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Why Are The Super Mario Sunshine Boos So Horny?

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Super Mario Sunshine is a charming but imperfect game. Despite having many camera and control issues, the game is memorable and an important entry to the Super Mario franchise. The game may be memorable, but the internet didn’t recall a shocking detail within the game. In Super Mario Sunshine the Boos are incredibly horny. Perhaps it was childhood innocent, or maybe suppressed memories, but one thing is for sure; these Boos are the horniest creatures in a Mario game. Just take one look at these Boos. They are pink, flushed, salivating, and their eyes twinkle with horniness. The horny Boos are more noticeable when compared with the non-horny variant also located within Hotel Delfino.

These Boos look stoned, and maybe a little aroused, but they are definitely not as horny as the pink horny Boo.

The pink Boos are obviously more horny than the non-horny white Boos. The white Boos may have their tongue out, and they may also have those aroused eyes, but without the pink fluster and the excessive drool, it is unfair to accuse them of being overly horny.

So Why Are The Super Mario Sunshine Boos So Insanely Horny?

No one knows for sure, but there are plenty of theories. Firstly, it is possible that Hotel Delfino is a place for sex. There are many couples staying in the rooms at Hotel Delfino, and their are also plenty of suspicious swinger types staying alone as well. This could be why horny Boos would swamp the Sirena Beach hotel.

Secondly, it is possible F.L.U.D.D makes the Boos horny. No one Mario game features such horny Boos, and the only thing Super Mario Sunshine has that the other games don’t is F.L.U.D.D. of course. The Boos even turn into pink platforms whenever they are sprayed. Soaking a wet Boo may be exactly what makes them climax into a flattened state. Don’t ask us why this is what Boos do, as we didn’t make them this way.

Lastly, it is possible that the Boo’s are wasted. People often get drunk at hotels, and Boos could partake in similar habits. A drunk Boo is a horny Boo, at least that is what I have been told my Nintendo reps.

What do you think? Do you miss the horny Boo? Were you surprised to see the horny Boos appear in Super Mario 3D All-Stars? Is the plural of Boos even Boos? Or is it just Boo. I saw plenty of Boo in that mansion. Let us know in the comments.

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UFC 253 Highlight: Stylebender Rawdogs Costa Live On Television

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The UFC has showcased some brutal performances throughout the years. Now, as of last night, audiences witnessed the most intense conclusion to a UFC fight in history. This UFC 253 Highlight is unforgettable. Immediately after a crushing TKO, “Stylebender” Israel Adesanya rawdogs Costa live on television.

The move was similar to what one can see in online gaming. It isn’t enough to defeat your opponent physically, you have to emotionally destroy them to. In Call of Duty and World of Warcraft alike, it is very common to teabag your opponent after defeating them. For those who aren’t aware, teabagging is the art of putting one’s testicles on their opponent. Teabagging often occurs on the face. Additionally this can also be a love tap from behind. The Stylebender utilized the second option. Israel came down with two crushing pelvic thrusts right upon his opponent Paulo Costa’s behind. The move has been controversial, but one thing that is agreed upon is that it was absolutely brutal.

Stylebender Ragdogs Costa. What Does This Brutal Finish Mean For The UFC?

No one knows yet if dramatic finishes will become more popular after the publicity of this finishing move, or if the concept will be banned immediately. Memes have been running rampant on the internet ever since the fight concluded, and this could spark a whole new trend in the UFC. The move was effective as it was disrespectful. In a sport where shit talking and intimidation is key, the Stylebender may have just tapped into a whole new avenue of intimidation. However many fans want more rawdogging on live television, and hopefully the fighters are ready to bring it. Will the UFC continue to air live rawdogging on television? Or will they create a more sexual spin-off. No one knows for sure however, but the possibilities are endless. If the Stylebender rawdogs even the undefeated Costa, could he rawdog anyone?

How did you feel after seeing the Stylebender rawdog Costa? Comment down below if you think the move was too inappropriate for television, or if you are excited to see more.

