Scooby Snack

Scooby Doo could be considered the greatest detective of the millennia, but there is one Scooby-Doo mystery he just can’t seem to solve. In the recent film “Scoob” Scooby Doo sees another dog, but there is something very different about this dog. The dog has balls underneath his behind. Scooby Doo is shocked by this discovery, but he believes this feature is unique to this masculine dog.

As the film goes on, Scooby Doo is not able to get the thought of the other dog’s strange balls out of his head; this finally gets Scooby Doo wondering where his balls went. Scooby Doo has vague memories of his balls, and the thought of them are even nostalgic to him. Scooby Doo asks Shaggy “Ruh roh Raggy, Rare rawr Ry Rawls?” and Shaggy Replies “Zoinks Scoob, I thought you’d never ask” as Shaggy opens the glovebox and pulls out a ziplock baggy. Shaggy then explains “I have been holding on to these for a special occasion man! I’ve been waiting for you to ask! Let’s celebrate with meatball subs!” Scooby Doo is appalled by this gesture. “Rut ruh Ruck Raggy!” Scooby then exclaims. Scooby is then seen visually upset, but not for long as the meatball subs smell great.

So Did Scooby-Doo Ever Solve The Mystery Of His Missing Balls?

The movie ends on an ambiguous cliff-hanger. No one knows if Scooby made the connection, or if he did and just ate the ball sub anyways. Hopefully this mystery is solved by Scoob 2.

Realible World News is all about neutering pets, and we are glad that Scooby Doo has finally solved the greatest mystery of his life. Unfortunately this scene was removed from the theatrical release with no real explanation. Research suggests that too many dogs would have asked too many questions had the scene not been removed. We hope it is in the uncut blue-ray edition. Realible World News will be sure to update the story once the rare scene is released.

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