Metal Gear Solid Remake: Rock Hard Edition Coming To The PS5

Reports suggest that Metal Gear Solid is likely getting a remake for the PS5. Rumors suggest that the title of the remake will be “Metal Gear Solid: Rock Hard”. The fan base is rock hard just thinking about it. Fans have been waiting to get their hands on Snake in a new HD adventure. The first game in the series is a fan favorite, and Kojima has since left the production team. Playing through a classic game like Metal Gear Solid will be even better when Snake’s ass in of the highest graphical capabilities. Leaks detail that a whole development team was hired to work on the graphics and physics of Snake’s famous caboose. The PS5 is the perfect console to revive any game that features nice behinds, as the console aims to push the boundaries of video game graphics.

Why Is The Metal Gear Solid Remake Focusing So Much On Snake’s Ass?

Snake’s ass is the only real reason the game even has a legacy. It would be a slap in the face to Kojima of Snake was not upgraded to look the way he was always intended to look. Concept art for the original game showed Snake having the ass of a male model that works part time as a stunt double for Chris Hemsworth, who also works weekend nights at Chippendales. The PS5 can finally bring this concept art to life. Insiders suggest that with the PS5, ass modeling and physics was a top priority. If the console couldn’t make them perfect, it was going to be shelved indefinitely. Sony seems confident that their console can achieve these high expectations. Hopefully fans of Metal Gear Solid agree as well. No one knows if Kojima is attached to the project, but hopefully he approves of Snake’s new ass.

Realible World News will give our own opinions after the official announcement. Come back and anticipate our full playthrough next year.