Taco Bell Taco Tuesday

Taco Tuesday isn’t always about what is convenient or not. Typically the Taco Tuesday experience could use a little Spanish ambience and excitement. However, not every Taco Tuesday can be a fiesta. Does Taco Bell make for a decent quick Taco Tuesday grab? Based on 5 objective measurements, below is our official score for Tempo Urban Kitchen.

Taco Bell Party Pack: A Quick And Easy Taco Tuesday Review

Taste

Taco Bell’s tacos are actually pretty decent. Keep your expectations low, and your taste buds will still be happy. In the end, Taco Tuesday is all about the tacos. Taco Bell’s party pack is easily the quickest and easiest way to get your taco fix. I can see myself picking up a box for the team during a late night. This box is perfect for busy entrepreneurs like the Realible World News team. Busy blue collar parents will likely appreciate this taco bundle as well. Even drunken college students can get down with this party pack. Over all, the taste is pretty good.

Price

The Taco Bell party pack doesn’t just make for a quick Taco Tuesday stop, it makes for an affordable one. I don’t think there is a cheaper way to celebrate the holiday. The box is only $11.99 for 12 crunchy tacos. There is almost no way to use an empty wallet as an excuse to ignore those Taco Tuesday cravings. If anyone tries to use low funds as an excuse to miss out, remind them off this steal of a deal. Unfortunately most Taco Bells do not sell alcohol. Fortunately we have a solution for this. Order a baja blast freeze on happy hour, and then pick up a cheap bottle of tequila on the way home. Mix the baja blast freeze with some tequila and you have yourself an affordable happy hour as well.

Ambience

Unfortunately the ambience is what brings Taco Bell down. There is really no way to make Taco Bell festive. The stores themselves could be mistaken for a Pizza Hut (which some stores even share a building with), and the stores house no décor at all. Taco Bell may be a cheap and affordable way to celebrate Taco Tuesday, but it is definitely the least exciting way. This is where the spiked baja blast freeze comes in hand. Down that bottle and create some fun.

Toot Power

Toot power is where Taco Bell really shines. Be sure to ask for plenty of their hottest sauce, because this stuff might as well be called fart fuel. The gas conjured by these tacos don’t just make a powerful cacophony, but they also produce a smell strong enough to make a skunk cringe. If you are feeling extra dangerous, I recommend eating all 12 tacos in the box. The toots crafted from this challenge could be fatal to bystanders, so toot responsibly.

Butthole Burn

If the toots are the calm before the storm, the butthole burn is the tsunami. The Butthole burn from Taco Bell perfectly matches the toiler bowl stains left behind after their exit. These tacos can pack a punch. If you use the right sauce, you will be in business. Since Taco Bell is famous for their deadly sauces and the diarrhea they cause, I must give Taco Bell a perfect score here.

Taco Bell Party Pack Final Score

The Taco Bell Party Pack is the quickest and easiest way to celebrate Taco Tuesday. If massive toots and painful diarrhea are to tell, then Taco Tuesday can still be great on a budget.

For more Taco Tuesday ideas and reviews, check out the Taco Tuesday section on the home page.

Last Week we reviewed The Kirland’s Taco Kit. Check back next week for another Taco Tuesday News Day!