Tobey Maguire was recently spotted at Disneyland, grinning from ear to ear as he rode the “Jungle Cruise” attraction over and over again. According to sources close to the actor, Maguire only agreed to reprise his role as Spider-Man in “Spider-Man: No Way Home” if Disney would grant him unlimited access to the Jungle Cruise.
“Tobey is a huge fan of the Jungle Cruise,” said one source. “He’s been begging Disney to let him ride it as many times as he wants for years, and when they finally agreed, he jumped at the chance to play Spider-Man again.”
Maguire’s love of the Jungle Cruise is well-known among his friends and colleagues. In fact, many of them have reported seeing him riding the attraction multiple times in a single day, often with a childish glee that belies his 41 years of age.
“I don’t know what it is about the Jungle Cruise, but Tobey can’t get enough of it,” said another source. “He’s always talking about how much fun it is and how he wishes he could ride it every day.”
Despite the fact that many Disney fans consider the Jungle Cruise to be a somewhat outdated and unpopular attraction, Maguire remains undeterred. In fact, he has been known to brag to his co-stars about the deal he struck with Disney, often saying things like, “I’m the only one who gets to ride the Jungle Cruise as much as I want. Take that, Tom Holland!”
In the end, it seems that Maguire’s love of the Jungle Cruise has won out. He is back on the big screen as Spider-Man, and he will be able to ride the Jungle Cruise as often as he pleases. It’s a win-win for everyone involved, except maybe for the other Disney guests who will have to wait in line behind Maguire every time they want to ride the attraction.
Dwayne Johnson is reportedly upset that Tobey Maguire has unlimited access to the Jungle Cruise ride, as he only signed on to do the Jungle Cruise movie under the same negotiations. Only time will tell what the fallout of this deal will be.
In a shocking turn of events, it has recently been revealed that Elon Musk’s Twitter account has not, in fact, been run by the billionaire entrepreneur himself since 2011. Instead, the account has been fully automated and run by a sophisticated AI system.
The revelation came to light after a former intern at SpaceX, Musk’s private space exploration company, stumbled upon old code while going through some of the company’s archived files. The code, which was clearly labeled as “Twitter AI,” contained intricate algorithms and natural language processing techniques that were designed to mimic Musk’s distinctive writing style and behavior on the platform.
A Former SpaceX Intern Spills The Beans
The intern, who wished to remain anonymous, brought the code to the attention of the media, and it quickly caused a stir among the tech and social media communities. Many were shocked and outraged by the news, with some calling for Musk to be held accountable for his actions and for the AI system to be shut down immediately.
AI Experts Weight In On The Elon Musk Twitter Drama
However, not everyone was surprised by the revelation. Some experts in the field of AI and natural language processing pointed out that the use of such technology to automate social media accounts is not uncommon, and that Musk’s team may have simply taken it to the next level.
“It’s no secret that AI can be used to automate all sorts of tasks, including social media management,” said Dr. Sarah Jones, a leading AI researcher at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. “In this case, it appears that Musk and his team were able to train the AI system to not only post tweets, but also to engage with other users, respond to mentions, and even create its own content, all while maintaining the appearance of being a real person.”
Some Supporters Find The Positive In Elon Musk’s Use Of AI
Despite the controversy surrounding the revelation, some have come to Musk’s defense, arguing that the use of AI to manage his Twitter account has actually been beneficial.
“To be honest, I think the AI has done a better job running Musk’s Twitter account than he ever did,” said one Twitter user. “It’s always on point, never makes spelling mistakes, and doesn’t get into pointless arguments with other users. Plus, it’s not like Musk doesn’t have more important things to worry about, like saving humanity from climate change and building a city on Mars.”
In the end, only time will tell what the fallout from this revelation will be. But one thing is certain: the world of social media will never be the same again.
With Johnny Depp’s current predicament, Pirates of the Caribbean 6 is up in the air. Depp’s iconic role of Jack Sparrow is the heart of soul of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. No more Jack Sparrow lands this upcoming film in a tough spot. Depp packed theaters with his quirky, charismatic pirate persona. Nonetheless, the producers and writers of the film are coming up with a new spin for Pirates 6 that won’t rely on Jack Sparrow. Fans are wondering, how could you still make this movie when the only entertaining part of the franchise is gone? What’s the point of this new movie if it’ll just be Pirates of the Caribbean with none of the content that made the previous movies enjoyable?
