Shaman

Everyone is talking about Hunter Biden. The World of Warcraft Shadowlands pre-patch launched yesterday afternoon. This cannot be a coincidence. We can only assume that Joe Biden is playing the game, and that he rolled a Shaman. Hunters are a popular class because they command pets that can do damage and/or tank creatures. The class is easy to play which should appeal to Joe Biden. While Hunter Biden has been the talk of the town today, I think we can’t ignore the implications. If Hunter Biden is out there, Shaman Trump must also be lurking throughout Azeroth.

Why Is Everyone Talking About Hunter Biden?

Everyone is shocked that Joe Biden plays World of Warcraft. While it likely isn’t him playing, it still makes for interesting news. Like his Twitter, his WoW account is likely ran by someone more competent. Joe Biden is probably not even very high level, and he likely has a low gear score. The trade chat in World of Warcraft has been extra political lately. It is possible Biden is trying to capture these voters by advertising in WoW. This is actually a likely theory, as Joe Biden did advertise in Animal Crossing.

If The Democratic Nominee Is Playing World of Warcraft, Where Is Trump?

Our theory is that Trump is indeed playing World of Warcraft as well. If Hunter Biden wears mail, Trump must also wear mail. It is possible they are playing mail wearing characters to prime users for mail-in-ballots. The other mail wearing class is the Shaman. We are confident that Shaman Trump exists. Trump likely has an army of spam bots at his disposal. He utilizes this strategy on Twitter, but they are typically ignored immediately by users. We can imagine this is exactly how it will go in WoW too. Ideally the two candidates would duel in Orgrimmar. This would settle the Presidential Race of 2020 once and for all. In the Warcraft universe, Orc warchiefs duel in a battle called a Mak’gora. Hopefully on November 3rd we will see Hunter Biden and Shaman Trump duel once and for all.