Trump Posts Linkin Park Song To Pander To Minority Group
In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump starts pandering to a minority group to secure their vote. Donald Trump posts Linkin Park song just to pander to fans. Nu-metal fans may not be large in numbers, but their vote could make all the difference. Donald Trump gained analytic intel suggesting that the Nu-metal fan vote could be the final deciding factor in the 2020 election. The Democratic party hasn’t even paid any attention to this vital group. When asked about Nu-metal, Presidential Candidate Joe Biden said “New what? A new medal? I would love one. I am hoping to get the novel pizza prize and I will make the market ready for it”, We at Realible World News could not decipher what this means, but it sure sounds important.
Why Would Trump Post Linkin Park To Pander To Nu-Metal Fans?
Trump posts Linkin Park to secure Nu-Metal fans because Linkin Park is the biggest Nu-Metal band to ever exist. Purists will say that Linkin Park was hardly a Nu-Metal band, but their popularity is unmeasurable. They have the top selling album of the 21st century with Hybrid Theory. If any band was a safe bet to get attention, it is Linkin Park. The band has dabbled in many different sounds, and nearly everyone knows them.
There are many reasons to pander to the Nu-Metal audience. Firstly, Nu-Metal fans typically do not vote. While some Nu-Metal fans are already hyper Republican, many are anarchists or third party voters. Securing this minority vote can give Trump votes he could never secure previously. Secondly, Nu-Metal fans are a valuable vote. The fan base is unlikely to betray any candidate that enjoys Linkin park. Lastly, Nu-Metal fans love decal stickers. The Nu-Metal fans are almost guaranteed to give free advertisement to any candidate they appreciate.
We will be sure to update and report on this story as it develops. If the Democratic party folds and posts a Nu-metal song, we would be sure to make it a priority to report the occurrence.