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Amazing Poodle Haircuts: The Best Hairstyles For Your Boujee Pup

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Are you sick and tired of your Poodle looking like a forgotten dust bunny? Those days are over. With a big enough purse and a skilled enough groomer, you could finally have a boujee pup. These are the most amazing poodle haircuts as rated by professionals.

The Best Boujee Poodle Haircuts

The MAGA

The MAGA Cut

This hairstyle SCREAMS boujee. No one will assume you make less than a million a year if your Poodle has the MAGA cut. The dog might as well be holding a deed to your Newport Beach, California beach front property. This haircut basically reads as a bank statement. If you want an amazing Poodle haircut that shows off your status, this is the haircut for you.

The Minecraft

A Standard Minecraft Poodle
A Toy Minecraft Poodle

The Minecraft cut is perfect. The cube like shape is perfect for boujee families. If your Poodle has this cut, everyone will know how stylish and unique your tastes are. These are the tastes of an absolutely aristocrat. It doesn’t matter which version of the Minecraft cut your Poodle has. Your Poodle is guaranteed to be the center of attention. If your Poodle is the center of attention, then so are you.

The Pastel Pride

The Pastel Pride Cut

One of the most boujee cuts on the list is the Pastel Pride Cut. This haircut is basically a walking fashion statement. It is the most flamboyant on the list, but flamboyancy goes hand-in-hand with fashion. Your Poodle will get instagram famous nearly immediately if you give it this pastel cut. This is just one of the many amazing haircuts that can get your dog the attention you crave.

The Hybrid

The Hybrid

This haircut is the most attention grabbing of all. Nearly everyone will do a double take when this boujee pup walks by. If a normal Poodle isn’t boujee enough for you, a Poodle Octopus hybrid should do it. Taking an octopus on a walk is a sure way to get a ton of attention. This is one however, is one of the more difficult haircuts to pull off. The cut is not complete without separate attachable tentacles. If this isn’t a problem for you, we highly recommend getting the Hybrid cut.

Why Would Someone Get One Of These Amazing Poodle Haircuts?

While some people might not understand the perks of these boujee haircuts, the fashionable will. If these haircuts don’t appeal to you, it is possibly a personal problem. These haircuts are guaranteed to get you attention. It would be a mistake to miss out on all that dopamine inducing attention.

What did you think about these amazing Poodle haircuts?? Are you going to get your Poodle one of these cuts? Let us know in the comments.

What Are Pugs?

What Are Pugs? Science Suggests They Are Aliens From Space

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What exactly are Pugs? Previously it was believed that they are a breed of dog. New data suggests that Pugs are actually aliens from space. No one knows how or when they got on Earth. Most people accept them and love them for what they are. It is unknown how humans will respond to the fact that Pugs are aliens. Science suggests that they are aliens due to their unique skeleton and biology. Pugs do not make sense as habitants of Earth. The Pug struggles to breathe due to their facial shape, but this might not have been a problem on their home planet. Science suggests that Pugs are from a planet with a higher concentration of oxygen. Too much oxygen can be fatal, so the Pug evolved to absorb less oxygen into its nasal cavity.

So How Did Pugs Get To Earth Then?

This is the part that not even Science can reveal. There are plenty of conspiracies about aliens previously visiting Earth. The most popular of these theories involve aliens being the constructors of the Pyramids. Perhaps aliens left the Pug on Earth during this time. If Pugs are the canines of another planet, it is safe to assume that the canines from this planet all share similar features. Aliens leaving them on Earth is the main theory supported by the online community, but many more theories could arise in the near future.

Are They Still Considered Dogs?

While it seems like Pugs are hardly a conventional breed of dog by Earth’s standards, they may be the standard on another planet. It is safe to assume that most canines from the Pug’s origin planet would share a similar build to the breed. While Earth can still consider the Pug a breed of dog, it would be wise to acknowledge and appreciate their origins.

What do you think about the Pug being from another planet? Do you think the theory holds weight? Let us know in the comments.

What Is A Coyote?

What Is A Coyote? The World Confused Over A Mammal

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What is a coyote? This is the million dollar question. It seems that no one knows what a coyote is anymore. Hundreds of tweets saying “coyote???” have been spawning all over the internet. We have no idea why everyone is so confused about coyotes, but we are hear to educate. In this article we will be talking about what a coyote is, and their diets, behaviors, and habitats.

What Is A Coyote?

