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Bring Me The Horizon Accused

Bring Me The Horizon Accused Of Stealing From Limp Bizkit AGAIN

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Bring Me The Horizon? More like Bring Me The Bizkit. The band cannot seem to stop stealing content from Limp Bizkit. This time Bring Me The Horizon is being accused of taking a vocal melody from Fred Durst. The song in question is called “Kingslayer”. The original vocal run from Limp Bizkit can be found in their renown hit “Rollin'”.

Why Is Bring Me The Horizon Being Accused Of Stealing From Limp Bizkit?

The new Bring Me The Horizon EP “POST HUMAN: SURVIVAL HORROR” released last weekend. We did a track-by-track review of the album. One thing we forgot to note was that the track “Kingslayer” has many similarities to Limp Bizkits “Rollin'”. While Kingslayer is very different in style than anything Limp Bizkit has ever done, the resemblance is there. While the delivery is very different, it seems that Bring Me The Horizon’s Oli Sykes has been listening to too much Limp Bizkit. Fans believe that the vocalist may have utilized one of Fred Durst’s vocal lines.

Kingslayer Vs. Rollin’

In Kingslayer, Vocalist Oli Sykes delivers the crushing lines “get the fuck up, wake the fuck up, wipe the system and back the fuck up. ” Upon reading the lyrics out as presented, it is almost guaranteed you read it in Fred Durst’s iconic voice. This is because fans have pointed out that this line sounds eerily similar to “Rollin'”. In the track, Fred Durst’s brutally spits out “So where the fuck you at punk? Shut the fuck up, and back the fuck up, before we fuck this track up“. The flow is nearly exactly the same. While Fred Durst masterfully raps the lines with an aggressive rasp, Bring Me The Horizon’s Oli Sykes death screams the line. The style is different, but the resemblance of the melody is uncanny. Check it our for yourself.

Bring Me The Horizon – Kingslayer: Timestamp: 1:49
Limp Bizkit – Rollin’: Timestamp: 1:29

Limp Bizkit fans are not happy about the similarities found in “Kingslayer”. No one knows if the band was merely referencing Limp Bizkit, or trying to pass the vocal run off as one their own.

Fans have also pointed out that Kingslayer also features a breakdown. Limp Bizkit made breakdowns popular in the 90’s. Their smashing song “Breakstuff” features a brutal breakdown, which only adds to the similarities between Limp Bizkit and Bring Me The Horizon. Check out the breakdown below.

Limp Bizkit – Break Stuff: Timestamp: 1:15

When Was The First Time Bring Me The Horizon Was Accused Of Stealing From Limp Bizkit?

Bring Me The Horizon had an eerily Limp Bizkitesque riff featured in their last album. Their album “AMO” featured the song “Wonderful Life”. The track is a bouncy nu-metal track and also second promotional single for the album. The whole track sounds like it was written for Limp Bizkit, and people noticed. One would think Bring Me The Horizon would avoid any chance of being compared to Limp Bizkit here on out, but supposedly they did not. You can check out the song below and listen for yourself whether or not you hear the influence of Limp Bizkit.

Bring Me The Horizon – Wonderful Life: Timestamp: 0:35 and beyond

What do you think of the Bring Me The Horizon controversy? Do you think there accusations are fair? Or do you think the similarities are merely coincidental? Let us know in the comments.

Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil Makes Bail On Insane $1,000,000,000 Bond

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Dr. Evil just made bail on an insane $1,000,000,000 bond. The super villain has been in prison since 2002. The bond took nearly 20 years to be paid, but luckily enough villains contributed to his gofundme campaign, which was created by Mini Me. The move seems political at best, and world devastating at worst. No one knows what to make of this shocking debacle. This villainous genius is impossible to rehabilitate. He has been given chance after chance, but he always has a new dastardly scheme up his sleeve.

What Does This Mean For Dr. Evil?

There are many theories about what Dr. Evil could do next.

