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Youtube and Childhood

My childhood was great except for Crazy Frog. I grew up with the internet at my fingertips. Almost like a babysitter, YouTube was my main source of entertainment. The hours I spent watching some of the early, popular YouTubers formed my taste is media. For example, Fred, Smosh, Nigahiga, sxephil, and more all had their mark on me. Sometimes their content had an adult joke that I didn’t fully understand. Nonetheless, I loved their videos. My childhood was great until one moment that I’ll never forget. I was watching “The Gummy Bear Song” for the 4th time. After, I explored the related videos and found other cute animated clips. There were stick figure animations, fun songs, and flash videos. I stumbled into one video that stole my innocence.

Crazy Frog’s Penis

Axel F by Crazy Frog is an incredible song that has a shocking music video that should banned from the internet. 40 seconds into this video, my younger self saw Crazy Frog’s disgusting little penis bouncing around as he rode an invisible motorcycle. The only reason this motorcycle is invisible is so you can see his nasty genitalia. Furthermore, the music video continues with intense actions scenes, all naked. Crazy Frog jumps off a sky scraper, dodges missiles, and more. All the while, his little frog pecker flops around.

This video was unlike anything I’ve seen before. My childhood innocence was stripped from me by this frog flashing his disgusting manhood. I hate Crazy Frog now. Whenever I listen to his music, as good as it is, all I think of is my preadolescent self getting molested by his sticky frog hands and his sticky frog wee wee.

My Recovery

My love for frogs was threatened by this traumatic memory. I spent months looking up frog pictures; tree frogs, pond frogs, tomato frogs, sticky dart frogs, etc. Nonetheless, my efforts to remove Crazy Frog from my brain failed. Frogs still nauseate me. My appreciation for frogs only dwindled as the years went on. Crazy Frog ruined my brain.