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Taco Mesa: Should This Taco Tuesday Be Deported or Does It Deserve a Green Card?

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Taco Mesa is a Mexican restaurant chain with several locations in Southern California. We happened to go to the location in Costa Mesa, CA. Based on 5 objective measurements, below is our official score for Taco Mesa. Should Taco Mesa be your Taco Tuesday destination?

Taco Mesa: Taco Tuesday Deals Up the Wazoo

Taste

We tried fish, carnitas, and beef tacos, as well as the jalapeno poppers. The fish tacos were good, but it didn’t top the scales. The beef tacos were flavorful but the texture reminded me of burnt beard hair. I’m not sure if this is a negative or not. The carnitas were the best. These are the best carnitas tacos I’ve had. They were juicy with pico, cabbage, cotija, and a savory crema. I would return for these tacos alone. The jalapeno poppers left a lot to be desired. But who needs poppers when you can get this carnitas taco? My stomach is happy and my taste buds are singing.

Price

Taco Mesa’s Taco Tuesday deal is the BEST. DEAL. EVER. Atleast the greatest we’ve come across so far. These premium tacos are only $1.95 a piece. How could you beat that? Their margarita deal is also $4. Also an unbeatable price. However, their horchata was a bit pricy. It was surprisingly more expensive than their mixed beverages. Not sure what this suggests for the quality of either drink.

Ambience

Taco Mesa has beautiful Day of the Dead murals painted on the walls. The visuals were incredible and the staff was nice. If I was able to dine in here with Mexican music and a margarita pitcher, it would’ve been perfect. Even though I took the food to go and ate at home, I have to give high remarks to their ambience.

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Toot Power

God damn my body is fighting back. My stomach is churning and air is escaping out of my mouth and my behind. I wish every taco Tuesday gave me these feelings of ecstasy. This is the first time a Taco Tuesday will continue into a Taco Wednesday. The fiesta in my body can’t stop.

Butthole Burn

I am actively writing on the porcelain throne. I am planted on the toilet with no end in sight. The pain is exquisite and I savor every second of it. My family has been listening to my screams from outside the bathroom. They’re currently knocking asking if I am still conscience. I have never felt more alive.

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Taco Mesa Final Score

This restaurant did not disappoint on Taco Tuesday. Between delicious food and the powerful effects it has on your body, Taco Mesa is fantastic and definitely deserves a green card. This is the highest ranking to date. However, we won’t stop until we find a perfect 100.

For more Taco Tuesday ideas and reviews, check out the Taco Tuesday section on the home page.

Last time we reviewed the Taco Bell Party Pack. Check back next week for another Taco Tuesday News Day!

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Taco Bell Party Pack, Taco Tuesday Made Too Easy?

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Taco Tuesday isn’t always about what is convenient or not. Typically the Taco Tuesday experience could use a little Spanish ambience and excitement. However, not every Taco Tuesday can be a fiesta. Does Taco Bell make for a decent quick Taco Tuesday grab? Based on 5 objective measurements, below is our official score for Tempo Urban Kitchen.

Taco Bell Party Pack: A Quick And Easy Taco Tuesday Review

Taste

Taco Bell Taste

Taco Bell’s tacos are actually pretty decent. Keep your expectations low, and your taste buds will still be happy. In the end, Taco Tuesday is all about the tacos. Taco Bell’s party pack is easily the quickest and easiest way to get your taco fix. I can see myself picking up a box for the team during a late night. This box is perfect for busy entrepreneurs like the Realible World News team. Busy blue collar parents will likely appreciate this taco bundle as well. Even drunken college students can get down with this party pack. Over all, the taste is pretty good.

Price

The Taco Bell party pack doesn’t just make for a quick Taco Tuesday stop, it makes for an affordable one. I don’t think there is a cheaper way to celebrate the holiday. The box is only $11.99 for 12 crunchy tacos. There is almost no way to use an empty wallet as an excuse to ignore those Taco Tuesday cravings. If anyone tries to use low funds as an excuse to miss out, remind them off this steal of a deal. Unfortunately most Taco Bells do not sell alcohol. Fortunately we have a solution for this. Order a baja blast freeze on happy hour, and then pick up a cheap bottle of tequila on the way home. Mix the baja blast freeze with some tequila and you have yourself an affordable happy hour as well.

