Chris Evans Leaks Avengers Porn Parody: The Assvengers: Age Of Strap-On
The Avengers may be on hiatus due to the pandemic of 2020, but Chris Evans now leaks new details on a whole new take on the super hero team. Chris Evans will produce, write, and star in the new Avengers porn parody “The Assvengers: Age Of Strap-On”. The parody will be the first X-rated film exclusive to Disney+. The film will only be loosely related to the canon of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but the actions within the film will be hard to forget about.
The parody will be filmed during quarantine by only having three people in the filming studio at once. This includes the two actors currently engaging in physical action, and the cameraman. Most scenes will follow this format in order for the film to safety continue production. If the pandemic comes to an end before filming wraps up, Chris hopes to include an “Avengers assemble” orgy scene at the climax of the film.
Why Did Chris Evans Leak The Upcoming Project?
Chris Evans was inspired by Ryan Reynold’s leaking of Deadpool. The actor assumes that the leak will spark interest from the fanbase. He hopes that fan created hype and word of mouth will cause the film to reach new record box office success for an X-rated film. Chris Evans started the leaks by posting behind-the-scenes footage of the set on his personal Instagram. Some fans thought it was an accident, but Chris Evans knew exactly what he was doing. The publicity caused by this event will carry the film to record breaking heights.
Why Would Anyone Ever Make Such A Film?
People are surprised this film is being made, but this should not surprise anyone. Chris Evans is famous for being a huge poon slayer. We interviewed Chris last month and asked him about his top tips to scoring major poon.
It is highly likely that Chris Evans is exclusively making this film just as an excuse to bone his co-stars. The film is obviously a passion project to Chris, and we hope the best for him. The only way to see Cap with strap is to see Assvengers: Age of Strap-on when it arrives on Disney+ this Christmas.
Realible World News will be sure to review the film upon its release.