Homelander Drinking Milk

Homelander Drinking Milk Spawns A Wild New Trend On Onlyfans

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The Boys is a popular Amazon series based off of a popular comic series. The tone of the show is dark, disturbing, and sometimes just weird. The main antagonist of the show is a “superhero” named Homelander. When the terrifying superman period isn’t lasering faces off, he loves to drink milk. Homelander doesn’t drink milk like a normal person though. The creepy, yet sexy man licks it like a kitten, or like a nursing baby at times. Despite sounding disgusting, the internet is loving every minute of Homelander drinking milk.

Men all around the world are now making Onlyfans accounts to jump in on the hype. These men record themselves drinking milk, some licking into a bottle, others sucking it out of a fake nipple. Women and men alike are loving the content, as even straight men are following these accounts. The world can’t seem to get enough of watching men drink milk.

Why Would Homelander Drinking Milk Influence People So Heavily?

The milk drinking scenes seem to have a hypnotic effect, as no one can seem to forget about these whacky scenes. No one knows if the influence comes from inherit milk drinking fetishes that are now being realized, or if Homelander is just so charismatic that he is creating the trend himself. Antony Starr brings a charming yet scary approach to the character, and men and women both can’t resist him. No one should be shocked that Homelander is setting a whole new standard to men everywhere. Onlyfans allowed men around the world an easy outlet to post their milk drinking content. Some do it to make a living, but others do it just for the thrill. Additionally, the whole trend is a win-win for everyone, as the viewers love it just as much as the content creators.

Realible World News will be sure to compile some of the best Onlyfans accounts posting milk drinking videos, so come back and check for our list soon.

Chris Evans Leaks

Chris Evans Leaks Avengers Porn Parody: The Assvengers: Age Of Strap-On

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The Avengers may be on hiatus due to the pandemic of 2020, but Chris Evans now leaks new details on a whole new take on the super hero team. Chris Evans will produce, write, and star in the new Avengers porn parody “The Assvengers: Age Of Strap-On”. The parody will be the first X-rated film exclusive to Disney+. The film will only be loosely related to the canon of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but the actions within the film will be hard to forget about.

The parody will be filmed during quarantine by only having three people in the filming studio at once. This includes the two actors currently engaging in physical action, and the cameraman. Most scenes will follow this format in order for the film to safety continue production. If the pandemic comes to an end before filming wraps up, Chris hopes to include an “Avengers assemble” orgy scene at the climax of the film.

Why Did Chris Evans Leak The Upcoming Project?

Chris Evans was inspired by Ryan Reynold’s leaking of Deadpool. The actor assumes that the leak will spark interest from the fanbase. He hopes that fan created hype and word of mouth will cause the film to reach new record box office success for an X-rated film. Chris Evans started the leaks by posting behind-the-scenes footage of the set on his personal Instagram. Some fans thought it was an accident, but Chris Evans knew exactly what he was doing. The publicity caused by this event will carry the film to record breaking heights.

Why Would Anyone Ever Make Such A Film?

People are surprised this film is being made, but this should not surprise anyone. Chris Evans is famous for being a huge poon slayer. We interviewed Chris last month and asked him about his top tips to scoring major poon.

Chris Evan’s Secret Tips For Scoring Major Poon Exposed

It is highly likely that Chris Evans is exclusively making this film just as an excuse to bone his co-stars. The film is obviously a passion project to Chris, and we hope the best for him. The only way to see Cap with strap is to see Assvengers: Age of Strap-on when it arrives on Disney+ this Christmas.

Realible World News will be sure to review the film upon its release.

Blockbuster Naughty Room

Blockbuster Will Finally Clean The Naughty Room In The Back

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Everyone is aware that Blockbuster is a dying brand. Only one more store exists and it will be turning into an airbnb. Upon announcement of this functionality shift, Blockbuster made a huge announcement. The naughty room will finally be cleaned . The room is a legendary spot. Nearly every teenager in the 90’s had their first sight of real nudity in the naughty room of Blockbuster. The room contained all the naughty videos that were not meant to be seen. Employees kept away from the room. This means the room was also kept away from the sanitation staff. The room has collected juices for nearly 40 years. The juices could have coalesced into a living creature and lived a full life by now. Unfortunately this isn’t the case. It has merely sat in the lonely room alone, collecting dust forever.

