Luigi Isn’t Gay, Faked It For Attention
Luigi is an icon in the LGBT community. However, today forbidden secrets were finally exposed. Luigi isn’t gay at all. He let the hype and attention surrounding his sexuality get the best of him, and he continued to fake his sexuality as long as it kept him relevant.
The news of his deception comes from Waluigi. Realible World News reached out to Waluigi who said “I have made advances on Luigi, but he never budged. I started to get suspicious that he might not even be homosexual at all. No one has ever said no to me, and no one has ever turned me down before. I can’t go 30 seconds without getting into a homoerotic adventure, so if Luigi can turn it down he can turn anything down”. This news is incredibly shocking. Will this controversy affect Luigi appearing in the rumored new Mario remake collection? No one can say for sure.
How Are Fans Reacting To Luigi Not Being Gay?
Fans refuse to believe that Luigi isn’t gay. It could be denial, or it could just be too difficult to grasp. Luigi was a hero to LGBT boys back in the 90’s. It was a time where gay icons were not easy to come across. Fans on reddit are still refusing to accept Luigi’s sexuality, even long after the news was revealed. It is easy to see why this news comes as such a surprise. Luigi faked his sexuality for over 30 years. This could be the longest fake out the world has ever seen. Some fans are choosing to pretend that the old Luigi died ages ago. If Luigi can live in their minds, then he can live on as a hero rather than a liar. Please leave a comment down below and tell us how you feel about Luigi’s deception.
Realible World News will be sure to update on Luigi’s sexuality as time advances, as anything could happen.