It’s the most wonderful time of the year… and Slipknot is here to make it even more wonderful! That’s right, the heavy metal band known for their intense performances and aggressive music is releasing a Christmas album just in time for the holiday season.
Titled “A Merry Maggot Christmas,” the album will feature the band’s signature aggressive sound but with a festive twist, as it will be full of Christmas-themed bangers. Lead singer Corey Taylor says the album is “a way for us to bring some joy and metal to the holiday season.”
But What Does Corey Taylor Think About Christmas?
Corey Taylor had a lot of spirit to share about the Christmas album. “We’ve always been fans of the holiday season,” said Slipknot vocalist Corey Taylor. “There’s just something about the spirit of giving and coming together that resonates with us.”
The album’s first single, a metal version of “Sic (of Christmas),” is already causing a stir on social media, with fans praising the band’s unique attempt on creating their own classic Christmas song. “I never thought I’d hear a Christmas song with blast beats and chugs,” one fan wrote on Twitter.
Some Critics Are Unhappy With Slipknot’s Attempt At Christmas Music
But not everyone is happy about Slipknot’s foray into the world of holiday music. Critics say the band is trying too hard to be edgy and that their aggressive style doesn’t mesh well with the joyful spirit of Christmas. “It’s just a bunch of noise,” one critic wrote in a negative review of the album.
But Slipknot isn’t letting the haters get them down. They’re embracing the Christmas spirit and spreading their unique brand of holiday cheer. And who knows, maybe their Christmas album will become a new tradition for metalheads everywhere.
It’s Time For A Merry Maggot Christmas
So this Christmas, put on your favorite Slipknot shirt, pour yourself a cup of eggnog (mixed with Clown’s No.9 Rye Whiskey), and rock out to “A Merry Maggot Christmas.” It’s sure to be the most metal holiday season yet.
So get ready to mosh around the Christmas tree this year when the new Slipknot Christmas album releases. The album is set to be released on December 25, and will be available on all major music platforms.
A Merry Maggot Christmas Tracklist
Here is the tracklist for “A Merry Maggot Christmas:
Santasocial
Spirit of the Maggots
Naughty Not Nice
Spit It (The Eggnog) Out
Wait and Sleep (on Christmas Eve)
Christmas Time in Iowa
9 Days of Christmas
Sic… of Christmas
Christmas = Gifts
The Saint Nick Anthem
Before I Forget Christmas
A Merry Maggot Christmas
More Metal Christmas Albums
System of a Down released a Christmas album in 2020 titled “Jingle Bombs“. The album went on to go 5x platinum, so it is no surprise that Slipknot and other bands would follow their lead and release a Christmas album.
Here’s the thing though; System of a Down reunited for a Christmas album in full irony. The album was very satirical in nature and full of political messages and lyrics.
However, the masses have ignored the band’s message.
Americans are up in arms today as Netflix announces that it will not be releasing a new Squid Game Christmas special this holiday season.
For years, fans of the hit show “Squid Game” have been eagerly anticipating a special holiday episode, filled with the usual shenanigans and tomfoolery that have made the show a fan favorite. But in a shocking turn of events, Netflix has announced that it will not be releasing a “Squid Game” Christmas special, leaving fans devastated and furious.
“This is outrageous!” said one angry fan on Twitter. “I’ve been waiting for a Squid Game Christmas special for years, and now Netflix just goes and ruins it for everyone? Unbelievable!”
Americans Are Outaged At The Creators Of Squid Game
Others were equally as outraged, with many taking to social media to express their disappointment and anger. “I can’t believe this,” said another fan. “I was really looking forward to spending my Christmas morning watching Squid Game and now Netflix has ruined it all.”
But not everyone is upset about the lack of a Squid GameChristmas special. Some say that the show has simply run its course and that it’s time for Netflix to move on to other projects.
“I’m not surprised that there won’t be a Squid Game Christmas special,” said one former fan. “The show has been getting pretty stale lately, and I think it’s time for Netflix to focus on something new.”
Netflix Refuses To Release New Squid Game Content
Despite the backlash, it looks like Netflix is sticking to its decision not to release a new Squid GameChristmas special. So for now, fans will just have to settle for re-watching old episodes or finding something else to watch on Christmas morning.