Ambience

Taco Bell Ambiance

Unfortunately the ambience is what brings Taco Bell down. There is really no way to make Taco Bell festive. The stores themselves could be mistaken for a Pizza Hut (which some stores even share a building with), and the stores house no décor at all. Taco Bell may be a cheap and affordable way to celebrate Taco Tuesday, but it is definitely the least exciting way. This is where the spiked baja blast freeze comes in hand. Down that bottle and create some fun.

Toot Power

Toot power is where Taco Bell really shines. Be sure to ask for plenty of their hottest sauce, because this stuff might as well be called fart fuel. The gas conjured by these tacos don’t just make a powerful cacophony, but they also produce a smell strong enough to make a skunk cringe. If you are feeling extra dangerous, I recommend eating all 12 tacos in the box. The toots crafted from this challenge could be fatal to bystanders, so toot responsibly.

Butthole Burn

If the toots are the calm before the storm, the butthole burn is the tsunami. The Butthole burn from Taco Bell perfectly matches the toiler bowl stains left behind after their exit. These tacos can pack a punch. If you use the right sauce, you will be in business. Since Taco Bell is famous for their deadly sauces and the diarrhea they cause, I must give Taco Bell a perfect score here.

Taco Bell Party Pack Final Score

The Taco Bell Party Pack is the quickest and easiest way to celebrate Taco Tuesday. If massive toots and painful diarrhea are to tell, then Taco Tuesday can still be great on a budget.

For more Taco Tuesday ideas and reviews, check out the Taco Tuesday section on the home page.

Last Week we reviewed The Kirland’s Taco Kit. Check back next week for another Taco Tuesday News Day!

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Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill, Should You RodriGO Here For Taco Tuesday?

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Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill is a full service chain with several locations in Southern California. We happened to go to the location in Fullerton, CA. Based on 5 objective measurements, below is our official score for Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill. Should Rodrigo’s be your Taco Tuesday destination?

Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill, Is It the RodriGo-To Taco Tuesday?

Taste

These burritos tickled my taste buds. I got the Ultimate Burrito Chimi-style, while Dr. Williams got his Ultimate Burrito tortilla-style. They probably have a larger menu than just the Ultimate Burrito, but why would you order anything else? The name itself implies it is the best item on the menu. What sounds tastier, the “Ultimate” Burrito, or the Flautas? What even is a flauta? Anyways, this food was incredible. The burrito had huge flavor. Great meat, a little bit of spice, melted cheese and guacamole on top. It doesn’t get any better than this.

Price

The price was respectable. You get a lot of food for you money. However, it still felt a little steep. $15 for a burrito, with no sides, is difficult to justify. Although the burrito is delicious and large, some sides would be appreciated.

Ambience

The ambience in the restaurant was pretty awkward. Unfortunately, due to the make-shift patio dining, we weren’t able to enjoy the beautiful aesthetics of the restaurants interior. This has given a temporarily lower score to the ambience. We had patio seating, and there were a couple groups sitting near us as well. Since it was election night, tension were high. Some families were decked in their MAGA hats, while others were wearing their “Vote Blue No Matter Who” shirts. The Republican supporters were clearly extra uncomfortable dining in Mexican restaurant, while the Democrats were too busy trying to speak broken Spanglish to their servers. It ruined the ambience for me.

Toot Power

The toot power is through the roof with this Taco Tuesday. Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill is one of the best fuels for your anus. If you’re looking for a gassy symphony, this is the spot for you. I have practically sharted writing this review. The burps and farts are coagulating inside my gastrointestinal tract, and I could be happier. This is the feeling you’re supposed to get after an authentic Taco Tuesday. We have been taking shots of Tequila throughout dinner, so that might contribute to the ongoing battle with our stomachs. Regardless, this is all part of a traditional Taco Tuesday experience.

Butthole Burn

After going to the bathroom, things were wet and wild. Tequila and the burrito seemed to join forces to loosen my colon and wreck my rectum. This is the best Tuesday I’ve had in years. Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill has nailed this category.

Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill Final Score

This restaurant did not disappoint on Taco Tuesday. Between delicious food and the powerful effects it has on your body, Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill is fantastic.

For more Taco Tuesday ideas and reviews, check out the Taco Tuesday section on the home page.

Last Week we reviewed Kirkland’s Chicken Street Taco Kit. Check back next week for another Taco Tuesday News Day!

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Kirkland’s Chicken Street Taco Kit, Taco Tuesday Made Easy

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Taco Tuesday has never been more convenient and easy thanks to Kirkland’s Chicken Street Taco Kit. However, does the flavor still hold up?