Pirates of the Caribbean 6 Will Focus on Modern Piracy
Modern day pirates have few similarities to those of the past. Piracy is the illegal sharing of others work. All content, such as movies, TV shows, music, e-books, and podcasts, can be pirated. The most successful example of piracy in recent day is Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is the most pirated TV show of all time, but it actually ended up helping the show’s commercial success. Nonetheless, pirating is known to be a practice that hurts the artists and official owners of the material.
That’s why Pirates of the Caribbean 6 will focus on the most famous piracy case ever. Napster, created in 1999, caused a revolution in MP3 music sharing. Why go out and buy the new Brittney Spears CD when you could download Napster and download the music for free? Napster did worry record labels at first. However, as the number of users and available, free music skyrocketed, it became obvious how much potential revenue was being lost. I won’t spoil the end of this story, since you’ll be able to watch the whole thing in Pirates of the Caribbean 6.
Other Pirates of the Caribbean stars have also found themselves in tough situations. What are your thoughts about this drastic change to the Pirates franchise? Will you see this new movie when it comes out?
Il Piantissimo is a strange character from Super Mario Sunshine. No one really understands what or who he is supposed to be. The game features a lot of strange characters, but Il Piantissimo takes the cake. The giant eel that needs his teeth cleaned and the mysterious owner of the Delfino Hotel have nothing on him. Even the horny boos aren’t as unsettling as the existence of Il Piantissimo. So what is he exactly? He looks to be a human wearing pianta closing. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. No one else seems to accept him or like him. He has a cocky attitude and wants to race Mario in the three worlds he appears in. So who is he exactly? Thanks to datamining we finally have our answer. After 18 years it is finally revealed that Il Piantissimo is indeed Orlando Bloom.
How Do We Know That Il Piantissimo Is Orlando Bloom?
Dataminers are now able to get a clear look under his Pianta head piece. The disguise can’t fool anyone anymore. The resemblance is uncanny. He has to be Orlando Bloom. The star was extra relevent and famous back in 2002 when Super Mario Sunshine released. This inclusion makes a ton of sense in hindsight. Back when the game released players would try to manipulate the camera to see underneath his disguise. There were plenty of theories, but no one ever figured it out for sure. No one knows if Orlando Bloom knows of this Easter Egg, or if he was involved at all. Hopefully the actor will appreciate the reference. If he doesn’t Nintendo might have an Ellen Page situation on their hands.
Why Did Nintendo Try To Mask This Wonderful Easter Egg?
Nintendo could have made Il Piantissimo wear a mask to hide his identity. Judging by this, it is easily possible Nintendo did not get permission to use his likeness. He looks way too much like Orlando Bloom for them to get away with this. It is obvious there could have been legal issues if they didn’t mask the character. This suggests that Orlando Bloom does not know about his appearance in the game. We hope he isn’t too angry, and we hope he finds out soon. We have been unable to get a response from Orlando Bloom himself. Please reach out to him and let him know of this Easter egg.
Il Piantissimo Unmasked. Clearly a reference to Orlando Bloom
Fans cannot wait for Spider-Man 3. The previous film, Spider-Man Far From Home ended on a major cliff hanger. No one knows what comes next for Peter Parker. His identity is now known to the world thanks to Mysterio. Now fans have been waiting patiently to see what comes next. Fans will have to wait though, as Spider-Man 3 is now delayed. The news is disappointing, as the wait is killing fans. The film was not delayed due to the current pandemic though. Spider-Man 3 is delayed due to Tom Holland suffering from an injury while filming.
Why Is Spider-Man 3 Delayed?
Tom Holland suffered a major injury while filming for Spider-Man 3. The actor fell during a parkcore scene involving a fountain. The surrounding areas were wet and it caused the actor to slip and fall as he was performing a flip. Tom Holland was under water with a head injury for about 7 minutes before anyone even knew it happened. He spent the night in the hospital, but now he is fine. Due to the injuries, filming will have to wait for a couple more weeks. The movie had only just started filming this week, but hopefully it is all smooth sailing after this.
What Comes Next For The Production?
The film was continue development as planned, but filming will have to wait a couple of weeks. The film is bringing in Doctor Strange to mentor Spider-Man. With all of the star power coming to Spider-Man 3, the stakes are high for the film. Spider-Man has a trilogy curse. Either the third movie is hater by fans, or the third movie never even reaches the start of production. This Spider-Man 3 has the chance to break the curse, but it is not off to a good start.
