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People around the world are wearing masks to protect themselves from dangerous pathogens. For some people, this protective action is completely impossible. A SoCal frat boy from Irvine, California can’t wear his mask. He received comments and disapproving looks from locals, but they didn’t know it wasn’t his choice. The boy in question cannot wear a mask at all. This complication is not due to health issues. The complication is due to a strict, and unchangeable life style choice. Chewing dip is not a choice, it is a life style, and now this SoCal frat boy can’t even wear a mask over his impressive dip bulge. The dip bulge has been reported to project about 7.3 inches from his face. There are many people facing similar discrimination as this SoCal frat boy, but the media doesn’t seem to care for these unsung heroes.

The Frat Boy Can’t Wear A Mask Over His Face? Why Not?

When asked about not being able to fit the mask, the anonymous SoCal frat boy said “I don’t understand why I am being judged for something I can’t change, and something I cannot control, it just isn’t cool. Most people who are discriminated against can change themselves, but I can’t change the fact that I am a dipster”. Research suggests that no one in the world has faced worst discrimination than modern tobacco dip chewers. Masks are harmful for dipsters. Not only is it impossible to fit on, but also because it disables their access to more dip. The SoCal frat boy easily could have had a dip bulge of 13.8 inches if the mask was not limiting his impeccable ability to store dip in his squirrel-like cheeks.

More realiable news will be posted regarding this controversial issue as the situation develops. Hopefully this local Orange County, California resident is able to find a solution for this frustrating issue.

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