Super Mario 64 Remake To Include Waluigi As An Optional Romantic Interest
Nintendo always forces Super Mario players into a heterosexual relationship. Mario saving Princess Peach is a tale as old as time, but this is about to change. The Nintendo Switch remake of Super Mario 64 will include an option to select Waluigi as the primary romantic interest. This feature is optional, but it is projected that 92% of players will select this option. Fans of the series have been requesting this change for years. There is no better way to rewrite history than to literally rewrite the storyline of an established game. Nintendo is expected to re-release every major 3D Mario game. It is safe to assume that every game on the re-release calendar will feature this addition. Waluigi has been ignored in major Mario games since the beginning. This change will cement his importance to the series.
Why Add Waluigi To The Super Mario 64 Remake?
Super Mario 64 is a ground breaking game that spawned countless 3D sandbox collectathon games. Adding Waluigi to this legendary game is the perfect starting point to add his importance to the Super Mario franchise. Additionally, this gives Nintendo the chance to add Waluigi as an optional male romantic interested to every Mario game in the timeline. He is a perfect alternative to Princess Peach. Some fans even consider him the male version of Peach. Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, and Super Mario Galaxy will all feature Waluigi as a love interest. The remake bundle will break the internet after the big reveal. A remake collection is a perfect opportunity to recreate history for the better.
Why Waluigi?
Waluigi is a sexy male character that can cause Super Mario to finally appeal to all types of gamers. It is hard to imagine that the gaming community will not love this addition. So why Waluigi? First, Princess Peach and Waluigi create a perfect balance to allow every player to feel comfortable with who they are rescuing. This will create a sense of urgency in the game. Secondly, fans appreciate the opportunity to save someone they care about. Fans love Waluigi and are likely to rush to his rescue. Lastly, the gaming community already sexualizes Waluigi. He might as well be a romantic interest at this point.
Realible World News will be sure to update the article once the news is made official. We anticipate playing the game on Waluigi mode.