Jeff Bezos Is The First Man To Cum In Space
Come on Jeffrey you can do it! Jeff Bezos randomly went to space last week and no one knew why. Now the shocking truth has finally been revealed. The former Amazon CEO went to space to fulfill his life-long dream. Becoming a billionaire was a small-stepping stone required to obtain the true crowning achievement that Bezos has always longed for. Unfortunate eye-witnesses has confirmed that he has achieved his goal. Jeff Bezos is officially the first man to cum in space. This sounds like a sticky situation.
Amazon Was Just A Means To An End
It is common knowledge that Bezos never had any passion for quick and convenient online shopping. No, the man was simply trying to make money that could fund his true goal in life. The second Bezos had enough money to complete his life-long quest, he left his position was CEO of Amazon. The whacky man then purchases a trip into space. Bezo’s endless lust to cum in space is an intimate adventure, so he made sure to only bring his most trustworthy companions along for the ride. Unfortunately for these companions (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) Bezos needed proof that he indeed did cum in space. His friends watched and filmed as the former-CEO fondled himself while looking into the stars. The moral of the story is to reach for the stars and you might just cum in space. Jeffrey’s rocket was named the “Blue Origin”. A clear reference to His humble beginnings looking up in the clouds wishing his cum was above them. Good for you Jeffrey for accomplishing your dreams!
Jeff Bezos Was Not The First To Cum In Space
Bezos was the first MAN to come in space, but he was not the first thing to cum in space. The former-CEO wasn’t even the first human to cum in space. There were Albert the monkey is known world-wide as the first creature to cum in space, and Valentina Tereshkova of Russia was the first woman to come in space. Tereshkova was unable to receive confirmation or fame for her achievement though, as the The Guinness World Records refuses to admit than women can cum. It looks like once again Bezos will get all the credit, and make history as the first human to cum in space. I however will always remember Albert the monkey as the true pioneer of space fapping.
What do you think of Jeff Bezo’s quest? Do you admire his drive? It isn’t every day that someone creates an empire just to get into space for a nice fap. Let us know in the comments.