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Everyone on Earth knows that Joe Biden fell down the stairs on March 19th, 2021; however, the media has not kept the world up to date ever since. In what seems to be a media blackout, no news source has reported that Joe Biden has been missing since that fateful day. Rumors have it that Joe Biden is still falling down the stairs. Imagine falling down the stairs for four months straight? It seems that the President of the United States will stop at nothing to take the fall for America. Supposedly the stairs Biden is still rolling down are the infamous stairs from Super Mario 64. No one knows what Joe Biden was doing in Princess Peach’s castle in the first place. Die-hard conservatives swear it was so he could sniff her hair, but loyal liberals aren’t so sure. Some liberals even suggest that Joe Biden was there to welcome the Mushroom Kingdom into an alliance with America. There is no telling the benefits the United States could receive by joining forces with the Mushroom Kingdom.

Is Joe Biden Okay?

Apparently the frail man is still alive, which shows a kind of resilience we never knew he had in him. Honestly, if he can survive falling down the stairs for four months straight, maybe he does have what it takes to run this country. I might even vote for him next election if he survives. However, even if he survives this endless fall, it is highly unlikely he will still be in a strong enough shape to run for President in 2024.

Did Joe Fall Or Was He Pushed?

Some theories suggest that Biden’s fall has a much more sinister origin. Rumors have it that his vice president may have pushed him down the stairs. What better way to ascend to presidency than to get rid of your former superior? It sounds just evil enough to work. Everyone knows that American politics can get brutal, but no one knew the stairs from Super Mario 64 would be involved. It seems like Joe Biden will be falling down stairs for many months to come.

We will update this story if Joe Biden ever stops falling down those damn stairs.