Firstly, it is possible he will seek revenge. The super villain just spent 18 years behind bars. It is unlikely that he will have nothing but resentment against all governing bodies of the world. Secondly, it is possible he is a changed man. People may have donated to his gofundme in order to give him a second chance. Dr. Evil has plenty of fans, and many sympathize with the villain. Thirdly, it is possible that he will run for President of the United States. Being POTUS has always been a dream of his. A political enemy can never run for President of the United States, but there is a chance Dr. Evil will be completely pardoned by Donald Trump. If he is pardoned, he will be able to run for president.

Lastly, it is possible this is all just a publicity stunt for Austin Powers 4. This would be exciting, as Austin Powers may be the only one that can save 2020.

Let us know what you think about Dr. Evil making bail. Do you think he deserves freedom? Or do you believe an evil genius can never truly change? We will update the story as it develops.

Otter Pops

Otter Pops Vs. The Earth, The War Between Delicious Treats And The Earth’s Survival

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Depression grows in the brain once one no longer gets dopamine from eating Otter Pops. Each child eats an average of 48 Otter Pops a week. The brain gets such a rush of dopamine from this addiction, that going cold turkey has irreversible effects. Adults without depression are just adults who either never stopped eating Otter Pops, or ones who rediscovered them later on. Environmentalists are trying to ban products that use an excess of plastic, and Otter Pops use a hell of a ton. This sounds like a noble cause, but the brand will not survive if they are unable to be sold in mass quantities.

What Happens If Otter Pops Are Banned?

Rates of depression will increase exponentially. Otter Pops are the last bastion in the fight against depression. Is the Earth’s health worth damaging the mind and well-being of its inhabitants? This is a controversial issue with pros and cons to each side. No matter where you stand, it is easy to see why these treats are so essential. The product is basically more essential than water. Imagine banning water.

Some believe that humans are not the top priority of the Earth. Human depression doesn’t matter to the Earth. The Earth is a vengeful host that doesn’t care if its inhabitants are miserable. If the Earth doesn’t care about us then it is only fair humans prioritize their addiction to Otter Pops. Being pro Otter Pop doesn’t mean you hate the Earth, it just means you want to enjoy life a bit. Perhaps one day a genius will invent a way to use the huge amount of wasted plastic for good. Until then, the Earth will just have to be a casualty in our war against depression.

What Can We Do To Save The Earth?

We can’t do anything it seems. The only way to save the Earth is to play dumb and pretend nothing is wrong in the first place. It is difficult to create these mental blocks, but they work out well in the long run. Ignorance is bliss. By pretending nothing is wrong, you can guarantee your own feelings of safety.

Are you pro Otter Pops, or are you pro Earth? Let us know in the comments which you prefer.

Spider-Man PS5 Update

Spider-Man PS5 Update Has Fans Thinking That Peter Parker Looks Exactly Like John Mulaney

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Peter Parker has had many different looks throughout the history of Spider-Man media. He has had three live action actors, countless animated versions both 2D and 3D alike, and even several video games. It is hard to imagine what the ideal version of Peter Parker is, but fans did admire his look in Insomniac’s Spider-Man PS4. Now Spider-Man PS5 is coming, and the gaming studio has updated Peter’s appearance yet again. Fans can’t help but complain. The Complaints make sense, as Peter’s design was great. What mainly bothers these disgruntled fans is that the Spider-Man PS5 update changed Peter to look exactly like John Mulaney.

The choice is very random, but Insomniac refuses to comment on the similarity. It is highly unlikely that this is a coincidence. John Mulaney has been very popular lately. Insomniac likely wanted to cash in on his hype. The comedian has been dream casted as Spider-Man for years, and Insomniac clearly took inspiration.

Why Would The Spider-Man PS5 Update Even Change Peter’s Appearance?