Kirkland’s Chicken Street Taco Kit: A Stay Home Taco Tuesday Review

Taste

Kirkland’s Chicken Street Taco Kit is immaculate. There’s a stigma behind store bought tacos, but Costco puts the rumors to rest. Taco Tuesday will never be the same after these flavorful tacos gave me a taste bud fiesta. It’ll be difficult to return to the Mexican restaurants of days past after these conveniently delicious tacos. The Cilantro Lime Crema made me crema. After cleaning up the mess in my pants, I indulged in the tart flavors of this dressing. I drink the leftovers every time. I highly recommend the delicious flavors of this take home taco kit. I felt one step closer to the border enjoy this taco kit.

Price

When it comes to price, the Kirkland’s Taco Kit really shines. Their is no Taco Tuesday happy hour with a better deal than this taco kit. Add a bottle of Kirkland’s signature tequila or sangria and you just turned your house into a Mexican restaurant. This is the most affordable way to celebrate Taco Tuesday. We will be doing this every time we are on a budget, which is rare because we are very successful.

Ambience

Unfortunately the ambience is very lacking here. My house has absolutely no Mexican ambience or decorations. I basically just ate some tacos and that is it. While the tacos were incredible, I found that my house had no immersion for the over all Taco Tuesday experience. While some households may not have this issue, we give the Kirkland’s Taco Kit a low score here. I am sure most Costco shoppers can relate to this situation. The worst part is that Costco has no samples right now due to Covid-19. Therefore, even buying the tacos wasn’t a pleasant experience. We recommend putting on your best sombreros for this one.

Toot Power

The toot power granted by this taco kit is respectable. I am burping and tooting quite a bit while writing this review. Nothing mind blowing, but its presence is definitely there. I am getting some looks in the office, but no one is spraying air fresheners yet. The toots could be louder, but the low stink is pretty nice. If you aim for stinky ones, this isn’t the Taco Tuesday meal you need.

Butthole Burn

The Kirkland’s Taco Kit doesn’t burn too bad, but it doesn’t too good either. it leaves a lot to be desired coming out, but at least it makes itself known. I can tell I celebrated Taco Tuesday, but I don’t truly feel like I really celebrated Taco Tuesday. The butthole burn from this kit is a bit in the middle of the road, but I give it a respectable 14/20 due to its potential. Perhaps if I tried utilizing a little more salsa and maybe going a bit over board with the cilantro lime cream, then I would achieve the burn I desire.

Kirkland’s Chicken Street Taco Kit Final Score

The Kirkland’s Taco Kit is the perfect way to spent Taco Tuesday at home, but it doesn’t quite hit every mark. Ideally Taco Tuesday would be celebrated out and about, and feel more festive. This kit is especially perfect right now due to this pesky anti-Taco Tuesday virus going around.

For more Taco Tuesday ideas and reviews, check out the Taco Tuesday section on the home page.

Last Week we reviewed Tempo Urban Kitchen. Check back next week for another Taco Tuesday News Day!

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Tempo Urban Kitchen, Is This The Taco Tuesday Dream Come True?

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This Taco Tuesday, we tried Tempo Urban Kitchen located in Brea, CA. We looked at no reviews, and had our first meal totally blind. Based on 5 objective measurements, below is our official score for Tempo Urban Kitchen. Should Tempo be your Taco Tuesday destination?

Tempo Urban Kitchen: A Fiesta For The Taste Buds

Taste

Tempo Urban Kitchen is delicious. Their food is like music to our taste buds. The restaurant has great music too, but we will cover that in our ambiance section of the review. We tried the California burrito and it was phenomenal. The burritos are big and difficult to finish in one sitting. Tempo’s California burrito is easily the best California burrito in all of California. The entree comes with shoestring fries that was complemented greatly with the garlic aioli. The garlic aioli is delivered in a small portion, but you can ask for more. The service was great as well. Thank you very much Steve for the amazing service.

Price

The happy hour price is phenomenal. Outside of happy hour, it is difficult to say we completely recommend visiting, but at the same time it is also very fair. Tempo Urban Kitchen has daily deals even outside of happy hour. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday/Sunday have their own special deals and events tied in. This includes the Saturday and Sunday mimosa brunch. It is easy to make it to Tempo during one of these many great deals, so this is what we recommend doing. We of course value Taco Tuesday, so we specifically recommend coming Tuesday evenings before 6:00PM.