Blockbuster Had A Naughty Room?

If the news of a naughty room in Blockbuster surprises you, then you likely weren’t a teenager in the 90’s. It is nearly tradition to have lost your innocence in the back of the famous video rental store. 97% of current 40 year olds in 2020 report seeing nudity for the first time in the back of one of the stores. If this surprises you, it is likely you are either too old, too young, or too lame to have experienced this tradition. The tradition is a common talking point to current young adults. Every 90’s kid can bond over the common grounds they all share.

The cleaning of the room comes as good news to most, but not to all. Some fans feel betrayed over the announcement. Leaving your mark on the world is important to some people. This could upset some fans, as their mark will be gone forever. This is likely going to spark protests in attempt to save the historic mess.

Realible World News plans to update the story as it develops. We can see why both sides have such strong feelings, and we hope it ends well for both sides.

Chris Pratt Exposed

Chris Pratt Exposed, Reveals Most Christian Ways To Cheat

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Chris Pratt exposed! Chris Pratt is a Christian role model in Hollywood. He is considered an icon for his traditional American ways, and his unique brand of publicly broadcasting his religion. Chris Pratt has no shame, which is why he got engaged merely minutes after divorcing his ex. wife. Many fans defend Pratt. They say that he can do whatever he wants after being a religious man. Other fans weren’t so forgiving. These fans saw through the rouse and realized one thing. Chris Pratt cheated on his wife the Christian way. He may not have literally slept with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s daughter before the split, but he might as well have. He slowly planted the seeds of cheating well before the official split.

Pratt did this strategically, and we have the exclusive interview detailing the system. Chris Pratt exposed his secrets to staying out of the spotlight in a negative way, exclusively to Realible World News.

Chris Pratt Exposed: What Are His Christian Guidelines To Cheating?

The Guardian Of The Galaxy Star has Christian cheating down to a science. The man has made himself impossible to criticize and has immortalized himself as a godly man. We spoke with Chris Pratt who revealed his guidelines to Christian cheating. The guidelines are listed below, and are guaranteed to protect you from ridicule.

  1. Always mention God in your Instagram posts. If you divert the attention to God, you take it away from yourself.
  2. Put the blame onto the wife. Say she was too busy raising kids to raise another. Christians love having eight kids.
  3. Say that your popularity is rising and hers is falling. The media loves a positive story. Spin the news to highlight your own success.
  4. Explain that this is all God’s plan. God wants you to leave your wife and kids.
  5. Say that your wife and kids didn’t love God enough. Godless women and children don’t deserve a God fearing man.
  6. Replace your wife with a young hot woman, but never reveal that it is totally about appearances. God doesn’t want you to stay married to someone who’s youth is behind them.
  7. Prove your godliness by marrying the new woman immediately. This will prove that you are all about love and not hot celebrity sex.
  8. Never mention your wife or previous kids again. This can remind people that you abandoned them to begin with. If you just never mention them again, everyone will forget you ever had another family.
  9. Make sure you marry into a powerful family. If you marry into a famous and powerful family the headlines will focus on the upgrade factor.
  10. Keep mentioning God indefinitely. Cheating men don’t mention God. God will protect you forever.

Are The Guidelines Useful For Everyone?

Chris guarantees that if you follow these guidelines, you will be safe from blame forever. Even if you totally were the one who tore your family apart, you will never be blamed.

Realible World News will be sure to expose more celebrity secrets. Stay tuned for more guidelines to help you achieve success.

Trolls Doll Removed From Shelves

Trolls Doll Pulled Off Shelves After Bill Clinton Orders Every Single One

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Trolls dolls are popular children toys. The dolls are more popular than ever after the release of the latest two Trolls movies. Despite the popularity, a specific Trolls doll is being pulled from all store shelves. So why would a Trolls doll be discontinued? The reason is a shocking one.

Why Is The Trolls Doll Being Pulled Off Shelves?

