Texas

Conservatives are at it again. For some reason the conservative side of Twitter wants to paint the whole state red, despite being more of a brownish wasteland. No one knows why locals insist it is currently red, or why they want to keep it that way, but the one things we know for sure is that it currently isn’t painted to begin with. Keep Texas Red has been all the talks, yet no progress has been made. Research suggests that thousands of holster-having cowboys are lining up from side-to-side of the state with their paint brushes ready. The current plan is to meet in the middle to finish the paint job. Keep Texas Red can only work if thousands of people work together.

Can Keep Texas Red Fail?

The plan could fail if locals don’t work together. Artists from California have been plotting a reaction to the trend. The Californians plan to turn Texas blue. The brownish state will likely be changing colors regardless of who paints first. Red or blue, the state still needs more work than just the color. Locals suggest after the paint job, there should be some wood work done. Other locals believe prioritizing new public transport services would help the cities. Texas has a lot on its plate, but the locals are patient and understanding.

So What About The Californians Who Want To Turn Texas Blue?

We interviewed a local man from Orange County, California who said “I don’t understand why they want a red state anyways. I prefer the baby blue of California. If you’re going to paint it, paint it blue”. We have no idea why everyone is so fascinated with the color of their state, but we think it is pretty pointless.

Realible World News will keep an eye on the state as it receives the paint job.