Spider-Man PS5 is bringing the character into a whole new environment. Next gen consoles aim to achieve new graphical heights, and this called for big changes. First, Insomniac claims that Peter was updated to better suit this technological and graphic jump. Next, the studio also exclaimed that the new face model fits the voice actor better. Lastly, the voice actor Yuri Lowenthal claimed that his face shape was what caused the change. No one is sure which reason is the real one, if any. Fans speculate that the studio just wanted to use John Mulaney’s likeliness. The change has fans upset. No reason can justify changing the much beloved look of Peter Parker.

Only time can tell if fans will learn to love and accept the new Peter Parker. John Mulaney is the perfect Peter Parker, but he cannot replace the one we already learned to love. Comment down below your thoughts on the new Peter Parker.

Stylebender disrespect

UFC 253 Highlight: Stylebender Rawdogs Costa Live On Television

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The UFC has showcased some brutal performances throughout the years. Now, as of last night, audiences witnessed the most intense conclusion to a UFC fight in history. This UFC 253 Highlight is unforgettable. Immediately after a crushing TKO, “Stylebender” Israel Adesanya rawdogs Costa live on television.

The move was similar to what one can see in online gaming. It isn’t enough to defeat your opponent physically, you have to emotionally destroy them to. In Call of Duty and World of Warcraft alike, it is very common to teabag your opponent after defeating them. For those who aren’t aware, teabagging is the art of putting one’s testicles on their opponent. Teabagging often occurs on the face. Additionally this can also be a love tap from behind. The Stylebender utilized the second option. Israel came down with two crushing pelvic thrusts right upon his opponent Paulo Costa’s behind. The move has been controversial, but one thing that is agreed upon is that it was absolutely brutal.

Stylebender Ragdogs Costa. What Does This Brutal Finish Mean For The UFC?

No one knows yet if dramatic finishes will become more popular after the publicity of this finishing move, or if the concept will be banned immediately. Memes have been running rampant on the internet ever since the fight concluded, and this could spark a whole new trend in the UFC. The move was effective as it was disrespectful. In a sport where shit talking and intimidation is key, the Stylebender may have just tapped into a whole new avenue of intimidation. However many fans want more rawdogging on live television, and hopefully the fighters are ready to bring it. Will the UFC continue to air live rawdogging on television? Or will they create a more sexual spin-off. No one knows for sure however, but the possibilities are endless. If the Stylebender rawdogs even the undefeated Costa, could he rawdog anyone?

How did you feel after seeing the Stylebender rawdog Costa? Comment down below if you think the move was too inappropriate for television, or if you are excited to see more.

Chris Evans Leaks

Chris Evans Leaks Avengers Porn Parody: The Assvengers: Age Of Strap-On

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The Avengers may be on hiatus due to the pandemic of 2020, but Chris Evans now leaks new details on a whole new take on the super hero team. Chris Evans will produce, write, and star in the new Avengers porn parody “The Assvengers: Age Of Strap-On”. The parody will be the first X-rated film exclusive to Disney+. The film will only be loosely related to the canon of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but the actions within the film will be hard to forget about.

The parody will be filmed during quarantine by only having three people in the filming studio at once. This includes the two actors currently engaging in physical action, and the cameraman. Most scenes will follow this format in order for the film to safety continue production. If the pandemic comes to an end before filming wraps up, Chris hopes to include an “Avengers assemble” orgy scene at the climax of the film.

Why Did Chris Evans Leak The Upcoming Project?

Chris Evans was inspired by Ryan Reynold’s leaking of Deadpool. The actor assumes that the leak will spark interest from the fanbase. He hopes that fan created hype and word of mouth will cause the film to reach new record box office success for an X-rated film. Chris Evans started the leaks by posting behind-the-scenes footage of the set on his personal Instagram. Some fans thought it was an accident, but Chris Evans knew exactly what he was doing. The publicity caused by this event will carry the film to record breaking heights.

Why Would Anyone Ever Make Such A Film?

People are surprised this film is being made, but this should not surprise anyone. Chris Evans is famous for being a huge poon slayer. We interviewed Chris last month and asked him about his top tips to scoring major poon.

