The Biden Campaign

This is a new one. The Biden Campaign just purchased The Hard Times. The website is/was a punk based satirical website. Under Joe Biden, the website will alternate to a more pro-government form of satire. No one knows what this means. It is very unlikely that the content will be funny at all. Pro-government satire might be the lamest form of comedy in existence. Hopefully The Hard Times doesn’t go through some hard times following this purchase.

Why Would A Punk Satire Site Be Purchased By A Politican?

The punk satire site was purchased by the Biden Campaign to try and gain the Punk vote. The punk vote is an untouched area that counts for 40% of the population of The United States of America. This may come as a surprise to most readers, but there are nearly as many punks in the USA as their is non-punks. With a punk satire website under his belt, Biden hopes to convert all Punks to pro-government zombies. No one knows for sure if this will work, but Joe is desperate.

Will The Hard Times Ever Go Back To Their Roots?

The Hard Times will likely remain pro-government as long as the Biden Campaign is in control. It is possible that Biden will give up the website after the election. Donald Trump bought The Babylon Bee last year. Biden likely wants to have a satire site of his own. Donald Trump recently got tons of press for The Babylon Bee by pretending to fall for their satire. The move was clearly a publicity stunt. We are standing by and waiting for Jo Jorgensen to buy us out. For now we remain unaffiliated with any political campaign.

What do you think about the new The Hard Times? Do you miss true punk satire? Let us know in the comments.