In the end, it looks like the Grinch has won and there will be no new Squid Game Christmas special this year. But who knows, maybe next year Netflix will have a change of heart and give the fans what they want. Until then, we’ll just have to keep dreaming of a Squid Game Christmas.
This isn’t the first time Netflix stirred up controversy. Last year Realible World News conducted an interview with “Ozark” star Jason Bateman that ended up going haywire.
Tobey Maguire was recently spotted at Disneyland, grinning from ear to ear as he rode the “Jungle Cruise” attraction over and over again. According to sources close to the actor, Maguire only agreed to reprise his role as Spider-Man in “Spider-Man: No Way Home” if Disney would grant him unlimited access to the Jungle Cruise.
“Tobey is a huge fan of the Jungle Cruise,” said one source. “He’s been begging Disney to let him ride it as many times as he wants for years, and when they finally agreed, he jumped at the chance to play Spider-Man again.”
Maguire’s love of the Jungle Cruise is well-known among his friends and colleagues. In fact, many of them have reported seeing him riding the attraction multiple times in a single day, often with a childish glee that belies his 41 years of age.
“I don’t know what it is about the Jungle Cruise, but Tobey can’t get enough of it,” said another source. “He’s always talking about how much fun it is and how he wishes he could ride it every day.”
Despite the fact that many Disney fans consider the Jungle Cruise to be a somewhat outdated and unpopular attraction, Maguire remains undeterred. In fact, he has been known to brag to his co-stars about the deal he struck with Disney, often saying things like, “I’m the only one who gets to ride the Jungle Cruise as much as I want. Take that, Tom Holland!”
In the end, it seems that Maguire’s love of the Jungle Cruise has won out. He is back on the big screen as Spider-Man, and he will be able to ride the Jungle Cruise as often as he pleases. It’s a win-win for everyone involved, except maybe for the other Disney guests who will have to wait in line behind Maguire every time they want to ride the attraction.
Dwayne Johnson is reportedly upset that Tobey Maguire has unlimited access to the Jungle Cruise ride, as he only signed on to do the Jungle Cruise movie under the same negotiations. Only time will tell what the fallout of this deal will be.
In a shocking turn of events, it has recently been revealed that Elon Musk’s Twitter account has not, in fact, been run by the billionaire entrepreneur himself since 2011. Instead, the account has been fully automated and run by a sophisticated AI system.
The revelation came to light after a former intern at SpaceX, Musk’s private space exploration company, stumbled upon old code while going through some of the company’s archived files. The code, which was clearly labeled as “Twitter AI,” contained intricate algorithms and natural language processing techniques that were designed to mimic Musk’s distinctive writing style and behavior on the platform.
A Former SpaceX Intern Spills The Beans
The intern, who wished to remain anonymous, brought the code to the attention of the media, and it quickly caused a stir among the tech and social media communities. Many were shocked and outraged by the news, with some calling for Musk to be held accountable for his actions and for the AI system to be shut down immediately.
AI Experts Weight In On The Elon Musk Twitter Drama
However, not everyone was surprised by the revelation. Some experts in the field of AI and natural language processing pointed out that the use of such technology to automate social media accounts is not uncommon, and that Musk’s team may have simply taken it to the next level.
“It’s no secret that AI can be used to automate all sorts of tasks, including social media management,” said Dr. Sarah Jones, a leading AI researcher at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. “In this case, it appears that Musk and his team were able to train the AI system to not only post tweets, but also to engage with other users, respond to mentions, and even create its own content, all while maintaining the appearance of being a real person.”
Some Supporters Find The Positive In Elon Musk’s Use Of AI
Despite the controversy surrounding the revelation, some have come to Musk’s defense, arguing that the use of AI to manage his Twitter account has actually been beneficial.
“To be honest, I think the AI has done a better job running Musk’s Twitter account than he ever did,” said one Twitter user. “It’s always on point, never makes spelling mistakes, and doesn’t get into pointless arguments with other users. Plus, it’s not like Musk doesn’t have more important things to worry about, like saving humanity from climate change and building a city on Mars.”
In the end, only time will tell what the fallout from this revelation will be. But one thing is certain: the world of social media will never be the same again.