Are you excited for Spider-Man 3? Send Tom Holland some get well soon wishes on Twitter, and hopefully filming will resume next week. We will update the story as developments are made.
Donald Trump has amazed the world yet again. This time the President of the United States managed to completely destroy Covid-19 in only three days. This sounds impossible for someone his age, but Donald Trump has proved his strength once again. Now Realible World News has the exclusive interview with Donald Trump post-Covid.
Post-Covid Interview With Donald Trump
Dr. Williams: Good morning Mr. President. How are you feeling today?
Donald Trump: I am doing *coughs* great *coughs*, my apologies. Is there a cat in here? I might be allergic to cats. I am also allergic to democrats.
Dr. Williams: No sir, there are neither cats nor democrats in this room. We don’t allow cats on set, and we democrat proofed the windows ages ago.
How is the POTUS feeling post-Covid?
Donald Trump: *Coughs* Okay great, anyways. I am doing good thank you. Great even. Maybe better than ever. Most people take two weeks to recover from Covid, but I am not like most people. My DNA is 100% American, and Americans never quit. My antibodies fought around the clock and fought back Covid faster than the world has ever seen *coughs* *coughs again* *coughs for about three minutes* I feel better than ever. I think Covid gave me an excuse to finally rest. No one works harder than me. haven’t had a break in years. For me, work never stops. *coughs* I am working right now as we speak.
How Is Donald Trump 100% American?
Dr. Williams: Thank you for the update on how you are feeling. Anyways we had some questions for you. What exactly does it mean to be 100% American? When it comes to DNA this seems impossible. Was this an official DNA test?
Donald Trump: Correct. I took an official DNA test. *Coughs* The best DNA test in the world. Only someone like me even has access to a DNA test of this status. This DNA test is 100% accurate. *Coughs*
Still Donald Trump: I took the DNA test and my results didn’t say European, or Irish, or British, or cheeto man. My DNA test said American. Not only did it say American, it said 100% American. Big bold letters. *Coughs* You can’t miss it. A blind person could have seen how American I was. My results printed on a Chinese fortune cookie paper. That was all the paper required to print that one line of results. 100% American. 100% is an A. I aced the American test. I may be the first 100% American person registered, but if I am re-elected President of the United States, I know it will be because of other true Americans. They won’t be 100% American like me, but they will be close. *Coughs for 3 minutes*
Dr. Williams: Wow, that was quite the paragraph. I am glad you DNA test came back so positive. Good job on getting a perfect A.So It isn’t about your access to exceptional healthcare?
Donald Trump: No way. My health is a direct response to my American DNA *Coughs for 2 minutes* I didn’t even have to study for this test. Tests come easy for me. Never have I studied for anything. I get 100% on everything I do. Being an American is easy for me.
Dr. Williams: Wow you sure are patriotic. Is there anything else you would like to discuss other than how American you are?
About The Debate
Donald Trump: Yes. *Coughs* I wanted to talk about how non-American other people are. *Coughs*
Dr. Williams: Wow okay. That sounds like a great conversation. So Mr. President. Who do you think is un-American? Do you think Biden would have scored a 100% on the DNA test?
Donald Trump: No way. Biden would get a 0%. Biden could wear an ear piece and be fed the answers and he would still fail the American test. Biden’s DNA is basically Chinese. I don’t mean that as an insult to the Chinese, but as an insult to Biden. *Coughs* That man couldn’t be less American. When he told me to shut up, he told all 100% Americans to shut up. Him and Antifa are just a hate group for 100% Americans. America can’t be taken over by these American haters.
Dr. Williams: Wow. I am glad you are here to protect 100% Americans. I hope my DNA test comes back as American.
Donald Trump: No way. News reporters are never American. You are going to score a 0%. You are European at best. *Coughs* You wouldn’t last a day with Covid. *Coughs* This interview is over. I am too busy to stay and talk *coughs*.
Dr. Williams: Have a great day Mr. President. I would wish you well, but it is obvious that you are completely healed and do not need my support.
Donald Trump: *Coughs for 7 minutes*
Dr. Williams: Have a great rest of your week. Good luck next month.
Let us know what you thought about our Donald Trump Interview. Realible World News will try to get an other interview with the President of the United States in November.