They are a canine native to North America. Coyotes are smaller than wolves, and often flee at the site of a Human. Their diet consists of deer, rabbits, other rodents, and even some reptiles and fish. Coyotes are quite cowardly, and people often have a negative opinion of the animal. This has caused the animal to be portrayed as a criminal or deceptive in fiction. Coyotes have a decently small body size. Most coyotes fall within the range of 18 to 40 pounds. This is about the range of a small to medium dog. Their coats are often gray, and their tails are typically bushy.

What Is The Difference Between A Wolf And A Coyote?

While the wolf is a powerful asset in itself, the coyote is not as confident in its own prowess. This makes up part of why they are so scared and skittish. They do not have much confidence when alone. While the two species look similar, they aren’t that alike in behaviors and attitude.

Are Coyotes Dangerous?

There have only been 2 fatal coyote attacks in American history. While coyotes do avoid humans, they are responsible for a significant 60% of sheep deaths in America. Coyotes are not dangerous to humans, but they are to livestock and pets.

So Why Are Americans Talking About Coyotes So Much?

No one knows why Americans are so confused about coyotes. Some believe they are kidnapping people and children from Mexico and bringing them to America. This doesn’t make sense, and it sounds like old folklore.

Do you trust coyotes? Do you now feel educated about coyotes? Let us know in the comments.

photo-realistic pictures of dogs

Top 5 Photo-Realistic Paintings Of Dogs That Make You Say “This Isn’t A Painting, This Is Actually A Photograph Of A Dog”

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Art is incredible. Some artists are so talented, that their art looks like a picture. Today we will be showing off some of the best paintings of dogs in the world. These paintings are guaranteed to make you say “this isn’t a painting, this is just a photograph of a dog”. Here are the top 5 photo-realistic paintings of dogs.

The Top 5 Photo-Realistic Paintings Of Dogs. The Best Of All Time.

  1. Photo-realistic painting of Doug The Pug
http://www.dougthepug.com/

Doug the Pug is one of the most famous Pugs of all time. He has sold books, calendars, and even met Fall Out Boy. It is only fitting that Doug the Pug is also captured in one of the best photo-realistic paintings of all time.

2. Photo-realistic painting of Chewie The Pomeranian

https://www.instagram.com/hi_im_chewie/

Wow! This painting of Chewie the Pomeranian looks like a photograph. No one would believe that this is a painting. I am pretty skeptical myself, but the truth is in the details. Each stroke captures Chewie’s fluff perfectly.

3. Photo-realistic painting of Jiff the Pomeranian

https://www.instagram.com/jiffpom/

Chewie isn’t the only Pomeranian that deserves a famous painting. Jiff the Pom is one of the internet’s most famous dogs. This photo-realistic painting captured the unique cravings of Jiff the Pom. You can almost smell that burger.

4. Photo-realistic painting of Manny The French Bulldog

https://www.mannythefrenchie.com/

French Bulldogs are all the rage these days. In a more comical painting, Manny the Frenchie was painted wearing a bow tie and eating a cupcake. It is funny, but also incredibly creative.

5. Photo-realistic painting of Loki the Siberian Husky

https://lokithewolfdog.com/

Wow this painting is everything. The contrast between Loki’s blue and brown eyes makes this painting really stand out. Loki is the famous wolf dog from the internet, but in my eyes, he is the famous model of this photo-realistic painting.

Wow those were some incredible paintings. They look as if they were literally photographed straight from a camera. We couldn’t find the painters, but links to each dog’s personal website or Instagram is labeled under the paintings. This has been the top 5 photo-realistic paintings of dogs. Check back in every Friday for the next installment of Furry Fridays.

Seals Vs. Sea Lions

Seals Vs. Sea Lions, What Is The Difference?

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Seals and sea lions have been mistaken for each other for millenniums. Now Realible World News is here to once and for all explain the difference between seals and sea lions. Seals vs. sea lions is a difficult topic to grasp, but this article aims to clearly illuminate the difference between these two aquatic beasts.

Firstly, seals and sea lions have completely different ears. Seals have little holes on their head, and lacks a pinnae. The sea lion has a visual external pinnae that looks more like a tiny dog ear. Secondly, seals only have tiny front flippers, so seals can only flop on the floor once beached, and their flippers can only help guide their flops. Sea lions however, have longer flippers both in the front and back that can actually function as arms and legs. Lastly, the over all appearance between the two are very different. Seals are chunky and round creatures that nearly look like one continuous body. Sea lions on the other hand look more like aquatic dogs. Both creatures are similar in concept, but once you compare them side-by-side the differences are incredibly apparent.

Seals Vs. Sea Lions, Who Wins The Fight?