The Trolls doll is gone because it has sold out indefinitely. This sounds odd, but this specific doll is different than most. The Troll laughs when you press a button on its coochie. So is the doll sold out because it is a rare manufacturing mistake? Do enthusiast plan to buy and resell this infamous doll? No, it is sold out because former U.S. president Bill Clinton is a huge fan of the error. Once the news hit the internet, he immediately purchased every single one from every single outlet. This may sound old, but it really doesn’t if you know anything about Bill Clinton. He has always been a fan of things like this.

Even If Bill Clinton Is A Fan Himself, Why Did He Purchase So Many?

Bill Clinton purchases every single copy of this Trolls doll because he has tons of friends who would appreciate it. Bill Clinton is President of the Little Trolls Club, a popular Troll fan club. Other members include Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Gates, Joe Biden, His Wife Hilary, and nearly every celebrity and politician you can think of. No one knows for sure why they are all so drawn to Trolls dolls, or why they specifically love this new coochie button doll. Research suggests that the doll serves as a reminder of simpler times. Conspiracy theorists believe it is a secret code, like pizza gate. No one knows for sure, but everyone knows that this doll will not be found any time soon.

Realible World News will be sure to keep the world updated on Bill Clinton’s elite Trolls fan club.

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Bill Clinton Can’t Stop Getting Lost On His Way Home, Accidentally Ends Up On Pedo Island 34 Times!

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Whacky Ex-President Bill Clinton just can’t stop making silly mistakes. Mr. Clinton reportedly accidentally landed on Pedo Island 34 times. This sounds like a whacky plotline for a sitcom, but it is not. Bill Clinton often finds himself getting in whacky situations, such as the time he ended up getting oral sex in the oval office; they should rename it the oral office, am I right?

Experts suggest that Bill Clinton installs a GPS, or at least have one of his servants do it, as it will look really weird if Bill accidentally ends up on Pedo island a 35th time. To be fair, Pedo Island is incredibly difficult to miss. The island has been a giant, obvious, and unavoidable landmark for decades. Weirdly enough most celebrities, politicians, or remotely powerful figures often accidentally end up on Pedo Island.

Realible World News will be sure to update if Bill ends up on Pedo Island a few more times. We have a slight suspicion that he will before his suicide.

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Man Speed Swiping On Tinder Accidentally Matches With Sister

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A local man from Orange County, California was on a speed swiping spree on Tinder last night. The man did not care about who he matches with, but rather if he got any matches at all. Unfortunately this strategy ended in tragedy. Upon inspecting his three matches that came from his all-nighter of swiping, the man realized a familiar face; he accidentally matched with his sister. How did they match? Was she doing the same technique? Did she swipe right just for laughs? The man still doesn’t know, as he hasn’t been able to face his sister ever since. Research suggests that a bot could have used her photo, or maybe it was one of her friend’s attempting to catfish. Tinder can be an awkward place for anyone, but this story is about as awkward as it gets.

We managed to get an interview with the Orange County local who wished to remain anonymous, who said “I know it is my sister. I knew the second I saw her full profile. I mean, how many people have the last name McHigglesworth? The second I noticed I called my friend up and he was like, yo Zach you have to unmatch her fast before she screenshots it and sends it to everyone. I didn’t want to make a scene so I am playing it cool. I am going to wait till she mentions it and then tell her I was just speed swiping like a player”. Very interesting story anonymous man.

Realible World News will be sure to keep up on all things Tinder, as Tinder stories make for really interesting stories.

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Donald Trump Diagnosed with Extremely Rare Disorder

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Donald Trump has been diagnosed with Gottron Syndrome, a rare genetic disorder typically characterized by thin skin on the hands and feet. Twitter is sympathizing with this extremely sad news. #TrumpleThinSkin is the hashtag that is used in posts about the harsh reality of this disorder. Many people are rejoicing over this, hoping that the skin on his extremities will be completely gone soon. They think this will destroy his chances in the next election, because no one would vote for someone with skinless hands and feet. Trump advocates are heartbroken. They dream of shaking his cute little hands, but skinless muscle fingers aren’t as appealing.

Donald Trump has faced constant criticism since the 2016 election. Is this convenient pity party a ploy to gain votes in the upcoming election? Or will Trump’s skin fully deteriorate within the upcoming weeks? This

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