Dr. Evil just made bail on an insane $1,000,000,000 bond. The super villain has been in prison since 2002. The bond took nearly 20 years to be paid, but luckily enough villains contributed to his gofundme campaign, which was created by Mini Me. The move seems political at best, and world devastating at worst. No one knows what to make of this shocking debacle. This villainous genius is impossible to rehabilitate. He has been given chance after chance, but he always has a new dastardly scheme up his sleeve.
What Does This Mean For Dr. Evil?
There are many theories about what Dr. Evil could do next.
Firstly, it is possible he will seek revenge. The super villain just spent 18 years behind bars. It is unlikely that he will have nothing but resentment against all governing bodies of the world. Secondly, it is possible he is a changed man. People may have donated to his gofundme in order to give him a second chance. Dr. Evil has plenty of fans, and many sympathize with the villain. Thirdly, it is possible that he will run for President of the United States. Being POTUS has always been a dream of his. A political enemy can never run for President of the United States, but there is a chance Dr. Evil will be completely pardoned by Donald Trump. If he is pardoned, he will be able to run for president.
Lastly, it is possible this is all just a publicity stunt for Austin Powers 4. This would be exciting, as Austin Powers may be the only one that can save 2020.
Let us know what you think about Dr. Evil making bail. Do you think he deserves freedom? Or do you believe an evil genius can never truly change? We will update the story as it develops.
Sakurai is a genius in the world of gaming. The man has created Kirby, Super Smash Brothers, and revived Kid Icarus. Each of these games had a touch of genius and creativity that nothing else could ever come close to. Sakurai has proven that he is in a league of his own, and that he is completely irreplaceable. Today we will be interviewing Sakurai about the latest Super Smash Bros DLC and more. Our Masahiro Sakurai interview has the exclusive juice on future DLC characters, thoughts on Steve in smash, and frustrations with the job.
Masahiro Sakurai Exclusive Interview
Dr. Williams: Hello Sakurai, and thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule to do this interview.
Sakurai: I didn’t take the time at all. I am working as we speak. I am using text-to-speech to communicate while I play as two characters at once.
Dr. Williams: Wow! That is incredibly impressive. I won’t waste any of your time then. Let’s get right into this. How do you feel about the reception of Master Chief coming to Super Smash Brothers?
Sakurai: Master Chief isn’t coming to Super Smash Brothers. We recently announced Steve from Minecraft, not Master Chief.
Dr. Williams: My apologies Sakurai. I heard a Microsoft legend was coming to Super Smash Brothers and I just assumed it was the legendary Master Chief. I think I even saw a photoshopped picture or something. Okay, so how do you feel about fan reception to Steve of mindcraft coming to Super Smash Brothers?
Fan Reception To Steve In Super Smash Brothers Ultimate
Sakurai: Minecraft, but yes the fans were incredibly ungrateful. No one seems to appreciate the work that went into changing every character and every stage to allow Steve’s block placing ability. If I had to do all of this work to add Geno, I am sure their would be headlines praising my hard work.
Dr. Williams: This seems incredibly unfair to you. The hard work you put into every title you work on is a testament to your abilities. Is it possible that you just make it look so easy? We know it isn’t easy, but it is likely that fans just don’t realize the monumental amount of work you pull off.
Sakurai: No way. They don’t care regardless. If Steve was a highly requested character by the hardcore fan base, they would have said I didn’t do enough. The ravenous fans would have said I did him an injustice. They would have asked that I design a fully open work with endless building customizations. My hard work is being under appreciated exclusively due to fans being butt hurt.
Dr. Williams: Why are these fans so butt hurt?
Sakurai: I believe many are butt hurt by Nintendo’s choice because it seems too political. Meaning, they believe Nintendo just wanted to money Steve and Minecraft can bring. These fans aren’t wrong though. That is exactly why Steve is in Super Smash Brothers.
Dr. Williams: Really? There is no real other significant reason?
Sakurai: Nope. It isn’t his legacy, or fan requests, or even moveset potential. It is literally just for money, and I had to rework every character and stage to make it happen.
Why There More Third-Party DLC Characters Than First-Party
Dr. Williams: Why would Nintendo not just have you add more of their own characters? They are all so charming and iconic, and have clearly defined traits with strong moveset potentials.
Sakurai: I think Nintendo is well aware that their characters don’t make money. Who would pay for Funky Kong or Hades? One of the 17,000 people who played Tropic Freeze or Kid Icarus Uprising? I wanted Hades in because I love Kid Icarus. Nintendo loves money more than I love Waddle Dee though, so my characters will likely never see the light of day.
