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Really Marvel? We Waited That Long For The Spider-Man: No Way Home Trailer, Yet You Didn’t Even Show Goku, Roy Koopa, Or Henry Cavill’s Superman!?

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It is safe to say that the Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer was a huge disappointment. After countless delays, the highly-anticipated movie finally seems to be close to release. However, the hype was so hyperinflated that it became impossible to live up to it. The trailer was a massive disappointed, with most fans being left unsatisfied and pissed off. None of the rumored characters made an appearance. All we seem to have is Tom Holland. This is one of those circumstances where the leaks sounded better than the final product. So what went so wrong? Obviously Marvel doesn’t care about their fans at all.

The Spider-Man: No Way Home Trailer Is A Massive Disappointment

Spider-Man: No Way Home Trailer (Warning! It sucks ass!)

Literally nothing hype worthy can be found within the trailer. Goku was nowhere to be seen, and rumored star-Henry Cavill was completely absent from the video. Leaks suggested that Goku and Henry Cavill’s Superman would fight in Spider-Man: No Way Home, but now this seems unlikely. Concept art of Super Saiyan 10 Goku can be found on Google, but it seems like the new transformation will not debut in No Way Home. DC Comic fans were excited to see Henry Cavil’s Superman make a return to the big screen after the actor’s firing from Warner Brothers. It seems like Marvel screwed the Kryptonian pooch and failed to get him into the film. Hell, not even Osmosis Jones seems to be in the film!

Where Is Tobey Maguire?

The most disappointing part of this trailer is that there was no Roy Koopa at all. The fan-favorite Super Mario character was heavily rumored to play a major role in the film. Rumors and leaks suggested that the dastardly koopaling would crash through the multiverse and create a new version of the Sinister Six. This team of course would consist of Air Bud, Logan Paul, Shadow the Hedgehog, the Vice President of the United States, Tobey Maguire’s Nick Carraway, and of course the leader, Roy Koopa. None of the characters from the leak make an appearance, and fans are pissed. I am the most pissed of all, because I have been spreading these lies around all year. Doc Ock did make an appearance though, and that is pretty cool I guess.

Marvel has a lot of work to do if they want to even stand a chance against the new and exciting Dave & Buster’s Cinematic Universe.

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What did you think of the disappointing Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer? Let us know in the comments.

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Chris Rock Will Reportedly Reprise His Role As Osmosis Jones In Spider-Man 3

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There is a lot of hype surrounding Marvel’s latest Spider-Man 3, but this news takes the cake. Chris Rock will be reprising his role as Osmosis Jones in Spider-Man 3. Whether the multiverse is responsible for explaining this or not, everyone is excited to see him return. ‘Osmosis Jones’ is a classic, and fans have been waiting to see characters from the film return. With Osmosis Jones back in action, nothing can stop this movie from being a massive blockbuster, not even Tom Holland’s little slip that delayed production.

What Does Spider-Man 3 Have To Do With Osmosis Jones?

Spider-Man 3 has everything to do with Osmosis Jones. The movie is looking to have some major star power, and we can expect to see countless classic characters return. Osmosis Jones is probably the most hyped up role to date. Seeing Alfred Monlina return as Doc Ock is exciting, but the return of Osmosis Jones is just the real news here. Doc Ock is supposed to be dead. It makes sense why we haven’t seen him return to the big screen, but Osmosis Jones’ return has been long awaited. Some battles Peter Parker can’t win. Even three Peter Parkers can’t take down the Sinister Six, but with some help from Osmosis Jones, this becomes a fair battle. The Spider-Men can fight the villains externally, but Osmosis Jones can hit them where it really counts, on the inside.

Is This Even Real?

We are confident on the return of Osmosis Jones. Besides it just making sense entirely, it seems that all of Twitter is hyping up his return. There is no way this hype can be ignored. Even if Osmosis Jones wasn’t originally intended to be in the film, there is no way the studio will ignore this hype. A year ago it seemed impossible to see three Spider-Men share the screen, so anything is possible now.

What do you think about Chris Rock reprising his role as Osmosis Jones in Spider-Man 3? Does this seem random, or does it seem absolutely necessary? Let us know in the comments.