Chris Evan’s Secret Tips For Scoring Major Poon Exposed

It is highly likely that Chris Evans is exclusively making this film just as an excuse to bone his co-stars. The film is obviously a passion project to Chris, and we hope the best for him. The only way to see Cap with strap is to see Assvengers: Age of Strap-on when it arrives on Disney+ this Christmas.

Realible World News will be sure to review the film upon its release.

New Mutants Covid-19

Covid-19 Cases Reach Record Height Thanks To The Release Of The New Mutants

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Covid-19 had a recent spike in July despite four months of quarantine protocols taking place. Now in August a new spike is here. The new spike is all thanks to the New Mutants. New Mutants has caused record high increases in covid-19 cases. Ironic due to the nature of the film, the New Mutants has released to theaters. This has theaters forcing two to three viewers per showing to be closed into a single room. Luckily for the world, the movie is performing poorly, and this should slow down the spread of the virus. If the movie was a success, there would be hundreds more people infected with the virus. Two to three people per showing adds up fast though, and this can turn cities into disease ridden hell holes.

By How High Has New Mutants Increased Covid-19 Cases?

The film has caused Covid-19 cases to increase by at least 430% in most areas. This is astonishing as no movie is worth this increase; not even a good movie, and especially not a horrible movie. It is safe to assume that no one seeing New Mutants cares about themselves or others. If you would risk the death of your grandmother to see an outdated and forgettable Fox X-Men movie, then you might as well be a full fledged sociopath.

If the movie was good, like if this was Logan releasing, then it would be understood, but dying over New Mutants is unacceptable. Yesterday we released an article that lists much more acceptable dangerous activities to engaged in, and readers all agreed that each point was much more enjoyable than New Mutants. The article is embedded below.

New Mutants Is Not Only A Horrible Movie, It Is Also THE Lamest Way To Get The Corona Virus

New Mutants is likely to develop a breed of New Mutants in the real world at this point, and we don’t want to see this happen. The increase in Covid-19 cases is likely to mutate the human gene, and make the film a reality.

honkey offensive

Honkey Declared The First Offensive Word In History

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Donald Trump has officially made an executive order to declare “honkey” the world’s first truly offensive word. The law makes the word objectively an offensive word. There has been a lot of debate on what makes a word offensive, but for the first time there is official word. Some have considered the move to be a form of pandering. Donald Trump seems to be hoping to secure the honkey vote by passing this executive order. Democrats are likely to try and appeal the executive order. They claim that honkey is too damn fun to say, and that the word never harmed anyone. Far right wing conservatives state this is another double standard created by the liberals.

Is Honkey Even Offensive In 2020?

Honkey has never been such a hot topic. The word has become more obscure in recent years, but 2020 had a new resurgence. The word is a harsher take on b**mer, which is the first illegal word in history. To get around the b**mer ban, millennials are bringing back the honkey slur. A honkey is a Karen, and a Karen is a b**mer. Finally the increased use of the term “honkey” has caused Donald Trump to act. Additionally the President is working hard to keep his followers safe and sound.

There are three reasons why the H word is considered offensive. Firstly, the word is discriminating to old people. Karens have been trying to get rid of the terms b**mer and “Karen”, but not honkey is making a come back. Secondly, the word is used against a whole group of people. The MAGA crowd is upset that they are being categorized in a harsh way. Thirdly, the word just sounds bad. If a word sounds bad, it is bad.

Can I Say Honkey?

No one can say honkey any more. Donald Trump hopes this executive order is the start of a censored vocabulary. Additionally, the next bill is likely to increase the penalty. In a press statement, the President said that ideally every state would become an open-carry state. If someone uses the H word, it will be fair game to shoot. Leftist radicals are unhappy with this statement for some reason.

Realible World News will be sure to update the article if the executive order is repealed, or if developments are made.