It is safe to say that the Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer was a huge disappointment. After countless delays, the highly-anticipated movie finally seems to be close to release. However, the hype was so hyperinflated that it became impossible to live up to it. The trailer was a massive disappointed, with most fans being left unsatisfied and pissed off. None of the rumored characters made an appearance. All we seem to have is Tom Holland. This is one of those circumstances where the leaks sounded better than the final product. So what went so wrong? Obviously Marvel doesn’t care about their fans at all.
The Spider-Man: No Way Home Trailer Is A Massive Disappointment
Literally nothing hype worthy can be found within the trailer. Goku was nowhere to be seen, and rumored star-Henry Cavill was completely absent from the video. Leaks suggested that Goku and Henry Cavill’s Superman would fight in Spider-Man: No Way Home, but now this seems unlikely. Concept art of Super Saiyan 10 Goku can be found on Google, but it seems like the new transformation will not debut in No Way Home. DC Comic fans were excited to see Henry Cavil’s Superman make a return to the big screen after the actor’s firing from Warner Brothers. It seems like Marvel screwed the Kryptonian pooch and failed to get him into the film. Hell, not even Osmosis Jones seems to be in the film!
Where Is Tobey Maguire?
The most disappointing part of this trailer is that there was no Roy Koopa at all. The fan-favorite Super Mario character was heavily rumored to play a major role in the film. Rumors and leaks suggested that the dastardly koopaling would crash through the multiverse and create a new version of the Sinister Six. This team of course would consist of Air Bud, Logan Paul, Shadow the Hedgehog, the Vice President of the United States, Tobey Maguire’s Nick Carraway, and of course the leader, Roy Koopa. None of the characters from the leak make an appearance, and fans are pissed. I am the most pissed of all, because I have been spreading these lies around all year. Doc Ock did make an appearance though, and that is pretty cool I guess.
Marvel has a lot of work to do if they want to even stand a chance against the new and exciting Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe.
What did you think of the disappointing Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer? Let us know in the comments.
Limp Bizkit is making a huge comeback as of late, and what better way is there to celebrate than finally getting a next-gen remake of the legendary game, Fred Durst 64. If you were a 90’s kid, you remember this game fondly. While many gamers hail Super Mario 64 or Banjo-Kazooie as the most charming games from the N64 era, teenagers from that time frame know that Fred Durst 64 is the pinnacle of 90’s gaming. The game is as controversial as the real world figure, but it is all just in the spirit of nu-metal. The next-gen remake is being developed by Rockstar games and the studio swear that they will offer an immersive open-world beat-em-up experience that also retains all of the charm from the original. The game that defined the 90’s is coming back to define the 20’s. Here is everything you need to know about Fred Durst 64.
Fred Durst 64
Fred Durst 64 is often credited with being incredibly ahead of it’s time. The graphics looked nearly photorealistic; it was easy to recognize the Limp Bizkit frontman of the real world within his 64 bit polygonal model. Enough about the game’s graphical prowess, let’s get to the real significance of the game. The 90’s is remembered as a great era and this is almost exclusively because of this game. The game is culturally significant for following an icon through an adventure that highlights the era so well. Whether the game captures the style, sound, and political landscape of the 90’s, it captures any subject it tackles so perfectly. Between Fred Durst’s JNCO jeans, the skate culture found within the game, and terrorizing suburban neighborhoods, the game is basically a 90’s simulator.
Another aspect worth highlighting is the game’s soundtrack. Rather than just play Limp Bizkit songs on loop, the game features a nostalgic and comforting mixture between the style of classic Nintendo or Grant Kirkhope and nu-metal. Check out the game’s theme below. You won’t regret; in fact you might even just Break Stuff.
Re-Arranged For Next Generation Consoles
Fortunately Fred Durst 64 is not stuck in the 90’s. The critically-acclaimed game is bringing all of the 90’s nostalgia to the modern day. The timing is perfect too, as Limp Bizkit are making a major comeback right now. The game features an even larger open-world, with more photorealistic graphics fit for the modern day consoles. The game will also have an epilogue that features “Dad Vibes” Fred Durst learning how to live in 2021. The plot follows the cancelation of Limp Bizkit’s latest tour and features Fred Durst trying to readjust to the real world. Watch out though, the world is littered with anti-maskers who want nothing more than to give Fred covid-19. I think this game will be even more controversial than the original N64 game, but I applaud it for taking on such difficult topics.
