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Donkey Kong Country: Storm The Capitol Announced For Nintendo Switch

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Donkey Kong is back, and it’s about time too! The first member of the DK crew hasn’t had a new game since 2014’s Tropical Freeze on the Wii U. While the Nintendo Switch did get a port of the aforementioned game, fans have eagerly awaited a more modern game. This is where Donkey Kong Country: Storm The Capitol really makes its mark. This game is so up-to-date that the entire plot is based off of a political event from January 2021. That is about as modern as a game can get. Nintendo revealed all the juicy details in their longest Nintendo Direct to date.

What Is Donkey Kong: Storm The Capitol?

In ‘Storm The Capitol’, Funky Kong takes the frontlines. After Funky Kong discovers a conspiracy for voter fraud, he jumps in his Funky Airlines plan and heads to Washington D.C., the capitol of America. With some help from some new friends, Funky Kong storms the capitol in the couch co-op game of the decade. The game promises to have the zany humor typically found within the Donkey Kong Country series but turned up to 11. Fans are excited, and they cannot wait to get their hands on this game.

Why Is Funky Kong The Star Of The Game?

In previous Donkey Kong Country titles, a different main character was chosen to headline the next installment of the franchise. The additional ‘Funky Mode’ found within Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze in hindsight was a clear indicator of Funky Kong becoming a new main protagonist. Funky Kong makes sense to star in a game about the capitol riots, as he was recently exposed as an extreme Conservative.

What do you think about Donkey Kong Country: Storm The Capitol? Are you excited to finally get your hands on a new Donkey Kong game? Let us know in the comments.

Funky Kong Canceled

Funky Kong Canceled After Being Outed As A Conservative

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Everyone loves the DK crew. From successful platforming video games, to iconic rap intros, the crew has always found success. However, one member of the DK crew is now being canceled. Last night, Diddy Kong revealed on Twitter that Funky Kong went on a political rant in support of current United States president Donald Trump. The rant was mostly due to Funky Kong’s business. The pro-American ape owns an armory. The armory has been closed for 6 months now, and the financial lose has been too much to take. This rant has caused an uproar on Twitter, with most users coming to Diddy Kong’s defense over the reveal. Funky Kong is now being canceled, and his business will now only suffer more.

Why Did He Start Ranting In The First Place?

Funky Kong is reportedly a die-hard Conservative. He can’t afford for guns to be banned shortly after he can open up shop again. Funky Kong plans to vote for whoever will keep guns on the market. In his shop, Funky Kong sells coconut guns, peanut pistols, feather crossbows, grape shooters, pineapple launchers, and boot bazookas. Nearly all of these items will be banned if the United States becomes taken over by the Democrats.

Is Anyone Defending Funky Kong From Being Canceled?

Some patriot accounts have since defended Funky Kong, but most seem to be bots. Any account that comes to Funky Kong’s aid is just a name, last name, and is followed by random numbers. No public figure or public account seems to want to stand up for him. It is likely a difficult position to be in, as defending a canceled person could come back to bite you. Do you approve of this Conservative witch hunt in popular media? Let us know in the comments of this article if you are on Diddy Kong’s side, or if you are on Funky Kong’s side.