Ambience

The atmosphere of Tempo Urban Kitchen is high energy and loud. The walls are covered in graffiti, loud music is filling the restaurant, and flat screens are in every corner. This is not a place to relax, but it keeps a bright mood and happy smiles. At times the music was a bit too loud, causing awkward yelling when the music suddenly quieted down. Awkward! It also caused the server to think I asked for olives when I requested a “glass of water.” Maybe keep the music a little quieter Tempo. A final touch to the ambience was the wonderful birthday dessert. They give an ice cream cart with churros and 3 dipping sauces.

Toot Power

This Taco Tuesday excelled in the toot department. The car ride home was a flatulence symphony. The Tempo of the toots was music to my ears! We expect no less from a proper Taco Tuesday. Between margaritas, burritos, chips and salsa, and churros, it felt like bombs were going off in our stomachs. Not only were the toots fantastic, there was an abundance of burps. This might be the best part of the meal.

Butthole Burn

Following the symphony of toots was a symphony of poops. Our colons feel as cleansed as ever. We feel like new men. The burps and full tummies were a precursor this lovely event. However, it was a little too pleasant. There was no actual burning sensations. Unfortunately, it is less pain more pleasure. Taco Tuesday isn’t complete until the colon is cleansed, and Tempo surely does the job, but it lacked the tears. This concludes our journey through a perfect Taco Tuesday.

Tempo Urban Kitchen Final Score

We will definitely be returning to Tempo Urban Kitchen. Great staff, great food, and a fantastic Taco Tuesday experience. Thanks Steve!

For more Taco Tuesday ideas and reviews, check out the Taco Tuesday section on the home page.

Last Week we reviewed Chronic Taco. Check back next week for another Taco Tuesday News Day!

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Chronic Tacos. Will These Tacos Change Your Life?

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This Taco Tuesday, we tried Chronic Tacos for the first time. We looked at no reviews, and had our first meal totally blind. Based on 5 objective measurements, below is our official score for Chronic Tacos. Should Chronic Tacos be your Taco Tuesday destination?

Chronic Tacos: Taco Tuesday Without Sauce

Taste

When it comes to taste Chronic Tacos does not disappoint. We tried out their Cali burritos and they were delicious. The french fries add some greasy deliciousness, and the mystery meat inside was perfect. We couldn’t tell what the meat was because our intern ordered the food. Our burritos were also very dry. While the restaurant (?) has sauces, we were not given any. We asked for sauces on the side, but it didn’t happen. This is the taste portion of the review though. We will not complain about the service, but the burrito’s dryness left much to be desired.

Price

When it comes to price, we can’t be too sure. Our intern picked up the burritos, and she often takes out an extra 20 dollars for herself. She claims she lost the receipt, and always tells us a ridiculous price. Our total came down to $45. This is either an absurd amount for two burritos, or she pulled a fast one on us again. Regardless, our wallets are left injured after this experience. No dry burrito is worth 22 dollars each.

Convenience

Our intern told us that the convenience was poor. They were expecting an easy Taco Bell or Del Taco pick up. However, they were met with a daunting Subway like experience. Practically putting the customer in the shoes of the chef, our poor intern was forced to pick and choose the ingredients to each burrito. Perhaps the disappointing taste was because of our intern and not Chronic Tacos. Nonetheless, when eating out, the customer should never be in charge of preparing their meal.

Toot Power

Neither of us have tooted once since eating these burritos. It has us questioning the authenticity of the entire restaurant (?). How can a burrito not create toots? This is suspicious and disappointing. The highlight of a good Taco Tuesday is the after-meal tooting. The other categories hardly matter, as your stomach knows best. If Taco Tuesday doesn’t leave you with gas, that food was ass.  

Butthole Burn

Neither of our buttholes faced a challenge after Chronic Tacos. Much like the Toot Power, your body knows when you had a good Taco Tuesday. We always hope the food is easy going down, but hell coming out. This weekly event is supposed to leave your butthole burning in sweet satisfaction. The egg casserole I ate this morning put my butthole through a far more painful journey.

Chronic Tacos Final Score

Chronic Tacos gave almost no bang for your buck. No toots, no burn, no sauce, no second chances. We recommend you don’t try Chronic Tacos, but if you do please let them know how dissatisfied we were with our experience. Also don’t go on Taco Tuesday.