Dr. Williams: Wow that is depression. Waddle Dee, Hades, and Funky Kong are my top requested characters. I guess I will just sit back and hope for my favorite third-party characters.
Sakurai: Don’t get too excited. The next four are just as triggering as Steve. I dread my job every day. I hope I make it to the end of 2021.
Dr. Williams: Wow, well thank you so much for your time. I wish you the best of luck.
Sakurai: Thank you very much for letting me vent. Have a lovely day.
You can watch the announcement video for Steve down below:
Did you enjoy our Masahiro Sakurai interview? We anticipate the release of future Super Smash Brothers Ultimate DLC. Let us know in the comments what you think about Steve from mindcraft being in Super Smash Brothers. Also let us know who you hope to see as the last four third-party characters. We hope to interview Masahiro Sakurai again in the future.
Rick Moranis is one of the most beloved celebrities of all time. The following statement is why it is so shocking to report that Rick Moranis has been randomly punched while roaming the streets. Bystanders report seeing Captain Falcon flee the scene of the crime. Is it possible that Captain Falcon is the culprit? Captain Falcon is a beloved Nintendo character and a popular Super Smash Brothers Veteran.
Why Would Captain Falcon Punch Rick Moranis?
If the rumors are to be believed, than Captain Falcon may be having another episode. Back in 2001 during the interview tours for Super Smash Brothers Melee a similar issue occurred. Captain Falcon falcon punched a disgruntled fan. The attack was regarding a fan showing disapproval upon leaks suggesting Captain Falcon would be returning. The fan was hoping that Ridley from Metroid Prime would be joining the roster. The fan sued Captain Falcon after the attack. The lawsuit costed Nintendo millions, and Captain Falcon has been returning to the brawl just to pay his bills.
Being a race car driver wasn’t paying the bills, and Captain Falcon has been juggling two jobs ever since. The main reason racing didn’t work out for Captain Falcon is that there has only been two F-Zero games in the last three decades. Captain Falcon is desperate for work and frustrated. Captain Falcon hasn’t had any public fights since 2001, but after 19 years the fighter/racer could have relapsing. If Captain Falcon Punched Rick Moranis, he could be sued yet again. This could secure his devotion to appearing in Super Smash Brothers for the rest of his life. Hopefully Captain Falcon is doing well mentally, and we hope Rick Moranis has a speedy recovery.
Let us know what you think about the rumor. Is Captain Falcon innocent? No statement has been made as of yet. We will update the story as appropriate.
The First Presidential Debate was a doozy, but it isn’t too late for Bernie to win. In celebration of the debate, Nintendo’s Sakurai will be hosting an event October 1st to announce a new character. Sakurai has long awaited his opportunity to turn American politics by using his popular game. Bernie for smash has been trending for years, but could it be he is finally joining the brawl?
Spoiler alert for anyone who hopes to keep the surprise in tact. Don’t read any further if you hope for a surprise tomorrow.
The character Sakurai will announce is none other than Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders was previously a contender for front-runner of the democratic party, but now Bernie has a chance to come back on top. In a move that can only make people think about the WWE, Bernie will rush in by the second debate in efforts to save the day. Sakurai is inspired by his drive and strong will. It was effortless for Sakurai to come up with a move set for the Vermont Senator. After the 3 minute announcement trailer, Sakurai will share his thoughts on Bernie Sanders, and he will showcase his move set.
What Is Bernie Sander’s Move Set In Smash?
Sakurai put a lot of thought into his move set. Bernie’s up-special is air force 1. Bernie will jump in his new presidential jet and will fly to the top of the screen. His side-special involves Bernie running at mach speed straight though his opponent. His standard-special is strangely a falcon punch clone, but it looks great so we approve. The down-special involves Bernie hulk smashing the floor. The move looks and feels great. It is easy to imagine that Bernie is actually capable of this power. Lastly, Bernie’s final smash steals the show. It is cinematic in nature and shows a presidential debate going on. Bernie then crashes the debate, runs up the stage, and beats all characters with a chair. The debaters are other characters involved in the match. The possibilities are endless for character combinations. Seeing Ness and Wolf debate is hilarious.
Bernie for smash has trended thousands of times since 2016, and fans are going to be ecstatic after his announcement tomorrow.
