The Avengers PC

Avenger fans typically get along due to the fact that they already have so much in common. Recent gameplay footage of the new Marvel: Avengers game has fans divided though. The new gameplay shows exceptional footage of the characters’ rears. This has fans all asking the same question; which Avenger butt is best? The current analysis is that Hulk objectively has the nicest butt, but is it fair to let a gamma boosted booty take the crown? Black Widow fans declare that she has the nicest butt, and she earned it fair and square.

So Which Avenger Butt Takes The Cake?

Objectively speaking, a nice butt is defined by shape, tone, and size. Hulk takes the cake for all three categories. Firstly, Hulk has the perfect double pumpkin shape; he might as well have shoved a couple pumpkins in his pants. Secondly, Hulk has massive Arnold Schwarzenegger like tone engraved into his behind. This tone persist when Hulk reverts back to Bruce Banner. Thirdly, Hulk’s caboose might as well be an actual caboose, because the size is massive. While one could argue that Black Widow reaches all three of these criteria, Hulk simply does each one better. Luckily for Hulk, Black Widow is his only competition, as Iron Man’s ass is rarely visible, and Captain America dies immediately within the announcement trailer. Captain America, often dubbed “America’s Ass”, may have been a decent competitor, but in a fortuitous turn of events, he has passed away.

Realible World News sides with Hulk, as Science and Research are on his side. There is far too much objective fact that leading to Hulk being Crowned the king of cake. We will update the story if Marvel decides to nerf Hulk’s posterior, and we will include a new analysis. There is a science to butt rating, and we have it down.