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Why Chris Wallace Won Tonight’s Debate

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One man clearly came out on top in tonight’s debate. Moderator Chris Wallace impressed the American public. He proved he could ask all the right questions, maintain a level head, and, most importantly, speak the loudest.

Donald Trump vs Joe Biden vs Chris Wallace

Tonight was the first of three debates before the election. Donald Trump and Joe Biden had a rousing, yet embarrassing, hour and half discussion. Neither of the two presidential candidates impressed the masses. Donald Trump continued his display of loud mouthed, short tempered arguing. Joe Biden continued stumbling through talking points he seemed completely oblivious about. Long story short, it was the debate people were expecting. The one big win that came out of the debate was Chris Wallace. Even those who aren’t fans of Wallace considered him to be a far more competent and better equipped candidate than Trump or Biden.

Reception to the Debate

One Trump supported said, “Wallace had such a way with words. He was able to shut Trump up better than Biden ever could. Maybe Wallace is the man we need in office.” One Biden supporter said, “I love Biden, but I think he almost fell asleep three of four times during the debate. Chris Wallace, on the other hand, seemed completely awake an competent. Perhaps Wallace will be the name I write in on election day.”

It’s unknown what impact this will have on November’s election. Wallace’s fanbase grew significantly after his masterful moderation of tonight’s debate. Fans hope that he will return as moderator in the next two debates, then maybe even achieve President of the United States. It seems Chris Wallace’s approval rate is through the roof. If he does win the election from write ins, it’s unknown if he would accept the presidency. Stay tuned, Realible World News will keep you updated on the coming debates and November’s big election.

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2020 Debates: Chester Cheetah Versus Pinocchio In The Epic Battle To Rule America

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Who would win in a fight? A whacky corporate cartoon cheetah or a clueless puppet with deteriorating health? This is what the 2020 debates have come down to, and the United States couldn’t be more excited. For months Americans have anticipated the epic battle between Chester Cheetah and Pinocchio. Tensions are higher than ever, and fans of both side seem to hate their opponent more than they like their mascot. Tonight on television the 2020 debates will air, and chaos will surely run rampant live on television. Neither mascot is expected to show any knowledge or any class. Chester Cheetah is prone to acting cocky and belligerent during debates, and Pinocchio is known for getting caught up in his own confused lies.

How Did The 2020 Debates Come Down To An Inexperienced Cartoon Cat And A Clueless Puppet?

This debate may seem confusing to people outside of the Unite States, but this is actually quite normal. Every four years the debates come down to the last two people that ever should have been given this platform. No one quite knows how either debater has any fans at all, not even the fans themselves. It is as if they are all just in too deep, and everyone doubled down on their beliefs instead of admitting that they were ever wrong. The logic seems faulty, but the fans are willing to fight to the death during this epic battle.

Who Will Win?

It is hard to believe that Pinocchio could ever stand a chance in a debate. The confused puppet not only seems lost, but he also could be on drugs. He refused to take a drug test despite even minimum wage workers are forced to all the time. While Chester Cheetah can talk out of his cocky ass and deliver to his fans, it is unlikely that he will gain any more respect after the debates. Even if the cheetah wins, it will not change his popularity. He is already drastically disliked, and we are positive that this trend will only continue after the 2020 debates conclude.

Who are you siding with? Come back after the debate and let us know who you think won.