Fred Durst 64: Re-Arranged will be releasing this Christmas for Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, and PC.
Are you excited for the remake of Fred Durst 64? Let us know in the comments. I know I am going to go pre-order a copy right now.
You know what they say. Every neighborhood has “The Naked Neighbor”. This is the person who just can’t seem to keep their clothes on. Typically this neighbor does keep their nudity to themselves, but unfortunately this same person is often forgetful. This means that they often forget to close blinds, keep away from windows, and they generally just forget they are naked at most times. Some sheltering mothers believe that naked neighbors can be damaging to communities, but there are far worse ways to lose your innocence. You know what else they say. If you don’t know who the naked neighbor is, then it is you! Now that we got that out of the way, this leads me to the big question. Why exactly does every single neighborhood have one? Does 1-in-20 people have a fear of clothing? Surprisingly, this question has a more logistical answer than one might expect, and it has to do with housing loans.
Why Every Neighborhood Has A “Naked Neighbor”
Did you know the naked neighbor doesn’t just run around nude for freeing purposes? Your naked neighbor isn’t defying the norms of society nor are they expressing their freedoms and body. No, they are playing an important role within your community. If a neighborhood has a naked neighbor, it often keeps housing costs lower, meaning middle-class and working-class families can continue to find affordable housing in quaint neighborhoods. The Naked Neighbors For Everyone community ( or NNFE) are passionate about their quest for lowering housing costs. In fact, they are so passionate about this mission, that the community will fund you to move to a neighborhood that is currently lacking in this department.
With a Naked Neighbor Housing Loan (or NNHL for short), the NNFE for short will assist you in your move. That’s right, you can get cheaper living all while enjoying the brisk and freeing feelings of nudity. The loan covers 50% of any qualifying down payment, and will even give a monthly allowance in order to help pay property taxes and mortgage payments. There is a catch though, you have to stay the naked neighbor if you want those monthly checks!
I bet you didn’t know that your naked neighbor played a bigger role in your community than you expected. Next time, put away the binoculars and take some time to thank this hero of your community. Leave some tasty treats at their door and give them a little privacy. It is in their contract to answer the door naked, but perhaps you can just give them this one. Everyone deserves a break sometimes.
Did this fact shock you? Are you going to apply for a NNHL funded by the NNFE? Let us know in the comments. Remember: If you don’t have a naked neighbor in your community, than it is you! Start getting paid for it!
Come on Jeffrey you can do it! Jeff Bezos randomly went to space last week and no one knew why. Now the shocking truth has finally been revealed. The former Amazon CEO went to space to fulfill his life-long dream. Becoming a billionaire was a small-stepping stone required to obtain the true crowning achievement that Bezos has always longed for. Unfortunate eye-witnesses has confirmed that he has achieved his goal. Jeff Bezos is officially the first man to cum in space. This sounds like a sticky situation.
Amazon Was Just A Means To An End
It is common knowledge that Bezos never had any passion for quick and convenient online shopping. No, the man was simply trying to make money that could fund his true goal in life. The second Bezos had enough money to complete his life-long quest, he left his position was CEO of Amazon. The whacky man then purchases a trip into space. Bezo’s endless lust to cum in space is an intimate adventure, so he made sure to only bring his most trustworthy companions along for the ride. Unfortunately for these companions (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) Bezos needed proof that he indeed did cum in space. His friends watched and filmed as the former-CEO fondled himself while looking into the stars. The moral of the story is to reach for the stars and you might just cum in space. Jeffrey’s rocket was named the “Blue Origin”. A clear reference to His humble beginnings looking up in the clouds wishing his cum was above them. Good for you Jeffrey for accomplishing your dreams!
Jeff Bezos Was Not The First To Cum In Space
Bezos was the first MAN to come in space, but he was not the first thing to cum in space. The former-CEO wasn’t even the first human to cum in space. There were Albert the monkey is known world-wide as the first creature to cum in space, and Valentina Tereshkova of Russia was the first woman to come in space. Tereshkova was unable to receive confirmation or fame for her achievement though, as the The Guinness World Records refuses to admit than women can cum. It looks like once again Bezos will get all the credit, and make history as the first human to cum in space. I however will always remember Albert the monkey as the true pioneer of space fapping.
