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Crazy Frog Is Back And His Penis Is Bigger Than Ever

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Crazy Frog is back and about time too. His Twitter account has recently become active again, which sparked fan speculation all across the globe. Is he planning a comeback? Is a new album on the horizon? Or is he just planning on launching an Onlyfans? No one knows for sure, but one thing is definitely for sure. Crazy Frog’s penis is now bigger than ever.

How Big Has His Penis Become?

Crazy Frog’s penis has grown exponentially since he was last seen. Research suggests that this could be the most horrifying amount of growth ever seen. Crazy Frog is famous for ruining childhoods, and now he is even more horrifying. This penis isn’t just scary, it is intimating. Imagine trying to watch a nice music video about a frog that makes crazy noises, but then a giant penis stretches across your computer screen. This is the stuff of nightmares. He will likely be more famous than ever, but at what cost?

Why Is Crazy Frog Making A Come Back?

Nothing sells more during the holidays than Crazy Frog records. Whether the purchase is for comedic purposes, or for someone with an unfortunate taste in music, his music makes for the perfect gift. It makes a ton of sense for him to make his return during the holiday season. We will likely see a new music video in the near future, and we will likely see his extra large penis within this music video.

Why Did Crazy Frog Ever Disappear From Mainstream Media?

Crazy Frog was the first celebrity to get canceled. The world just wasn’t ready for his penis. Some people are still traumatized to this day over seeing his penis back in 2006, even while in its smaller form. The internet today is a darker place. While you would think it would be easier than ever to get canceled, it seems that he will be able to find a niche audience that appreciates such content.

What do you think about Crazy Frog’s return? Are you excited? Do you wish his penis wasn’t quite so large? Let us know in the comments.

Crazy frog holding onto two of his next victims.

Crazy Frog Stole My Innocence

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Youtube and Childhood

My childhood was great except for Crazy Frog. I grew up with the internet at my fingertips. Almost like a babysitter, YouTube was my main source of entertainment. The hours I spent watching some of the early, popular YouTubers formed my taste is media. For example, Fred, Smosh, Nigahiga, sxephil, and more all had their mark on me. Sometimes their content had an adult joke that I didn’t fully understand. Nonetheless, I loved their videos. My childhood was great until one moment that I’ll never forget. I was watching “The Gummy Bear Song” for the 4th time. After, I explored the related videos and found other cute animated clips. There were stick figure animations, fun songs, and flash videos. I stumbled into one video that stole my innocence.

Crazy Frog’s Penis

Crazy Frog and his penis have no reason to be out.
I still have reoccurring nightmares of Crazy Frog and his little wee wee.

Axel F by Crazy Frog is an incredible song that has a shocking music video that should banned from the internet. 40 seconds into this video, my younger self saw Crazy Frog’s disgusting little penis bouncing around as he rode an invisible motorcycle. The only reason this motorcycle is invisible is so you can see his nasty genitalia. Furthermore, the music video continues with intense actions scenes, all naked. Crazy Frog jumps off a sky scraper, dodges missiles, and more. All the while, his little frog pecker flops around.

This video was unlike anything I’ve seen before. My childhood innocence was stripped from me by this frog flashing his disgusting manhood. I hate Crazy Frog now. Whenever I listen to his music, as good as it is, all I think of is my preadolescent self getting molested by his sticky frog hands and his sticky frog wee wee.

My Recovery

My love for frogs was threatened by this traumatic memory. I spent months looking up frog pictures; tree frogs, pond frogs, tomato frogs, sticky dart frogs, etc. Nonetheless, my efforts to remove Crazy Frog from my brain failed. Frogs still nauseate me. My appreciation for frogs only dwindled as the years went on. Crazy Frog ruined my brain.