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Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Newest Party Drug?

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The COVID-19 vaccine is now accessible for almost anyone to get. People are ready to party and go nuts. That’s why there’s nothing better than this “government mandated heroin” that also gives COVID-19 immunity. There’s hope that this vaccine will lead to “herd-immunity.” But that hardly matter at this point since people are beginning to realize how vivid and surreal the high is from a COVID-19 vaccine.

Effects of the COVID-19 Vaccine

One average Joe claimed “Holy crap it felt like I was on smack and LSD at the same time.” Hell yeah! This is a major plus to the vaccine. It may even convince the skeptics who question the validity, safety, and effectiveness of the vaccine. Who cares about those factors if you’ll be tripping balls? Scientists say this is a controversial new approach to vaccine, but they’re confident it’ll get the youth excited about getting vaccinated.

Repercussions of this New Vaccine Approach

However, it seems there’s one major issue with this “COVID-19 heroin vaccine.” It’s now being stolen from hospitals and sold on the streets. In an interview, one unnamed fraternity brother stated “My frat is the Vax house of the state. We’ve got an endless supply of those needles. I just took a shot this morning, still getting vaxxed out of my mind. Who the hell is talking to me I’ll kill you. How can you speak like that you’re not speaking a real language.” Whoa. This new party drug is no joke. This man began losing his sanity halfway through our interview.

Let us know your thoughts. Are you excited about this new COVID-19 vaccine craze? Do you think this will have a long term negative impact on our youth, or do you think this will end up saving the world? We’re just happy that society will be returning to some form of normal soon.

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Covid-19 Cases Reach Record Height Thanks To The Release Of The New Mutants

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Covid-19 had a recent spike in July despite four months of quarantine protocols taking place. Now in August a new spike is here. The new spike is all thanks to the New Mutants. New Mutants has caused record high increases in covid-19 cases. Ironic due to the nature of the film, the New Mutants has released to theaters. This has theaters forcing two to three viewers per showing to be closed into a single room. Luckily for the world, the movie is performing poorly, and this should slow down the spread of the virus. If the movie was a success, there would be hundreds more people infected with the virus. Two to three people per showing adds up fast though, and this can turn cities into disease ridden hell holes.

By How High Has New Mutants Increased Covid-19 Cases?

The film has caused Covid-19 cases to increase by at least 430% in most areas. This is astonishing as no movie is worth this increase; not even a good movie, and especially not a horrible movie. It is safe to assume that no one seeing New Mutants cares about themselves or others. If you would risk the death of your grandmother to see an outdated and forgettable Fox X-Men movie, then you might as well be a full fledged sociopath.

If the movie was good, like if this was Logan releasing, then it would be understood, but dying over New Mutants is unacceptable. Yesterday we released an article that lists much more acceptable dangerous activities to engaged in, and readers all agreed that each point was much more enjoyable than New Mutants. The article is embedded below.

New Mutants Is Not Only A Horrible Movie, It Is Also THE Lamest Way To Get The Corona Virus

New Mutants is likely to develop a breed of New Mutants in the real world at this point, and we don’t want to see this happen. The increase in Covid-19 cases is likely to mutate the human gene, and make the film a reality.