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Clifford The Big Red Dog Movie Will Be All About Neutering

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Clifford The Big Red Dog is finally coming to theaters. The live action movie will feature a more mature take on the character. Fans have wondered what could make a Clifford The Big Red Dog movie more adult. The answer can be found within the official synopsis. It states that “Clifford is back and bigger than ever. His puppy days are over, and now his owners have to address the giant elephant balls in the room. Clifford needs to get neutered. Clifford will go on a spiritual journey and learn the important of neutering and the burden he must carry underneath him forever”.

Why Is The Clifford The Big Red Dog Movie Going In This Direction?

This has been a long time coming. For decades people have wondered what happened to Clifford’s Big Red Balls. By finally showing this side of his backstory, fans can get some closure on the matter. This is a noble cause because hopefully this movie can raise awareness for the importance of neutering. Scooby-Doo was recently neutered in his latest movie “Scoob”, so it is only fit that Clifford gets the same treatment.

Who Really Wanted A Live Action Clifford Movie Anyways?

You would be surprised how many people actually want this movie. A poll hit the internet in late 2019 asking audiences what live action movie they would like to see next. No one expected the results to sway this far into Clifford’s favor. Clifford received 72% of the total votes, with the second place winner “The Wizard of Oz” receiving 4% of the votes. People want Clifford to hit the big screen.

When Does it Come To Theaters?

No one knows the release date of the movie. Luckily the dogs are GCI which means they do not need to practice social distancing. This movie should be completely covid-19 safe, and hopefully production can run smoothly. The only thing holding up this movie is that Clifford’s balls take a lot of man hours to animate. The studio hired an entire team just to focus on the physics of his testicles. Judging by this it seems like Clifford will have his balls attached for most of the film.

Are you excited for the Clifford The Big Red Dog movie? Let us know in the comments.

Scooby-Doo Mystery He Never Solved

The Scooby-Doo Mystery He Could Never Solve, Where Did His Balls Go?

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Scooby Doo could be considered the greatest detective of the millennia, but there is one Scooby-Doo mystery he just can’t seem to solve. In the recent film “Scoob” Scooby Doo sees another dog, but there is something very different about this dog. The dog has balls underneath his behind. Scooby Doo is shocked by this discovery, but he believes this feature is unique to this masculine dog.

As the film goes on, Scooby Doo is not able to get the thought of the other dog’s strange balls out of his head; this finally gets Scooby Doo wondering where his balls went. Scooby Doo has vague memories of his balls, and the thought of them are even nostalgic to him. Scooby Doo asks Shaggy “Ruh roh Raggy, Rare rawr Ry Rawls?” and Shaggy Replies “Zoinks Scoob, I thought you’d never ask” as Shaggy opens the glovebox and pulls out a ziplock baggy. Shaggy then explains “I have been holding on to these for a special occasion man! I’ve been waiting for you to ask! Let’s celebrate with meatball subs!” Scooby Doo is appalled by this gesture. “Rut ruh Ruck Raggy!” Scooby then exclaims. Scooby is then seen visually upset, but not for long as the meatball subs smell great.

So Did Scooby-Doo Ever Solve The Mystery Of His Missing Balls?

The movie ends on an ambiguous cliff-hanger. No one knows if Scooby made the connection, or if he did and just ate the ball sub anyways. Hopefully this mystery is solved by Scoob 2.

Realible World News is all about neutering pets, and we are glad that Scooby Doo has finally solved the greatest mystery of his life. Unfortunately this scene was removed from the theatrical release with no real explanation. Research suggests that too many dogs would have asked too many questions had the scene not been removed. We hope it is in the uncut blue-ray edition. Realible World News will be sure to update the story once the rare scene is released.

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