What do you think of Jeff Bezo’s quest? Do you admire his drive? It isn’t every day that someone creates an empire just to get into space for a nice fap. Let us know in the comments.
After the monumental success of the Monsterverse, Universe Monsters, and DC Extended Universe, Dave & Buster’s are trying their hands at establishing a cinematic universe. The announcement was met with universal acclaim and standing ovations. The Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe (DBCU) started with 2018’s critically-acclaimed Rampage, and will now continue on with the highly-anticipated Crossy Roads movie. Here is the current timeline and release schedule for the world’s most anticipated cinematic universe to date.
The Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe Timeline
Rampage
Synopsis:
Primatologist Davis Okoye (Dwayne Johnson) shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that’s been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe.
Release Date: April 13th, 2018
Crossy Roads
Synopsis:
What do you get when a chicken and mallard cross the road? You get Crossy Roads. Two unlikely friends must now embark on an adventure to get to the other side. What they didn’t expect were the countless obstacles that would get in their way. Chicken and Mallard have to run and jump aware from danger or risk getting sent to “the other side”. This whacky adventure is no joke.
Release Date: July 8th, 2022
Floppy Tickets
Synopsis:
Hold on to your helmets, Floppy is flapping his wings and flying south for adventure. Navigating a world full of ups and downs and countless pipes, Floppy must fly around the world and collect enough golden tickets to get a cool prize. The mission won’t be easy though, as some of the pipes will move up and down and attempt to get in his way.
Release Date: September 16th, 2022
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Synopsis:
These hippos are hungry for adventure. Lizzie Hippo, Henry Hippo, Home Hippo, and Harry Hippo are starving, but there doesn’t seem to be enough food in the world to satisfy them all. After a fierce competition breaks out, only one hippo can win and become full to their heart’s extent.
Release Date: December 23rd, 2022
Connect Four
Synopsis:
Transported to an alternate universe, four young outsiders gain superhuman powers as they alter their physical form in shocking ways. Together these four must connect together and harness their new abilities to prevent the Earth from being destroyed.
Release Date: March 4th, 2023
Guitar Hero
Synopsis:
After 20 years of guitar hero, Axel Steel, Johnny Napalm, and Judy Nails embark on their biggest tour yet. The trio will play in a battle of the bands against the Grim Ripper, God of Rock, and Satan himself. Put up your metal horns and get ready to see these unlikely heroes put up one heck of a fight, and put on one heck of a show.
Release Date: July 22nd, 2023
Mario Kart Arcade GP DX: The Movie
Synopsis:
Nintendo joins the Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe in this exciting racing thriller. Join Mario, Luigi, and all the other inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom as they race for the gold. Only one racer can become the champion though, and this competition is full of dangerous items that can change the course of the race.
Release Date: November 17th, 2023
Pacman/Galaga: Civil War
Synopsis
The famous Pacman returns to Earth to put together a team to face off against the alien invaders of Galaga. Pacman seeks the help Earth’s greatest heroes such as Primatologist Davis Okoye, George, Chicken, Mallard, Floppy, Lizzie Hippo, Henry Hippo, Home Hippo, Harry Hippo, The Connect Four, Axel Steel, Johnny Napalm, Judy Nails, and the inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom. With a team like this, Earth just might have a chance. There can only be one winner in this all-out-war.
Release Date: March 23rd, 2024
Connect Four: Hoops
Synopsis
Following the events of the Pacman and Galaga Civil War, the Connect Four must help return Earth to its former non-shattered state. The team goes on an intergalactic adventure to find all four pieces of the Earth in order to connect the four back together. Whole on their journey the Connect Four accidently get involved in a basketball playoff.
Release Date: June 6th, 2024
The Walking Dead
Synopsis:
The world will never be the same. While the world is back together, the inhabitants of Earth are not. Anyone who perished during the Pacman/Galaga Civil War have risen as zombies. Can the surviving earthlings make it through this zombie apocalypse? They will need the help of Rick Grimes to survive. The Walking Dead hero finally hits the big screen.
