is immoral? Caging Kids. A wrong against the wrong makes a right. I am an expert on directions so I can confirm this is true”.
Is It Legal For The Liberal Agenda To Recommend Committing Murder And Voter Fraud?
Typically it would be incredibly illegal for the liberals to recommend committing murder and voter fraud. They have a way to get around this though. The libs are using memes to convey this recommendation as a joke. Insider information explains that this is not a joke though. They really do want young voters to kill their parents. The liberal agenda is using Twitter humor to mask the dark intent behind the jokes. The social media site is full of impressionable young adults that could act upon this malicious trend.
How Exactly Do They Plan To Vote For Someone Else?
The agenda suggests that the young voters take advantage of increasingly lax mail-in-ballot opportunities. By killing one’s parents and voting in their place, one young liberal could secure at least three votes for Biden. The agenda has not spread to far yet, but the attempts are there. One tweet has received 300 retweets. This may sound small, but this could have reached thousands of impressionable young voters. There are no details yet on if any heinous acts have been committed, but we will keep our eyes peeled. The government has yet to announce a plan to restrict this plot to commit voter fraud. Uneasy parents hope a public service announcement will address the agenda soon.
The Suns vs Heat couldn’t possibly be real. The sun creates heat, so how could they possibly fight each other? The answer is that they can’t. What is the number one producer of heat? Spoilers, it’s the Sun. Since this is the case, there’s zero chance of the heat rebelling and trying to challenge the Sun. That’s like a drove of pizzas trying to attack the Italian Paisano who made them. The pizzas wouldn’t dare disrupt the natural order of things and hurt their maker. Also, the Paisano could effortlessly destroy these pizzas. Therefore, the Suns vs Heat is unrealistic and total B.S. Why do people seem to care about this stupid confrontation?
What the Suns vs Heat battle could look like.
Let’s put on our stupid caps and pretend like this confrontation could happen. Here’s how the battle plays out.
PHASE 1: The heat starts feeling like it’s underappreciated by those who use it. Since it’s summer, people hate the heat and are sick of it. Also, with global warming being frowned up, heat faces a huge amount of backlash. Heat becomes disgruntled and bans against the Sun.
PHASE 2: The Heat come to the realization that enough is enough. The Sun isn’t taking its threats seriously, which further upsets the heat. Now that the heat feels unappreciated by the sun and the Earth, it’s is angry and has reached the tipping point.
PHASE 3: The heat attacks. Instead of traveling to Earth, the heat turns around and charges back toward the Sun. Little does the heat know, this attack only contributes to the power of the Sun. The Super Power Sun is now stronger than ever.
PHASE 4: A tragic, unexpected side effect happens, the Earth faces mass extinction due to the heat u-turning and never reaching the planet. The heat’s efforts were useless, and the Sun continues to thrive. the Suns vs Heat battle was a failure.
Nickelodeon has announced a brand new series that will spark the return of Dan Schneider to Nickelodeon. “Eight Feet, One Man” will be coming to Nickelodeon this November. The show will be a sitcom about a octopus that is adopted into a family of humans. Think Stewart Little meets OctoDad. The main character Feetly will be created with CGI and motion capture, with the rest of the cast being live action. Some of Dan Schneider’s favorite kiddos will return to star such as Miranda Cosgrove, Jamie Lynn Spears, and Victoria Justice. Feetly is very fascinated with human feet since they are so different from his own, and he will go through many character acts as he has heart-to-heart conversations shoeless with his friends. The show sounds weird on paper, but so does a talking dish sponge that lives in a pineapple. The show is expected to be Nickelodeon’s next top priority and next big hit. The announcement comes after many Nickelodeon shows reaching new heights through streaming services such as Netflix. The show will be streaming simultaneously as the show releases on Nickelodeon.
We scored an interview with Dan Schneider who said “I think Nickelodeon has been missing something for the last few years. I can’t even watch any of the newer shows. There is just something missing. I can’t put my toes on it, but I know I can bring it back. “Eight Feet, One Man” will be a big hit with people like me, and kids alike. Make sure you kick back, kick your shoes off, and enjoy the show”. Very interesting Mr. Schneider. I sure am excited to watch.
Realible World News will be sure to keep readers poster on all news related to “Eight Feet, One Man” and we will also be sure to review every single episode as they are. Stay tuned for more details and interviews.
Dog owners around the globe have always wondered why their big brave dog is so scared of balloons. Many dogs will be scared of balloons upon even first meet; this implies that the fear doesn’t stem from the loud popping noise, as this is still unknown to the dog. So why are dogs so deathly frightened by dogs?
