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Metal Gear Solid Remake: Rock Hard Edition Coming To The PS5

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Reports suggest that Metal Gear Solid is likely getting a remake for the PS5. Rumors suggest that the title of the remake will be “Metal Gear Solid: Rock Hard”. The fan base is rock hard just thinking about it. Fans have been waiting to get their hands on Snake in a new HD adventure. The first game in the series is a fan favorite, and Kojima has since left the production team. Playing through a classic game like Metal Gear Solid will be even better when Snake’s ass in of the highest graphical capabilities. Leaks detail that a whole development team was hired to work on the graphics and physics of Snake’s famous caboose. The PS5 is the perfect console to revive any game that features nice behinds, as the console aims to push the boundaries of video game graphics.

Why Is The Metal Gear Solid Remake Focusing So Much On Snake’s Ass?

Snake’s ass is the only real reason the game even has a legacy. It would be a slap in the face to Kojima of Snake was not upgraded to look the way he was always intended to look. Concept art for the original game showed Snake having the ass of a male model that works part time as a stunt double for Chris Hemsworth, who also works weekend nights at Chippendales. The PS5 can finally bring this concept art to life. Insiders suggest that with the PS5, ass modeling and physics was a top priority. If the console couldn’t make them perfect, it was going to be shelved indefinitely. Sony seems confident that their console can achieve these high expectations. Hopefully fans of Metal Gear Solid agree as well. No one knows if Kojima is attached to the project, but hopefully he approves of Snake’s new ass.

Realible World News will give our own opinions after the official announcement. Come back and anticipate our full playthrough next year.

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Which Avenger Butt Is Best? Fans Torn After New Bootylicious Gameplay Is Revealed

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Avenger fans typically get along due to the fact that they already have so much in common. Recent gameplay footage of the new Marvel: Avengers game has fans divided though. The new gameplay shows exceptional footage of the characters’ rears. This has fans all asking the same question; which Avenger butt is best? The current analysis is that Hulk objectively has the nicest butt, but is it fair to let a gamma boosted booty take the crown? Black Widow fans declare that she has the nicest butt, and she earned it fair and square.

So Which Avenger Butt Takes The Cake?

Objectively speaking, a nice butt is defined by shape, tone, and size. Hulk takes the cake for all three categories. Firstly, Hulk has the perfect double pumpkin shape; he might as well have shoved a couple pumpkins in his pants. Secondly, Hulk has massive Arnold Schwarzenegger like tone engraved into his behind. This tone persist when Hulk reverts back to Bruce Banner. Thirdly, Hulk’s caboose might as well be an actual caboose, because the size is massive. While one could argue that Black Widow reaches all three of these criteria, Hulk simply does each one better. Luckily for Hulk, Black Widow is his only competition, as Iron Man’s ass is rarely visible, and Captain America dies immediately within the announcement trailer. Captain America, often dubbed “America’s Ass”, may have been a decent competitor, but in a fortuitous turn of events, he has passed away.

Realible World News sides with Hulk, as Science and Research are on his side. There is far too much objective fact that leading to Hulk being Crowned the king of cake. We will update the story if Marvel decides to nerf Hulk’s posterior, and we will include a new analysis. There is a science to butt rating, and we have it down.