Donald Trump has been diagnosed with Gottron Syndrome, a rare genetic disorder typically characterized by thin skin on the hands and feet. Twitter is sympathizing with this extremely sad news. #TrumpleThinSkin is the hashtag that is used in posts about the harsh reality of this disorder. Many people are rejoicing over this, hoping that the skin on his extremities will be completely gone soon. They think this will destroy his chances in the next election, because no one would vote for someone with skinless hands and feet. Trump advocates are heartbroken. They dream of shaking his cute little hands, but skinless muscle fingers aren’t as appealing.
Donald Trump has faced constant criticism since the 2016 election. Is this convenient pity party a ploy to gain votes in the upcoming election? Or will Trump’s skin fully deteriorate within the upcoming weeks? This
Some people refuse to wear masks even when living in hot spots for the Corona Virus. Mask wearing has become a political divider for some, but for others it is finally that wonderful excuse to hide their blatant herpes. Huntington Beach, California is a famous hotspot for herpes; you are more likely to catch herpes after spending a night in downtown Huntington Beach than you are licking toilet bowls at the local discount clinic. Despite the incredibly enormous outbreak of herpes in Huntington Beach, the stubborn locals still refuse to wear their herpes shield. Research suggests that 7.8 out of 10 residents in Huntington have herpes, and if you can’t see it on their lips than you’ll just have to assume it is someone on their body. Ideally every body part will have a “mask” soon. I will be keeping a fish net on my vulnerable pieces here on out.
Why Does Huntington Beach Have A Herpes Outbreak?
Huntington Beach is all about the vibes. Sometimes these vibes involve making out with drunk strangers in a dark sticky alley. Sometimes these vibes are even daily occurrences. The people of Huntington Beach just don’t really seem to care about anything other than having fun and partying. Most Huntington Beach residents are hardcore trust fund babies. If their 70 year old Dad says masks are dumb, then they are dumb. Safety comes second to pleasing rich daddies. These factors have caused Huntington Beach to become the capital of herpes. The herpes outbreak has existed since 1917, and it has become a part of their culture more than anything. If you want herpes be sure to come to Huntington Beach. You’ll see it on everyone’s unmasked lips immediately. Good hunting!
Realible World News will keep a close eye as this new herpes pandemic spreads, and hopefully Huntington Beach residents start covering their lips from our vision.
Throughout the last 4 months of the Covid-19 pandemic, citizens have become increasingly ecstatic to return to their normal lives; this has become nothing more than a pipe dream. Research on the #10YearsOfOneDirection trend suggests that quarantine will be lasting at least 10 years. For some, the quarantine period has marked a time for creativities, and the growth of hobbies and interests. Hopefully everyone is prepared to practice a new fun hobby for the next 10 years. I intend to start sowing, and I hope to have a sweater prepared for my next walk in 2030.
#10YearsOfOneDirection Entails A 10 Year Quarantine?
#10YearsOfOneDirection is a protest hashtag. The confirmation of a 10 year quarantine period has the world in shambles. Social media users are posting their plans for the next 10 years. There are several types of responses to the extended quarantine. First, there are people who welcome it with open arms. They wish work was always from home. Next, there are people who are temperamental over the quarantine. These folks are fed up, and another day is too long to be quarantined. Last, there are people who just don’t care. These people go with the flow no matter what is going on. I like to think I am one of those people. I can take it or leave it. Open up the world or keep it shut, I will find enjoyment regardless.
Let us know what your next hobby will be, and Realible World News will be sure to keep on investigating this story as #10YearsOfOneDirection continues.