Basketball

The Suns vs Heat couldn’t possibly be real. The sun creates heat, so how could they possibly fight each other? The answer is that they can’t. What is the number one producer of heat? Spoilers, it’s the Sun. Since this is the case, there’s zero chance of the heat rebelling and trying to challenge the Sun. That’s like a drove of pizzas trying to attack the Italian Paisano who made them. The pizzas wouldn’t dare disrupt the natural order of things and hurt their maker. Also, the Paisano could effortlessly destroy these pizzas. Therefore, the Suns vs Heat is unrealistic and total B.S. Why do people seem to care about this stupid confrontation?

What the Suns vs Heat battle could look like.

Let’s put on our stupid caps and pretend like this confrontation could happen. Here’s how the battle plays out.

PHASE 1: The heat starts feeling like it’s underappreciated by those who use it. Since it’s summer, people hate the heat and are sick of it. Also, with global warming being frowned up, heat faces a huge amount of backlash. Heat becomes disgruntled and bans against the Sun.

PHASE 2: The Heat come to the realization that enough is enough. The Sun isn’t taking its threats seriously, which further upsets the heat. Now that the heat feels unappreciated by the sun and the Earth, it’s is angry and has reached the tipping point.

PHASE 3: The heat attacks. Instead of traveling to Earth, the heat turns around and charges back toward the Sun. Little does the heat know, this attack only contributes to the power of the Sun. The Super Power Sun is now stronger than ever.

PHASE 4: A tragic, unexpected side effect happens, the Earth faces mass extinction due to the heat u-turning and never reaching the planet. The heat’s efforts were useless, and the Sun continues to thrive. the Suns vs Heat battle was a failure.