Huntington Beach Outbreak! Herpes Remains Uncovered Without Masks
Some people refuse to wear masks even when living in hot spots for the Corona Virus. Mask wearing has become a political divider for some, but for others it is finally that wonderful excuse to hide their blatant herpes. Huntington Beach, California is a famous hotspot for herpes; you are more likely to catch herpes after spending a night in downtown Huntington Beach than you are licking toilet bowls at the local discount clinic. Despite the incredibly enormous outbreak of herpes in Huntington Beach, the stubborn locals still refuse to wear their herpes shield. Research suggests that 7.8 out of 10 residents in Huntington have herpes, and if you can’t see it on their lips than you’ll just have to assume it is someone on their body. Ideally every body part will have a “mask” soon. I will be keeping a fish net on my vulnerable pieces here on out.
Why Does Huntington Beach Have A Herpes Outbreak?
Huntington Beach is all about the vibes. Sometimes these vibes involve making out with drunk strangers in a dark sticky alley. Sometimes these vibes are even daily occurrences. The people of Huntington Beach just don’t really seem to care about anything other than having fun and partying. Most Huntington Beach residents are hardcore trust fund babies. If their 70 year old Dad says masks are dumb, then they are dumb. Safety comes second to pleasing rich daddies. These factors have caused Huntington Beach to become the capital of herpes. The herpes outbreak has existed since 1917, and it has become a part of their culture more than anything. If you want herpes be sure to come to Huntington Beach. You’ll see it on everyone’s unmasked lips immediately. Good hunting!
Realible World News will keep a close eye as this new herpes pandemic spreads, and hopefully Huntington Beach residents start covering their lips from our vision.