Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Newest Party Drug?
The COVID-19 vaccine is now accessible for almost anyone to get. People are ready to party and go nuts. That’s why there’s nothing better than this “government mandated heroin” that also gives COVID-19 immunity. There’s hope that this vaccine will lead to “herd-immunity.” But that hardly matter at this point since people are beginning to realize how vivid and surreal the high is from a COVID-19 vaccine.
Effects of the COVID-19 Vaccine
One average Joe claimed “Holy crap it felt like I was on smack and LSD at the same time.” Hell yeah! This is a major plus to the vaccine. It may even convince the skeptics who question the validity, safety, and effectiveness of the vaccine. Who cares about those factors if you’ll be tripping balls? Scientists say this is a controversial new approach to vaccine, but they’re confident it’ll get the youth excited about getting vaccinated.
Repercussions of this New Vaccine Approach
However, it seems there’s one major issue with this “COVID-19 heroin vaccine.” It’s now being stolen from hospitals and sold on the streets. In an interview, one unnamed fraternity brother stated “My frat is the Vax house of the state. We’ve got an endless supply of those needles. I just took a shot this morning, still getting vaxxed out of my mind. Who the hell is talking to me I’ll kill you. How can you speak like that you’re not speaking a real language.” Whoa. This new party drug is no joke. This man began losing his sanity halfway through our interview.
Let us know your thoughts. Are you excited about this new COVID-19 vaccine craze? Do you think this will have a long term negative impact on our youth, or do you think this will end up saving the world? We’re just happy that society will be returning to some form of normal soon.