Blockbuster Naughty Room

Blockbuster Will Finally Clean The Naughty Room In The Back

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Everyone is aware that Blockbuster is a dying brand. Only one more store exists and it will be turning into an airbnb. Upon announcement of this functionality shift, Blockbuster made a huge announcement. The naughty room will finally be cleaned . The room is a legendary spot. Nearly every teenager in the 90’s had their first sight of real nudity in the naughty room of Blockbuster. The room contained all the naughty videos that were not meant to be seen. Employees kept away from the room. This means the room was also kept away from the sanitation staff. The room has collected juices for nearly 40 years. The juices could have coalesced into a living creature and lived a full life by now. Unfortunately this isn’t the case. It has merely sat in the lonely room alone, collecting dust forever.

Blockbuster Had A Naughty Room?

If the news of a naughty room in Blockbuster surprises you, then you likely weren’t a teenager in the 90’s. It is nearly tradition to have lost your innocence in the back of the famous video rental store. 97% of current 40 year olds in 2020 report seeing nudity for the first time in the back of one of the stores. If this surprises you, it is likely you are either too old, too young, or too lame to have experienced this tradition. The tradition is a common talking point to current young adults. Every 90’s kid can bond over the common grounds they all share.

The cleaning of the room comes as good news to most, but not to all. Some fans feel betrayed over the announcement. Leaving your mark on the world is important to some people. This could upset some fans, as their mark will be gone forever. This is likely going to spark protests in attempt to save the historic mess.

Realible World News plans to update the story as it develops. We can see why both sides have such strong feelings, and we hope it ends well for both sides.

Chris Pratt Exposed

Chris Pratt Exposed, Reveals Most Christian Ways To Cheat

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Chris Pratt exposed! Chris Pratt is a Christian role model in Hollywood. He is considered an icon for his traditional American ways, and his unique brand of publicly broadcasting his religion. Chris Pratt has no shame, which is why he got engaged merely minutes after divorcing his ex. wife. Many fans defend Pratt. They say that he can do whatever he wants after being a religious man. Other fans weren’t so forgiving. These fans saw through the rouse and realized one thing. Chris Pratt cheated on his wife the Christian way. He may not have literally slept with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s daughter before the split, but he might as well have. He slowly planted the seeds of cheating well before the official split.

Pratt did this strategically, and we have the exclusive interview detailing the system. Chris Pratt exposed his secrets to staying out of the spotlight in a negative way, exclusively to Realible World News.

Chris Pratt Exposed: What Are His Christian Guidelines To Cheating?

The Guardian Of The Galaxy Star has Christian cheating down to a science. The man has made himself impossible to criticize and has immortalized himself as a godly man. We spoke with Chris Pratt who revealed his guidelines to Christian cheating. The guidelines are listed below, and are guaranteed to protect you from ridicule.

  1. Always mention God in your Instagram posts. If you divert the attention to God, you take it away from yourself.
  2. Put the blame onto the wife. Say she was too busy raising kids to raise another. Christians love having eight kids.
  3. Say that your popularity is rising and hers is falling. The media loves a positive story. Spin the news to highlight your own success.
  4. Explain that this is all God’s plan. God wants you to leave your wife and kids.
  5. Say that your wife and kids didn’t love God enough. Godless women and children don’t deserve a God fearing man.
  6. Replace your wife with a young hot woman, but never reveal that it is totally about appearances. God doesn’t want you to stay married to someone who’s youth is behind them.
  7. Prove your godliness by marrying the new woman immediately. This will prove that you are all about love and not hot celebrity sex.
  8. Never mention your wife or previous kids again. This can remind people that you abandoned them to begin with. If you just never mention them again, everyone will forget you ever had another family.
  9. Make sure you marry into a powerful family. If you marry into a famous and powerful family the headlines will focus on the upgrade factor.
  10. Keep mentioning God indefinitely. Cheating men don’t mention God. God will protect you forever.

Are The Guidelines Useful For Everyone?

Chris guarantees that if you follow these guidelines, you will be safe from blame forever. Even if you totally were the one who tore your family apart, you will never be blamed.

Realible World News will be sure to expose more celebrity secrets. Stay tuned for more guidelines to help you achieve success.

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