Release Date: October 25th, 2024
Luigi’s Mansion
Synopsis:
Following the death of Mario and the rest of his friends, Luigi must make friends with the dead. Can Luigi suck up the souls of his fallen friends and return them to their bodies? There are plenty of spooky ghosts left on Earth that will stop at nothing to give Luigi a scare.
Release Date: March 21st, 2025
Injustice
DC Comics and Warner Brothers give up completely on establishing their own cinematic universe and jump in on the hot craze that is the Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe. Following the events of the hit arcade game, the Justice League attempt to recuperate following their falling out with Superman. The Flash has an idea to cross into another dimension in order to recruit a team of heroes capable of fighting the powerful Kryptonian. Perhaps these different universes can be of help to each other.
Release Date: July 11th, 2025
Spider-Man: Homecoming
After DC Comics joined the Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe, there was no stopping Fox from getting in on the action. Following Spider-Man’s disconnection from the MCU following 2021’s Spider-Man: No Way Home, Peter Parker finds himself lost in a whole new dimension. Taking inspiration from the hit Dave & Buster’s arcade game, Spider-Man must swing through a new version of New York City and find a group of heroes only known as The Connect Four.
Release Date: November 28th, 2025
Jurassic Park Arcade: 4D
Synopsis:
Let’s get prehistoric. The world hasn’t been the same since the Pacman/Galaga Civil War. Humans are nearly extinct and dinosaurs have retaken the Earth. Following the storyline established in the Jurassic Park arcade game, a brave vehicle full of heroes must shoot through vast jungles and kill every single dinosaur in their way. In this 4D adventure, only one hero can get the most points, so shoot wisely.
Release Date: March 13th, 2026
Halo: Fireteam Raven
Synopsis:
Master Chief is back. This time the Spartan is sent on a mission to explore a world called “Earth”. No one expected the planet to be full of the universe’s most dangerous creatures. Hungry hippos, rock stars, and animated Italians are just a few of the strange folks that Master Chief will meet on this intergalactic journey.
Release Date: May 22nd, 2026
Dave & Buster’s: Ticket Wars
Synopsis
It has all come down to this. Following the Spartan invasion on planet Earth, a conflict even bigger than the Pacman/Galaga Civil War has begun. Survival is not guaranteed once all of the universe’s most powerful combatants engage in a full-scale war. Who will come out on top in this huge summer blockbuster?
Release Date: July 24th, 2026
Closing Thoughts Regarding The Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe:
Wow the Dave and Buster’s Cinematic Universe timeline sure looks incredible! We have five years worth of incredible films to look forward to. Which is your favorite? Let us know down in the comments. Don’t forget to share this exciting announcement with your loved ones.
Everyone on Earth knows that Joe Biden fell down the stairs on March 19th, 2021; however, the media has not kept the world up to date ever since. In what seems to be a media blackout, no news source has reported that Joe Biden has been missing since that fateful day. Rumors have it that Joe Biden is still falling down the stairs. Imagine falling down the stairs for four months straight? It seems that the President of the United States will stop at nothing to take the fall for America. Supposedly the stairs Biden is still rolling down are the infamous stairs from Super Mario 64. No one knows what Joe Biden was doing in Princess Peach’s castle in the first place. Die-hard conservatives swear it was so he could sniff her hair, but loyal liberals aren’t so sure. Some liberals even suggest that Joe Biden was there to welcome the Mushroom Kingdom into an alliance with America. There is no telling the benefits the United States could receive by joining forces with the Mushroom Kingdom.
Is Joe Biden Okay?
Apparently the frail man is still alive, which shows a kind of resilience we never knew he had in him. Honestly, if he can survive falling down the stairs for four months straight, maybe he does have what it takes to run this country. I might even vote for him next election if he survives. However, even if he survives this endless fall, it is highly unlikely he will still be in a strong enough shape to run for President in 2024.
Did Joe Fall Or Was He Pushed?
Some theories suggest that Biden’s fall has a much more sinister origin. Rumors have it that his vice president may have pushed him down the stairs. What better way to ascend to presidency than to get rid of your former superior? It sounds just evil enough to work. Everyone knows that American politics can get brutal, but no one knew the stairs from Super Mario 64 would be involved. It seems like Joe Biden will be falling down stairs for many months to come.
We will update this story if Joe Biden ever stops falling down those damn stairs.