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Blue Lives Matter has gained traction these past weeks. With Good Year’s new zero tolerance approach to MAGA and Blue Lives Matter merchandise, it seems this company has broken all ties to Smurfs. In a time when Smurfs needs more support than ever, a major company like Good Year used to be a life line. Now, the Smurf’s vehicles are left tireless and completely immobilized. Trump’s America is a country with thriving Smurfs and a booming Smurf-conomy, but this is coming to an end.

The Smurf Genocide

Since the Smurfs movie came out in 2011, the Smurfs have been hated by the masses. What began as petty crimes against Smurf ran businesses quickly turned into hate crimes. The severity of the crimes increase each day. Nonetheless, as shown by Good Year, they as losing support. The Smurf-conomy is socialist. Each Smurf is good at a task and helps their society. In return, they are guaranteed a home, food, and other necessities. Since the United States has a widespread fear of socialism, this has contributed to the oncoming Smurf Genocide. With the recent assassination of Papa Smurf, their society is on the brink of collapse. The Blue Lives Matter sentiment is becoming more popular, but Smurfs still have gotten no support.

The Future of the Smurfs

Where will the Smurfs go from here? Simply because of their Smurfish nature, they have become hated in their country. They are hoping that news of the genocide and increase in Blue Lives Matter will make a difference, but they are close to extinction. Where will the Smurfs go from here? Will another tire company replace Good Year? Perhaps Firestone of Michelin? If the Smurfs get too much support, will they begin a rebellion? It’s unknown if the Smurfs will be totally stamped out of existence or if this is the second wave of Smurf domination.