A recent study from Oxford University collected data from 200 dogs varying in breed. The dogs were then put in a room containing no balloon, but after 85 seconds a balloon would fall into the room from a secret compartment. The dog’s response was then collected and measured. Results from the study suggest that dogs all all breeds and sizes were scared of balloons, even without any popping occurring. The one consistent factor amongst all the balloons was that they all had Ellen DeGeneres’ face on them. This face frightened the dogs consistently across all trials.
Some critics don’t buy this explanation; they question why dogs are scared of normal balloons without Ellen’s face on it. Research suggests that dogs are reminded of Ellen’s balloonish face every time they see a balloon. The big round, often red and inflated exterior of a balloon can be easily mistaken for Ellen’s face.
Realible World News will be sure to post more research on things that don’t like Ellen DeGeneres.
TikTok has been in hot water with the discovery that it is actually Chinese spyware. India has already made the move to ban TikTok, while the US and Japan are discussing banning it as well. Microsoft, in a socially inept business move, is considering buying TikTok so, instead of China doing it, they can infiltrate the youth and start mining personal info. With an app that actively supports pedophilia, Bill Gates, with his connection to notorious pedophile Epstein, is a shoe in to take charge of TikTok.
Microsoft has faced some criticism before. They’ve track record includes involvement in war profiteering, support of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, inhumane labor practices, and helping the NSA collect information from users of various Microsoft products. Prowling on children seems to be the next logical step for Microsoft.
We interviewed Kevin, a big fan of Microsoft. “I don’t really care what they’re doing. I just know that XBox is way better than PlayStation and Lame-tendo. Plus the new Halo is coming out soon.” Thanks Kevin.
Everyone knows of legendary rock singer-songwriter Kurt Cobain. As the front man of the timeless, influential Nirvana, Cobain speaks to the disgruntled youth, relating to the angst and frustrations they feel in society. However, Kurt’s career came to an unexpected end with an alleged suicide. Many believe it wasn’t a suicide and that there was foul play involving Courtney Love. This is where the story gets interesting. Research and Science agree that Kurt Cobain most likely faked his death to get out of the spot light.
Joe Exotic, made famous by the Netflix Original Tiger King, has some suspiciously close parallels to Kurt Cobain. Some even think these similarities aren’t a coincidence. A new theory suggests that after Kurt Cobain faked his death, Kurt Cobain moved to Oklahoma and changed his name to Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage, better known by his stage name Joe Exotic.
Kurt Cobain was born in Washington, which is only a 29 hour drive to Oklahoma. It would make sense that Oklahoma would be convenient for Cobain to keep close contact with his family, only a couple states away. The strangeness doesn’t stop here. In 1993, Nirvana played a show in Oklahoma city. Could this get any more bizarre?
Photographic evidence, seen above, has shown that Kurt Cobain has spent time with, maybe even owned, at least one cat in his lifetime before becoming Joe Exotic. Research suggests that this shows Cobain had an interest in cats, which could have spiraled into an obsession with exotic animals.
Realible World News isn’t sure what to make of all this new information. It seems ridiculous, but it’s hard to deny all this evidence. Only time will tell if Joe Exotic is really who he says he is, or if he is actually Kurt Cobain.
Fortnite, like Tiktok, has been confirmed to be Chinese spyware. The game tracks your in-game spending and tries to push similar items upon the user in real life. If you bought a Ragnarok skin then Thor: Ragnarok ads will start pouring in upon every web search. This has been a controversial issue lately, but just like Tiktok fans, Fortnite fans just don’t seem to care. Some fans even thank Fortnite for caring about their interests and pushing products that appeal to them. Tiktok and Fortnite go hand-in-hand as both are very popular with the current youth, and both also major trend setters. Fortnite seems unstoppable, as every other game is trying to create a competing battle royal mode; unfortunately none of these other games ever stay relevant for more than a month. Fans are willing to sell their personal data for solid gameplay, and we can hardly blame them. If I had to sell my first born for a Legend of Zelda game that fit my exact interests with online play, I would definitely do it. You can’t put a price on the perfect game to fill your needs. Boredom is a disease worse than any other, and most people will do anything to keep it at bay.
We interviewed a hardcore Fortnite fan, 8 year old Kyle Nelson who said “Fortnite can do whatever it wants for all I care. The service that Fortnite provides me is well above any negative side effects that occurs from invading my privacy. Honest I invite Fortnite to be even more evasive. Show up at my front door and show me a good Fortnite dance and I will give you my Dad’s social security number”. Very interesting Kyle, and very well spoken for an 8 year old. If Fortnite taught you how to be so articulate then we encourage you to keep playing to your heart’s content.
Realible World News will be sure to expose all Chinese spyware, and we will also weigh the pros and cons of continuing to use said Chinese spyware.