USPS gone

The USPS has been useless for awhile. The service is often slow and unproductive. UPS and Amazon Prime have always delivered with urgency and came with great costumer service. The USPS is having trouble competing with the other delivery services. The government has funded the USPS since it’s inception. However, this funding is coming to an end. Americans are wondering how they will vote now, and Amazon has the answer. The company announced that an Amazon Prime subscription will now come with Prime-Voting.

So What Is Prime-Voting?

Prime-Voting will allow a registered Amazon Prime member to vote straight from Amazon. Amazon promises to enforce a voter fraud free environment. The company also promises to not be useless like the USPS. The system sounds promising so far. Amazon often has one user sharing an account with family members. This has the public unsure of their competence. How will voter fraud be monitored? A concerned Amazon Primer user said “I don’t trust my 15 year old daughter. She could log into my account and vote for me. She is a huge Bernie slut, and I don’t trust her to not ruin America. My daughter asked to use my amazon account to order back to school supplies. Naturally I denied her and changed my password. If my kid wants to succeed in school, she will just have to wait till Bernie is president. Enjoy your free school never you commie”. Most Amazon Prime members share this same concern.

Why Is The USPS So Useless?

Most government programs are useless. Almost every service would be better off as a private company. Government workers are like bugs. You see several a day and maybe one or two of them are cool or worth keeping alive. If the USPS was a private organization, it would likely make more money as a profitable service. The government only wastes money, it doesn’t make money.

Realible World News will post our review of Prime-Voting on November 3rd.