In an actual battle, the seal stands no chance. Sea Lions are more aggressive, mobile, athletic, and even have more bark than a seal. The bark of a sea lion is terrifying, and no one has ever been intimidated by a seal. Seals probably don’t even want to fight in the first place. Seals are chonky creatures that just want to chill and relax. Whether a seal is swimming or laying out on the beach, there is no way they have a single aggressive thought. I am partial to seals as they are so cute, but sea lions would definitely win a physical battle. In the seals vs. sea lions fight, there is only one clear winner. Strength isn’t everything though, so we will see which species goes extinct first. I anticipate the day seals are domesticated. I will protect them forever.

Chubby Bunny is a innocent game, this new version has parents screaming.

Chubby Bunny Challenge But With Live Tarantulas

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Chubby Bunny Challenge is a little tpo innocent. Competitively stuffing your mouth with marshmallows until one person reaches capacity. It’s a cute game that has only two confirmed fatal suffocations. Stuffing marshmallows in your mouth can be so much fun. They are sweet and squishy. This trend became viral on YouTube during the 2010s. Children across the country would mimic their favorite YouTubers and stuff their faces. Eventually the youth grew tired of this challenge. They decided it was too bland. The simplicity and safety of this game grew boring quickly.

Now With Tarantulas!

This new Chubby Bunny challenge is all about tarantulas. These giant, harry arachnids are surprisingly stuff-able. Kids all over the country began cramming these cute little friends in there mouth by the handfuls. Luckily, tarantulas generally have low toxicity to humans. Therefore, no kids have been harmed yet by the fun new game. The current record for Chubby Tarantulas is 15. It’s incredible that this 7 year old child was able to fit so many giant spiders in their mouth.

We were able to interview a couple children who participated in this viral trend. One said, “I eat bugs all the time. Stuffing these spiders in my mouth only feels natural. The marshmallows always made me nauseous, but so far I’ve beat all my friends at this new challenge.” This kids mom was horrified by this challenge. She is a tarantula breeder who needs these spiders to maintain the livelihood of her family. Now that her child gnawed on her two highest yield tarantulas, her family plans on filing for bankruptcy.

We all know how quick internet trends change. This new spider eating challenge changes the game and we can’t wait to see what the next hot new thing is. We hope it’s as awesome as toddlers biting tarantulas.

Bindi Irwin's pregnancy comes a surprise. The father is an even bigger shock.

Bindi Irwin’s Pregnancy: Who the Dad is Will Shock You

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Bindi Irwin’s pregnancy comes as a big surprise. After 5 months of marriage, Mrs. Irwin made an Instagram announcement that she was expecting. Bindi’s mother, Terri Irwin, expressed her excitement. However, it is a shame that the late Steve Irwin couldn’t be around to be the wonderful grandfather he would have been. Nonetheless, the world is sharing in the excitement for this baby. Bindi has many years under her belt as a TV personality and a wildlife conservationist. Her dad and mom both had careers in the same field. This new baby will have big shoes to fill. No pressure “Baby Wildlife Warrior,” as Bindi called her fetus. Even more shocking than Bindi Irwin’s pregnancy announcement is who the father is…

Bindi’s Baby Daddy

Although Bindi has been happily married, there was a tragic crocodile incident that left Bindi pregnant with a crocodile’s baby. In an incredible rescue story, Bindi saved a crocodile from a tangled fishing net. A life threatening wrestling match took place between Bindi and the croc, but ultimately the crocodile was freed. Although it’s unknown how this crocodile impregnated Bindi in the process, she calls it “an act of God.”

Some think Bindi’s husband Chandler Powell is upset by this. However, we were able to get an exclusive statement from Mr Powell. “I think it’s kind of hot. A half crocodile half Bindi child is a dream of mine. I can’t wait to raise this little one into a full reptilian-human.” Mr Powell has taken the news extraordinarily well. Bindi is also excited to create this new species. “I have always helped preserve wildlife. You know, keep current species from going extinct and maintaining balance. This is my chance to shake things up and add something new to the world.”

As Bindi Irwin’s pregnancy develops, Realible World News will keep you up to date.

Mike Tyson vs. Jaws

Tyson VS Jaws Will Not Use Social Distancing

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Boxing is a barbaric sport that finds controversy often. The sport pits fighters against each other in a physical manner that often results in injuries. These injuries can last a life time. Boxing is a sport that pushes the envelop often, but has it gone too fair? Tonight we will see the first battle between shark and man. Tyson vs Jaws airs tonight at 9:00pm PST. The fight will feature Mike Tyson and A Freaking Shark going Toe-to-fin as they battle to the death. This brutal battle sounds insane, but that isn’t the shocking part. The battle will not feature social distancing. The controversial decision has riled up angered responses from health professionals and social conscious people alike. Will the fighters even wear masks? It is likely that they won’t.

