Chris Pratt Exposed, Reveals Most Christian Ways To Cheat
Chris Pratt exposed! Chris Pratt is a Christian role model in Hollywood. He is considered an icon for his traditional American ways, and his unique brand of publicly broadcasting his religion. Chris Pratt has no shame, which is why he got engaged merely minutes after divorcing his ex. wife. Many fans defend Pratt. They say that he can do whatever he wants after being a religious man. Other fans weren’t so forgiving. These fans saw through the rouse and realized one thing. Chris Pratt cheated on his wife the Christian way. He may not have literally slept with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s daughter before the split, but he might as well have. He slowly planted the seeds of cheating well before the official split.
Pratt did this strategically, and we have the exclusive interview detailing the system. Chris Pratt exposed his secrets to staying out of the spotlight in a negative way, exclusively to Realible World News.
Chris Pratt Exposed: What Are His Christian Guidelines To Cheating?
The Guardian Of The Galaxy Star has Christian cheating down to a science. The man has made himself impossible to criticize and has immortalized himself as a godly man. We spoke with Chris Pratt who revealed his guidelines to Christian cheating. The guidelines are listed below, and are guaranteed to protect you from ridicule.
- Always mention God in your Instagram posts. If you divert the attention to God, you take it away from yourself.
- Put the blame onto the wife. Say she was too busy raising kids to raise another. Christians love having eight kids.
- Say that your popularity is rising and hers is falling. The media loves a positive story. Spin the news to highlight your own success.
- Explain that this is all God’s plan. God wants you to leave your wife and kids.
- Say that your wife and kids didn’t love God enough. Godless women and children don’t deserve a God fearing man.
- Replace your wife with a young hot woman, but never reveal that it is totally about appearances. God doesn’t want you to stay married to someone who’s youth is behind them.
- Prove your godliness by marrying the new woman immediately. This will prove that you are all about love and not hot celebrity sex.
- Never mention your wife or previous kids again. This can remind people that you abandoned them to begin with. If you just never mention them again, everyone will forget you ever had another family.
- Make sure you marry into a powerful family. If you marry into a famous and powerful family the headlines will focus on the upgrade factor.
- Keep mentioning God indefinitely. Cheating men don’t mention God. God will protect you forever.
Are The Guidelines Useful For Everyone?
Chris guarantees that if you follow these guidelines, you will be safe from blame forever. Even if you totally were the one who tore your family apart, you will never be blamed.
Realible World News will be sure to expose more celebrity secrets. Stay tuned for more guidelines to help you achieve success.