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Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Newest Party Drug?

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The COVID-19 vaccine is now accessible for almost anyone to get. People are ready to party and go nuts. That’s why there’s nothing better than this “government mandated heroin” that also gives COVID-19 immunity. There’s hope that this vaccine will lead to “herd-immunity.” But that hardly matter at this point since people are beginning to realize how vivid and surreal the high is from a COVID-19 vaccine.

Effects of the COVID-19 Vaccine

One average Joe claimed “Holy crap it felt like I was on smack and LSD at the same time.” Hell yeah! This is a major plus to the vaccine. It may even convince the skeptics who question the validity, safety, and effectiveness of the vaccine. Who cares about those factors if you’ll be tripping balls? Scientists say this is a controversial new approach to vaccine, but they’re confident it’ll get the youth excited about getting vaccinated.

Repercussions of this New Vaccine Approach

However, it seems there’s one major issue with this “COVID-19 heroin vaccine.” It’s now being stolen from hospitals and sold on the streets. In an interview, one unnamed fraternity brother stated “My frat is the Vax house of the state. We’ve got an endless supply of those needles. I just took a shot this morning, still getting vaxxed out of my mind. Who the hell is talking to me I’ll kill you. How can you speak like that you’re not speaking a real language.” Whoa. This new party drug is no joke. This man began losing his sanity halfway through our interview.

Let us know your thoughts. Are you excited about this new COVID-19 vaccine craze? Do you think this will have a long term negative impact on our youth, or do you think this will end up saving the world? We’re just happy that society will be returning to some form of normal soon.

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4th Of July Cured Covid-19, Here’s How

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Although cases of the covid-19 virus has increased since America’s favorite holiday took place, Corona Virus death rates have decreased massively. It is possible that the American people have found a way to survive the virus thanks to the 4th of July. Did the 4th of July really cure Covid-19?

What has protected the American people from corona deaths is likely related to Independence Day. The main factor contributing to increased survival rate is possiblly patriotism. The American people have used pure patriotism to survive the deadly virus. BBQ food and alcoholic beverages likely also contributed to surviving the corona virus. Alcoholic beverages sharing the name with the virus are most likely the most effective. Independent research also suggests that the more blind the patriotism the better.

What Do Patriots Think About The 4th Of July And Covid-19?

We mananged to interview a survivor of the corona virus. A very lucky middle-aged bald man sporting an American wife-beater said that “the corona virus is a hoax. I just caught a common cold, the test is a hoax”. When asked why he is so patriotic at a time like this, the American man explained that “America can do no wrong. If anyone has a problem with it, they are just sheep”. Thank you American man for this exclusive interview.

Another theory suggested by Research is that the fireworks littering the skies during Independence Day likely scared away the deadly virus. Research explains this with an analogy exclaiming to “imagine many little dogs on the 4th of July scared of fireworks and running away. Okay now just imagine many little viruses scared of fireworks and running away. There is no major difference between fireworks and viruses”. It is hard to argue with Research after bringing up such a deeply thought out analogy.

We at Realible World News will be sure to keep the world posted as new information unfolds. Realible World News, where news is realible all the time, every time.