Mike Tyson isn’t one to fight clean. He is famous for biting an opponent in the ear. Professionals in the boxing world believe it is only fair for Mike Tyson to fight another opponent that is prone to biting. Both fighters could be positive for Covid-19. A bite could be fatal due to the virus, and the stakes are higher than ever. Without social distancing measures being exercised, it is possible we will witness a fatal bite on live television.

How Can Tyson VS Jaws Become A Safe Environment?

Fans request that the fighters use robo arms. These arms would function similar to the ARMS from Nintendo’s new franchise “ARMS”. Mike Tyson refuses to use robo arms though. Mr. Tyson believes that if the shark doesn’t have to wear a mask than he doesn’t have to wear robo arms. The two opponents seem to be at an agreement that they are willing to accept the risks of the fight. Unworried fans anticipate the fight. These fans welcome the blood shed. The winner of the match will go on to fight Roy Jones Jr. in a few months.

Realible World News will be sure to update on the match, especially if there is massive bloodshed.

Lion Trainer

Lion Trainer Only Has Three Lions, So What Makes Him So Special?

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Lance Wataru of Japan is a renowned lion trainer, who is famous all around the region. This fame is a bit of an over exaggeration though, as he has only trained three lions. So what makes Lance so special? Lance may only have three lions, but they are three incredibly rare lions. Another critique towards Lance is that the three lions are exactly the same. Is it really special to have three copies of the same lion? The act is exhausting before the second lion even appears. Does anything else make up for this lack of originality? The answer is no. Lance only has three other animals trained, which brings his total amount to six. The other three animals he has aren’t even that special, and anyone could have one if they tried.

Is He Really A Lion Trainer If Only Half Of His Animals Are Lions?

Many enthusiasts argue that it is false advertising to market lions if only half of your animals are lions. If a zoo has more fish than wildlife, it should be called an aquarium. So why does Lance even call himself a lion trainer? Lions are massive crowd pleasers, and they are easy to advertise. Lance has lizards and fish, but Lions are much more interesting. Over sized fish and lizards are not entertaining in the slightest, and he is aware of this. Why he doesn’t just get more lions is beyond me. Perhaps Lance doesn’t want more lions because he is incapable of training them. This is a popular theory regarding the potentially fraudulent lion trainer.

Has Lance Every Proved His Capabilities?

Television hosts have challenged Lance to showcase his abilities on live television, but he has declined every invitation. Rival lion trainers have offered Lance baby lions to train, but he has declined those challenges as well. Lance could be a fraud, but only time can tell if he will ever prove himself.

Realible World News will be sure to keep an eye out for Lance, and we will update this story if he ever proves himself a true lion trainer.

New Orleans Pelicans have be declared Extinct

The New Orleans Pelicans Declared Extinct

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New Orleans’ economy has been utterly destroyed since the famous The New Orleans pelicans have suddenly gone extinct. The pelicans, once masked ended up all dying. The pelicans died in multiple masked related incidents. Some individuals beat and killed pelicans while trying to mask them. Other pelicans suffocated because of the masks. Furthermore, some of the masks slipped upward over the eyes of pelicans and blinded them. The blind pelicans flew into buildings until they died. The New Orleans floods don’t even compare to this major disaster. The city is in financial ruin, and business and government officials are scrambling to pick up the pieces.

Where does New Orleans go from here?

The businesses are evacuating this ghost town. The New Orleans pelicans’ extinction might be the final nail in the coffin for this city. Major economic reforms are currently in the works. The pelicans are a crutch the city has relied on for decades. Meanwhile, new tourist attractions are being discussed. Crocodiles and alligators are two potential replacements, but they come with too many safety risks. In addition, attempts to make robotic pelicans and papier-mâché pelicans have failed. Technology hasn’t reached the point of convincing pelican substitutes. Construction of a 100 foot pelican memorial has begun. Businesses are hoping that tourists will visit New Orleans to see this monument, but it certainly lacks the appeal of the elegant pelicans.

In Remembrance of the New Orleans Pelicans

Dear the New Orleans Pelicans, the city and its patrons will always remember you. Your exquisite appearance and graceful flights brought a special calmness to the city. The hustle and bustle needed a beautiful entity to balance it. Now that you, the precious New Orleans pelicans, have made the great migration to heaven, the city misses you more than ever. I hope you find tasty fish and eternal peace.

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